The Crusade to St. Paul

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The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by packerboy » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:03 pm

In medieval times, The Crusades were undertaken, in fullfilment of a solemn vow, to deliver the Holy Places from tryanny.<br><br>In March of 2006 there will be a modern day Crusade. It will be an undertaking, in fullfilment of a solemn vow, to deliver The Saintly City, a holy place indeed, from tryanny. <br><br>The Crusades of medieval times consisted of groups from many lands and sections of Europe. <br><br>The Crusade to St Paul will consist of groups from four AA sections. <br><br>From the far east and section 3 will come the Pioneers of <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Hill</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> Murray<br><br>From the middle east and section 2 will come the Raiders of <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Cretin</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->-Derham Hall<br><br>From the south west and section 5 will come the defending, and soon to be repeat, champs...the Stars of The Academy of <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Holy Angels</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->.<br><br>From the sort of middle west and section 6 will come the always classsy and new to AA..The Red Knights of <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Benilde</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> St Margaret's.<br><br>Thats right boys and girls... 4 Catholic schools in the state tournamnet..half the field.<br><br>The phobics have been posting here for years that these schools should have threir own tournamnet. Well, now we do.<br><br> The Crusade to St Paul will rid the world of the tryanny of the fat cat , tax payer funded, face in public trough, behemouth suburban public schools. It will be the dawn of The Renaissance that will end the pagan infidel's 30 year strangle hold on the AA event. <br><br>There will be fish sticks and macoroni and cheese served at the concession stands for the Friday sessions. There will be kneelers installed in each row of the Xcel. <br><br>After the national anthem, we will say 3 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers before face off.<br><br>I know, I know. The fans of the 5 time champion Jags are thinkin "no way, we live in prestigious west Bloomington". Da Bear fans are out on White Bear Lake in the icehouses sayin "hey that curse thing isnt for real..is it?" <br><br>But the Catholics are comin to St Paul in March. The phobics can chant "daddy's money" non stop cuz there will always be a Catholic team on the ice. <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... ckerboy</A> at: 12/16/05 4:15 pm<br></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by Zamman » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:07 pm

Way to early to buy the Easter bonnets for the big dance...... I think you may be right on for three teams, but one of these teams is not like the other. If this is true, the X will be empty on Friday because all the faithfull will be up the hill at the Cathedral. <p>________________________________<br>Academy of Holy Angels<br>2005 GIRLS STATE CHAMPS!<br>2002 & 2005 BOYS STATE CHAMPS!!<br>GO STARS!!</p><i></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by bluesbuddy » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:10 pm

looks ta mah-self dat dem hellz angelz r lead'in da pack wit hill moray 'an cretex-durum wheat a close second 'an turd.<br><br>it'z nice ta see deeze crusaderz ware'in dare schoolz colorz!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.decisiongames.com/assets/ima ... -II-JS.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by packerboy » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:21 pm

Zamman, which one? <br><br>Thanks bluesbuddy for the illustrations but weez missin one of dem night guyz. Speakin of night guyz, was der an avalance on dat Mt Sinus headache? <p></p><i></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by Zamman » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:59 pm

If I was to guess, I would say the real crusaders from St. Louis Park, the Red Knights from BSM. I believe that Jefferson will still come out of this section.<br><br>Again it is still way to early to tell..... <p>________________________________<br>Academy of Holy Angels<br>2005 GIRLS STATE CHAMPS!<br>2002 & 2005 BOYS STATE CHAMPS!!<br>GO STARS!!</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... >Zamman</A> at: 12/16/05 1:59 pm<br></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by packerboy » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:15 pm

It is early but 25% of the season has been played for most teams. Pretty soon it will be gettin kind of late to still be sayin its early.<br><br>If you read between the lines, I acknowledge that the roadblocks to BSM and HM doing it are fierce and formidable. <br><br>But so were the Turks as they attacked the pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem. Just like the pilgrims. our 4 Crusaders shall be attacked on their way to The Holy City...but theyll make it.<br><br><br><br><br><br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... ckerboy</A> at: 12/16/05 2:24 pm<br></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by bluesbuddy » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:30 pm

soundz lack a goot angle pac man.<br><br>yewz cover da south. mah-self 'an ole slappy shalt not sin 'an cover da nort.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by SB24 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:34 pm

Holy Angels and Cretin-Derham Hall will make it and cretin derham hall will be done in 1. The other two will not be going <p>Play another sport if ya dont got what it takes to DangleMcFangle.</p><i></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by packerboy » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:59 pm

Sure, CDH will be done in one. The infidel tryrants have set an ambush for our Crusaders so that CDH plays AHA in the quarters. <br><br><br>But as one Crusader falls another will rise to take its place.<br><br>Get the fish thawed out and dust off those rosary beads.<br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... ckerboy</A> at: 12/16/05 3:01 pm<br></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by packerboy » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:01 pm

<!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://B00061I4U6.01._SCLZZZZZZ..." target="top">B00061I4U6.01._SCLZZZZZZ...</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>Dang it. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... ckerboy</A> at: 12/20/05 1:02 pm<br></i>

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Re: The Crusade to St. Paul

Post by packerboy » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:11 pm

<!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>All right, I got it.<br><br>This just in. Click on this link to discover the identitiy of the newest ally of the 4 Crusaders in the Crusade to St Paul.<br><br>Thats right folks, Darth Tater hizself will help destroy the infidel fat cat suburban public schools. He comes out of the Northwest like the cold wind to chill the tyrants.<br><br>We knew we could count on da Spuds and crazy section 8. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... ckerboy</A> at: 2/9/06 4:13 pm<br></i>

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The Crusading Spirit

Post by Bart82 » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:24 pm

By the Fourth Crusade the Crusaders had turned on their fellow brethren in Constantinople and never made it to the Holy Land. <br><br>Does this mean that the Red Kinghts and Stars will turn on each other in Minneapolis (Mariucci) and fall in their quest for the Grail? <p></p><i></i>

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Re: The Crusading Spirit

Post by packerboy » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:37 pm

Only one of the 4 can take home the Holy Grail. <br><br><br>The cowardly pagans have layed ambushes in the brackets to prevent an all Crusader semi but 2 Crusaders will reach the finals. <br><br>Since it was oh so popular in 2002, a repeat seems only fiting.<br><br>Again, because of the traps laid by the infidels some of our Crusaders will cover the flank. <br><br>But headquaters in March will be the holy place with a new roof right up the hill overlooking the Xcell on the strategic high ground. <br> <p></p><i></i>

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Re: The Crusading Spirit

Post by packerboy » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:05 pm

<!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.my-scifi-stuff.com/fireballx ... L5_96A.jpg" target="top">www.my-scifi-stuff.com/fireballxl5/imag ... <!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>Goldy313 and his Rockets of John Marshall have agreed to join the Holy War.(see link for illustration)<br>Yup, thats goldy back in 1977 as a young lad dreaming about being a Rockets fan and winning the title. <br><br>From all corners of the State, they come to join the Crusade.<br><br>Section 1 and 8 from outstate ..aint it great. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... ckerboy</A> at: 12/20/05 4:13 pm<br></i>

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Section 8 was sent to punish !

Post by slapshooter » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:37 am

Section 8 was sent to punish the Catholics as was <br><br>Centennial because Trebil neglected to do exactly what <br><br>I told him to.<br><br>Tony (the baptist) Selvog was soon to deliver "judgment"<br><br>upon the disobedient and the rest is history!<br><br>The faithless currently inhabit section 8 and the price for <br><br>such faithlessness is now being exacted !<br><br>I told y<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :x --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> u a long time ago that the Catholics by and <br><br>large are "SUPERIOR" as far as producing hockey power<br><br>but if they don't do exactly what I say and Marvin does,<br><br>then he and his Motley band of W<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> RRI<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> RS along with <br><br>the "SP<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> DS will be allowed to highjack the Title but Hill <br><br>is listening and are hungry and due!<br><br>Hill and Holy Angels will, however, be the deliverers <br><br>of "judgement" until further notice from on high. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br>L<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 0] --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> E, SL<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> PSH<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> TER.<br><br>(...a legend in his <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> wn mind...) <p></p><i></i>

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Re: Section 8 was sent to punish the infidels

Post by packerboy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:57 am

The hated enemy in this thread is the huge, rich, recruiting, suburban powers who should have their own tournament. <br><br>It is unimportant wheter the Crusaders are all Catholic or part potatoe head. <br><br>Darth is as welcome as the Bishop.<br><br>We will reveal a third ally from section 7 shortly. <br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>

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If you can't beat them, join them....

Post by Neutron 14 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:19 am

How interesting (and hilarious) that the section 8 faithful have become "Cathaholics". Not that I dispute their presumption on who will be left circling the ice at the X. If Crusades it will be, bring it on. We heathen Citiots will fight heartily....(for the 3rd place trophy). <p></p><i></i>

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Re: If you can't join them, beat them....

Post by packerboy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:36 am

The 4 Catholic Crusaders and their faithful, if not faithless, allies expect fierce and formidable resisitance on the way to the Holy City to crush the infidels. <br><br><br>But if the battle plan is followed, only one tyrant will make it to the event. <br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>

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Re: If you can't join them, beat them....

Post by NPGandyDancer » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:04 am

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>bishop sheen</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> would have made one hell of a catholic head coach and i ain't talkin some corporate/republican/lutheran/white suburban enclave like eden prairie. god rest his soul. <p></p><i></i>

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The spirit of the good Bishop lives on

Post by packerboy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:18 am

NP, that is absolutely, positively the kind of atitude we are lookin for. <br><br>If you are havin a Holy War, you better have some holy warriors and what better choice tham Bishop Sheen. (God, I hated it when my mom made we watch his show)<br><br>Anyway, we invoke his memory and call upon all of the faithful to chanel the holy anger of NP to give us strength against the pagans. <p></p><i></i>

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So It Goes

Post by EREmpireStrikesBack » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:35 am

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Darth Tater<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>How could they ever put those together? Everyone knows Vader & Taters don't mix. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>I await your choice of ally from the Range/NW Suburbs. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

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Mt. St. Benedict reincarnated from the great Cathedral

Post by bluesbuddy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:40 am

god hath willed da grate cat frum da heavens ta cum down 'an reek havoc. it willz be jihad az wheeze know itz. da black cat willz 'av a grate warrior on itz back in da form uv mr potatoe head in a darth vapor outfitz.<br><br>darth tater willz ride hiz cat to glory in A 'an AA. da cat will take A. da tater will take AA, 'an ole alcoholics anonymous willz never be da samez.<br><br>da udder crusaders will ride dare horses into st. pauly town. darth vapor willz ride da prowlerz.<br><br>St. John Paul II willz send da dove down frum da heavenz to da earth ware it willz rest on da crest uv mt. sinai 'an transforms itz-self into a mighty cat wheeze will ahlz cumz ta know az a stealthy prowler.<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Compo ... e.ss_h.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> wit rubber teeth frum teeth ribber <p></p><i></i>

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Re: So It Goes

Post by Neutron 14 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:42 am

Funny ER, I just can't picture Tony aligning himself with the Catholics. Evangalists maybe.....<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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Either Or

Post by EREmpireStrikesBack » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:50 am

Possibly. Whatever it takes to win, I'm sure that is his strategy.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

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Re: So It Goes

Post by packerboy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:57 am

Well Neut, you have to keep in mind that this thread is a Crusade against an identifiable demon. It is an Intelligent Design , so to speak. <br><br>Under such circumstances, some unexpected allianaces, holy or not , can be consumated. <br><br>The question before the council of bishops is whether there is enough traffic up in Tony's and ER's kingdom to qualify it as one of the demons. <p></p><i></i>

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