Chuck Norris

[PuckU126]

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>You must be one of Chuck Norris' offspring. Not Dakota, but the other one... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>The Puck – aka: The self-proclaimed People’s Champion <p></p><i></i>

[frozen]

thats true... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>there'd be no hockey if the water wasn't FROZEN</p><i></i>

[Mnhockeygod]

Those Jack Bauer one's were great, I've never heard them before. <p></p><i></i>

[MajinHockey]

* Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.<br> <p>97X...BAM!!!...The future of Rock-n-Roll.</p><i></i>

[9hockey1]

these are pretty funny!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[PuckU126]

Happy 66th Birthday to Chuck Norris! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>When Chuck Norris blows out his birthday candles, BEWARE OF TORNADOES!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>The Puck – aka: The self-proclaimed People’s Champion<br></p><i></i>

[east hockey]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>When Chuck Norris blows out his birthday candles<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>On his last birthday, when he blew out his candles, it blew on the candles on <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>my</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> cake....ten days later.<br><br>Lee <p>____________<br>Message Board arsonist since 2005<br>Egomaniac since 2006</p><i></i>

[EREmpireStrikesBack]

Oh man <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Is Lee trying to make up his own random Chuck Norris facts? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

[east hockey]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Is Lee trying to make up his own random Chuck Norris facts?<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>At least <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>mine</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> is original. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Lee <p>____________<br>Message Board arsonist since 2005<br>Egomaniac since 2006</p><i></i>

[Dizzy]

Chuck Norris can count to Pi on his fingers. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[WBJG]

He's counted to infinity twice<br><br>He lost his virginity before his dad<br> <p></p><i></i>

[Hockeyfever]

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris signs up for beginner karate classes so he can "accidentally" kick the %#$* out of little kids

[iceprofet07]

News Flash: Scientists have recently determined the amount of energy released from the big bang. Coincidently, this value is 1 ChNRK (1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). Researchers are unable to convert the amount into Joules because computers can't go that high.

[irishman]

Waht would happen if chuck norris tried to kill himself????????????

[gordon]

when chuck norris visited a poisonous snake farm last year he got bit a king cobra five hours later the snake died.

chuck norris dosn't wear a watch know why cause he decides what time it is.

theres more where that came from.