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EREmpireStrikesBack
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:12 am

The phone on silent is a good one.<br><br>Also, start giving her wrong answers. Makes it pretty useless to ask for "help" when it's wrong.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

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Re: 1,000 and counting...

Post by Blue Breeze » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:19 am

Just say you didn't wanna hear her bitch about all the bad things about Minnesota, so you didn't feel like talking to her. I think she'll get that point. <p></p><i></i>

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here's what you do

Post by watchyoutalkinboutwillis » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:21 pm

First tell her that MN girls usually shower everyday and that she should consider the idea. You could also thow in "don't the cats always following you get annoying?" <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>If she doesn't get this sublte brush off, just tell her outright that she stinks and you don't like big butts.<br><br>The first one should work like a charm<br>I have only had to use the follow up a couple times on some really dumb ones <br><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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Re: Events Unfold

Post by 2AhockeyOldTimer » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:42 pm

then tell her to go to the Reef between 4:30 and 8 on days 1-3-5 and 2ahockeyoldtimer will tell that chica whats on the up and up... <p>Taylor Mattson-The Next Non-Mr. Hockey</p><i></i>

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Re: Events Unfold

Post by hillhockey » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:08 pm

thanks for the advice everyone and 2a, i dont think she likes eating at the reef<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> weird, huh? <p></p><i></i>

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Re: Events Unfold

Post by ae42 » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:40 pm

Curcloin got banned too. It happens. <p></p><i></i>

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Post by PuckU126 » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:21 am

Empire IS OUT! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <----NOT<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>The Puck – aka: The self-proclaimed People’s Champion<br></p><i></i>

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Re: Jamaican girl

Post by ChrisK » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:03 am

She doesn't like the food, doesn't like the weather, doesn't like the people. And the reason she's going to school here is...? It sounds like she's desperate for help with the schoolwork too, she won't last long.<br><br>I like the idea of giving her the wrong answers, but it'll take some time to pay off. I'd say just be honest, there's no point in being polite now. Isn't college fun <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

hillhockey
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Re: Jamaican girl

Post by hillhockey » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:30 pm

i believe she is transferring to Florida now. <p></p><i></i>

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Re: Jamaican girl

Post by pathetichockeyfollower » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:32 pm

Did you have to do anything hillhockey? <p>"my wife tells me I am pathetic with how much high school hockey I go to."</p><i></i>

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Post by sterfry9 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:36 am

id say make an agreement between answers/benefits win win situation.....answers to test are worth something sometimes just make the best out of it.....use use situation<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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Re: hillhockey

Post by hillhockey » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:08 pm

all i've had to do is say that i LIKE the cold and that i could NEVER live any place warm like jamaica.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>the other day she told me she missed lab and that she would be coming to my lab D6/1:00....so i let her think that was my time when in reality mines at 2:40. that wasnt so much against her as it is against having "outsiders" come in and mess up our lab group chemistry <p></p><i></i>

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Re: hillhockey

Post by sterfry9 » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:43 am

i wish i was booksmart like hillhockey seems to be....i would be working that girl left right front to back every which way shes bends....<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> woooooooooooooooo!!! ric flair stlye <p></p><i></i>

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sterfry9

Post by hillhockey » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:44 pm

go right on ahead there, you can have her.<br>i like women who like hockey (or at least know what the sport is!) <p></p><i></i>

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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:18 pm

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Bout time...

Post by PuckU126 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:30 pm

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