Just for FUN!

AngusYoung · Post by **AngusYoung** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:43 am

Mainah - Who cares what ERE says. He's a little pencil-necked geek who trolls the waters and contributes comments that only he thinks are smart and trendy. Forget about him like the rest of the board has except Elliott.

AY

mainefan · Post by **mainefan** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:45 am

Can't Never Tried wrote:
mainefan wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...

In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real Minnesotan

No Lobstah for you.

CNT maybe.
You'll still take quack though right?

Ha! That is hillarious- no way no how.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:57 am

mainefan wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...

In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real Minnesotan

No Lobstah for you.

CNT maybe.

So why are you living in Maine when you know better?

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:00 am

AngusYoung wrote:Mainah - Who cares what ERE says. He's a little pencil-necked geek who trolls the waters and contributes comments that only he thinks are smart and trendy. Forget about him like the rest of the board has except Elliott.

AY

Just 'leaf' Darth Rogers alone, AY.

Its not a request.

AngusYoung · Post by **AngusYoung** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:06 am

Yes sir, officer.

AY

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:09 am

AngusYoung wrote:Mainah - Who cares what ERE says. He's a little pencil-necked geek who trolls the waters and contributes comments that only he thinks are smart and trendy. Forget about him like the rest of the board has except Elliott.

AY

I see you had your cowboy coffee this morning, too much piss and vinegar in it I think.

Cheer up !

AngusYoung · Post by **AngusYoung** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:24 pm

Cheer up about what - my 401(k) has become a 201(k) thanks to you not sharing your vast investment knowledge. In addition, I have to listen to punks on this board taking shots from the cheap seats. Further, I have nothing to read due to the lack of product out there from ex-cops from the Northland writing about their past exploits. Tell me what their is to be cheery about?

AY

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:48 pm

AngusYoung wrote: Tell me what their is to be cheery about?

AY

Bader is banned?

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:02 pm

AngusYoung wrote:Cheer up about what - my 401(k) has become a 201(k) thanks to you not sharing your vast investment knowledge. In addition, I have to listen to punks on this board taking shots from the cheap seats. Further, I have nothing to read due to the lack of product out there from ex-cops from the Northland writing about their past exploits. Tell me what their is to be cheery about?

AY

You don't have to (listen?) read them AY

As far as your 201(k) I did share..... you said I was stupid, so I invested a little more just to spite you..worked out good.

I'm thinking oil futures are looking pretty good now? whatya think ?
Or do you think I should wait till they get to 40-50 bucks a barrel?

So what do Northland cops do? watch for cow tipping? and I suppose Meth labs.

AngusYoung · Post by **AngusYoung** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:47 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:
AngusYoung wrote: Tell me what their is to be cheery about?

AY
Bader is banned?

He is??

AY

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:49 pm

AngusYoung wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:
AngusYoung wrote: Tell me what their is to be cheery about?

AY
Bader is banned?
He is??

AY

Or is he?

AngusYoung · Post by **AngusYoung** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:58 pm

Can't Never Tried wrote:
AngusYoung wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote: Bader is banned?
He is??

AY
Or is he?

I am Spartacus!

AY

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:09 pm

AngusYoung wrote:
Can't Never Tried wrote:
AngusYoung wrote: He is??

AY
Or is he?
I am Spartacus!

AY

I had heard you liked gladiator movies!

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:13 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:
AngusYoung wrote:
Can't Never Tried wrote: Or is he?
I am Spartacus!

AY
I had heard you liked gladiator movies!

Too funny.

AngusYoung · Post by **AngusYoung** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:18 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:
AngusYoung wrote:
Can't Never Tried wrote: Or is he?
I am Spartacus!

AY
I had heard you liked gladiator movies!

Not to mention when Scraps rubs up and down on my leg!

AY

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:53 pm

mainefan wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...

In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real Minnesotan

No Lobstah for you.

CNT maybe.

It was purely irony. Didn't know you had such a soft spot about it.

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:57 pm

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
mainefan wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...

In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real Minnesotan

No Lobstah for you.

CNT maybe.
It was purely irony. Didn't know you had such a soft spot about it.

I'll split the lobstah with ya

mainefan · Post by **mainefan** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:47 pm

elliott70 wrote:
mainefan wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...

In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real Minnesotan

No Lobstah for you.

CNT maybe.
So why are you living in Maine when you know better?

Someone has to teach them how to play hockey.

mainefan · Post by **mainefan** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:49 pm

Can't Never Tried wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
mainefan wrote: In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real Minnesotan

No Lobstah for you.

CNT maybe.
It was purely irony. Didn't know you had such a soft spot about it.

I'll split the lobstah with ya

I saw that

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:49 pm

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything
under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do
you have any sales experience?"

The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss
liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today? The kid says, "One".

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".

The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says,
"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told
him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I
sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda
Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and
sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I
said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing'."

mainefan · Post by **mainefan** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:24 am

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything
under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do
you have any sales experience?"

The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss
liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today? The kid says, "One".

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".

The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says,
"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told
him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I
sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda
Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and
sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I
said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing'."

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:40 am

I agree.

Joey (nine toes) Marcoux · Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:57 pm

Let me apologize in advance.

The 7 Dwarfs

The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs,
they

are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns

in Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and

answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
'No,

Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.'

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns

anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son,

there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding

the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting

'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'

'Grumpy screwed a penguin!

DMom · Post by **DMom** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:16 am

Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:21 am

DMom wrote:Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.

Funny!

You know she'd never get away with that in the later years