Re: The Hermantown Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:14 am
MINISTER
<t>Today we meet to mourn A Class Hockey, and the one program that could save it couldn’t even succeed! The Herman(Ely,Virginia, Proctor, Denfeld, Hayward)town Hawks did everything they could to save the pitiful Class A tourney. They took players from all over northern Minnesota to try to build a program that can sustain the greatness of northern hockey. But alas they could barely beat the hated 80+ other class A teams. <br/>
<br/>
HERMANTOWN PARENTS
The hated AD and Mr Andrews are the real evil in the situation! Let’s talk to a great hockey mind of northern Minnesota hockey to give its epilogue.
No longer is it accepted that teams will have up and down cycles in talent, now it just means your program sucks, and any top players still there better transfer to Hermantown, or CEC, or someplace else with reportedly greener grass to make sure those players' NHL careers aren't derailed by having to play for the #4 seed in 7A. It's complete and utter madness, and with Range kids now going to Hermantown for their <I><s></s>senior year<e></e></I> to "get noticed", it's reaching full-blown, marbles-lost, truly-gone-fishing insanity.<br/>
MINISTER
Those are some great points that must not be missed if we are To save class A hockey.
ALL of MINNESOTA HOCKEY
The entire state totally respects Hermantown ‘s power. The AA blue blood s schedule and bow to them every year during the regular season. Kids flock to play their youth and high school hockey there. And the Cake Metro A power programs tremble at just the thought of beating Hermantown in a game that matters. Hermantown isn’t going anywhere. So instead of complaining them out, all the people that fear them will just have to beat them out. Duluth East and Hermantown and Grand Rapids and Moorhead and Roseau and Warroad rule
Another great point. Northern hockey must remember that we are being saved by this small town hockey program and must nestle under its strong wings in order to save class A hockey. Quick Denfeld, Ely, Virginia, Hibbing, Eveleth, North Shore, Proctor. Not just the northern teams need to settle under these strong wings. Come to us and be comforted St Cloud Cathedral, Hutchinson, Warroad, Mankato East, Monticello, and all other programs in class A hockey. This gathering of talent is much like when superhero’s gather to fight evil metro teams.
MINISTER
Yes you are so correct Hermantown Hockey.
You have more great please tell us more Hermantown Hockey
HERMANTOWN HOCKEY
I love the fact that the metro brain trust can’t figure out and beat north’s Hermantown Hawks. It’s great to see the metro money, and power, and influence bowing down to Hermantown every year. Its pretty awesome!!!
All HoCKEY PROGRAMS but HERMANTOWN
Yes but how do we save class A hockey Hermantown before it’s too late?
HERMANTOWN HOCKEY
Let us take your talent and pool superhero’s who can fight the evil metro for you. Here are the players we will need
People always ask how many Non-Hermantown kids are on their team and you hear a bunch of speculation, blither, yarn-spinning, etc. So I thought it might be helpful if we just laid it all out so people don't have to speculate anymore. <br/>
<br/>
9 Gavin Blomdahl - F 10th - Gavin open-enrolls from Denfeld. He has never lived a day of his life in Hermantown School District.<br/>
C<br/>
10 Zach Kilen - F 12 - Zach came from Virginia his Senior year. Family did not move, Dad has same job for US Steel and Mom works for Virginia School District. They got him a fake address so that he would be eligible. <br/>
<br/>
14 Cole Antcliff F 11 - Cole open-enrolls from Proctor. He has never lived a day of his life in the Hermantown School District.<br/>
<br/>
16 - Drew Sams - D 12 - Drew started out playing for CEC. Moved to Hermantown for the guaranteed trip to State.<br/>
<br/>
18- Joey Pierce - D 11 - We all know Joey. Moved to Hermantown to play Hockey. <br/>
<br/>
24- Ethan Lund - F 11 Moved to Hermantown from Hayward, Wisconsin for the guaranteed trip to State. Mom and Dad both still work in Wisconsin. No move for job involved here, whatsoever. <br/>
<br/>
25 - Chase Sams - F 10 - See above for brother. Moved for Hockey<br/>
<br/>
32 - Jacob Backstrom - G 12 - Started out playing for CEC - Hermantown can't/won't develop Goalies, so they recruit them. Their Youth Program has been going after every goalies in the area for years. They got this one, and almost got Walsh last year. Do not be surprised if Walsh ends up there next year. He will be at the Summer Skates!<br/>
<br/>
37 - Zach Carson - D 12 - Open-Enrollee from Denfeld and a Stalwart on their Blue Line this year. Zach has never lived a day of his life in the Hermantown School District.
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HERMNTOWN HOCKEY
But the evil in the metro have the tv to speak out against us just Look
With the Hermantown-Mahtomedi matchup, now 35 of the last 42 participants in the Class A title game are from metro areas. The founders of Class A are rolling in their graves. See Hermantown is our only hope. Gather northern hockey and pray that the Hermantown program is enough to save class A hockey.
Then those in public place hurl insults.
ALL NONHERMANTOWN PEOPLE
Hermantown is killing class A hockey, Scott Poink knows it, Lou Nanne knows it, and 99% of hockey knows it.
HERMANTOWN HOCKEY
Alas it is just the opposite Hermantown will save class A hockey. Hell Hermantown make Class A Hockey Great Again. Send them your best players and we may yet be able to save class A hockey!
HERMANTOWN HOCKEY
Look what we have already done for Class A hockey. Please let us help you small school hockey!
NONHERMANTOWN PEOPLE
Count again. 2007, 2010,2011,2012,2013,2014,2015,2016,2017,2020. In thirteen years<br/>
<br/>
Run of 8 straight championship games. Name me another team tgat has done that. <br/>
To close our funeral we will get a few words from minister
ALL MINNESOTA HOCKEY(except HERMANTOWN)
Hey people don’t lose your common sense here. It’s not bullying for crying out loud. It’s simply the same as an NHL team playing in the Calder Cup playoffs. D1 college playing D3 playoffs. And that makes Hermantown a disgrace to game of hockey. Don’t care what their school size is since that don’t matter to the HS league and is irrelevant. They recruit top talent so go compete against top talent. It actually makes them look like losers and most people have a poor opinion of Hermantown people but Hermantown people don’t care. I’m guessing a lot of Bernie supporters in H-town
And to close
MINISTER
REST IN PEACE CLASS A Hockey. <br/>
<br/>
The death of many because of one. 13 championship games in 15 years. Hermantown champions of class A. For next ten years. Congratulations <B><s></s><U><s></s>Back Pedaling "Coach" Andrews<e></e></U><e></e></B> and Clark!
<t>Today we meet to mourn A Class Hockey, and the one program that could save it couldn’t even succeed! The Herman(Ely,Virginia, Proctor, Denfeld, Hayward)town Hawks did everything they could to save the pitiful Class A tourney. They took players from all over northern Minnesota to try to build a program that can sustain the greatness of northern hockey. But alas they could barely beat the hated 80+ other class A teams. <br/>
<br/>
HERMANTOWN PARENTS
The hated AD and Mr Andrews are the real evil in the situation! Let’s talk to a great hockey mind of northern Minnesota hockey to give its epilogue.
No longer is it accepted that teams will have up and down cycles in talent, now it just means your program sucks, and any top players still there better transfer to Hermantown, or CEC, or someplace else with reportedly greener grass to make sure those players' NHL careers aren't derailed by having to play for the #4 seed in 7A. It's complete and utter madness, and with Range kids now going to Hermantown for their <I><s></s>senior year<e></e></I> to "get noticed", it's reaching full-blown, marbles-lost, truly-gone-fishing insanity.<br/>
MINISTER
Those are some great points that must not be missed if we are To save class A hockey.
ALL of MINNESOTA HOCKEY
The entire state totally respects Hermantown ‘s power. The AA blue blood s schedule and bow to them every year during the regular season. Kids flock to play their youth and high school hockey there. And the Cake Metro A power programs tremble at just the thought of beating Hermantown in a game that matters. Hermantown isn’t going anywhere. So instead of complaining them out, all the people that fear them will just have to beat them out. Duluth East and Hermantown and Grand Rapids and Moorhead and Roseau and Warroad rule
Another great point. Northern hockey must remember that we are being saved by this small town hockey program and must nestle under its strong wings in order to save class A hockey. Quick Denfeld, Ely, Virginia, Hibbing, Eveleth, North Shore, Proctor. Not just the northern teams need to settle under these strong wings. Come to us and be comforted St Cloud Cathedral, Hutchinson, Warroad, Mankato East, Monticello, and all other programs in class A hockey. This gathering of talent is much like when superhero’s gather to fight evil metro teams.
MINISTER
Yes you are so correct Hermantown Hockey.
You have more great please tell us more Hermantown Hockey
HERMANTOWN HOCKEY
I love the fact that the metro brain trust can’t figure out and beat north’s Hermantown Hawks. It’s great to see the metro money, and power, and influence bowing down to Hermantown every year. Its pretty awesome!!!
All HoCKEY PROGRAMS but HERMANTOWN
Yes but how do we save class A hockey Hermantown before it’s too late?
HERMANTOWN HOCKEY
Let us take your talent and pool superhero’s who can fight the evil metro for you. Here are the players we will need
People always ask how many Non-Hermantown kids are on their team and you hear a bunch of speculation, blither, yarn-spinning, etc. So I thought it might be helpful if we just laid it all out so people don't have to speculate anymore. <br/>
<br/>
9 Gavin Blomdahl - F 10th - Gavin open-enrolls from Denfeld. He has never lived a day of his life in Hermantown School District.<br/>
C<br/>
10 Zach Kilen - F 12 - Zach came from Virginia his Senior year. Family did not move, Dad has same job for US Steel and Mom works for Virginia School District. They got him a fake address so that he would be eligible. <br/>
<br/>
14 Cole Antcliff F 11 - Cole open-enrolls from Proctor. He has never lived a day of his life in the Hermantown School District.<br/>
<br/>
16 - Drew Sams - D 12 - Drew started out playing for CEC. Moved to Hermantown for the guaranteed trip to State.<br/>
<br/>
18- Joey Pierce - D 11 - We all know Joey. Moved to Hermantown to play Hockey. <br/>
<br/>
24- Ethan Lund - F 11 Moved to Hermantown from Hayward, Wisconsin for the guaranteed trip to State. Mom and Dad both still work in Wisconsin. No move for job involved here, whatsoever. <br/>
<br/>
25 - Chase Sams - F 10 - See above for brother. Moved for Hockey<br/>
<br/>
32 - Jacob Backstrom - G 12 - Started out playing for CEC - Hermantown can't/won't develop Goalies, so they recruit them. Their Youth Program has been going after every goalies in the area for years. They got this one, and almost got Walsh last year. Do not be surprised if Walsh ends up there next year. He will be at the Summer Skates!<br/>
<br/>
37 - Zach Carson - D 12 - Open-Enrollee from Denfeld and a Stalwart on their Blue Line this year. Zach has never lived a day of his life in the Hermantown School District.
<e>[/quote]</e></QUOTE></r>
HERMNTOWN HOCKEY
But the evil in the metro have the tv to speak out against us just Look
With the Hermantown-Mahtomedi matchup, now 35 of the last 42 participants in the Class A title game are from metro areas. The founders of Class A are rolling in their graves. See Hermantown is our only hope. Gather northern hockey and pray that the Hermantown program is enough to save class A hockey.
Then those in public place hurl insults.
ALL NONHERMANTOWN PEOPLE
Hermantown is killing class A hockey, Scott Poink knows it, Lou Nanne knows it, and 99% of hockey knows it.
HERMANTOWN HOCKEY
Alas it is just the opposite Hermantown will save class A hockey. Hell Hermantown make Class A Hockey Great Again. Send them your best players and we may yet be able to save class A hockey!
HERMANTOWN HOCKEY
Look what we have already done for Class A hockey. Please let us help you small school hockey!
NONHERMANTOWN PEOPLE
Count again. 2007, 2010,2011,2012,2013,2014,2015,2016,2017,2020. In thirteen years<br/>
<br/>
Run of 8 straight championship games. Name me another team tgat has done that. <br/>
To close our funeral we will get a few words from minister
ALL MINNESOTA HOCKEY(except HERMANTOWN)
Hey people don’t lose your common sense here. It’s not bullying for crying out loud. It’s simply the same as an NHL team playing in the Calder Cup playoffs. D1 college playing D3 playoffs. And that makes Hermantown a disgrace to game of hockey. Don’t care what their school size is since that don’t matter to the HS league and is irrelevant. They recruit top talent so go compete against top talent. It actually makes them look like losers and most people have a poor opinion of Hermantown people but Hermantown people don’t care. I’m guessing a lot of Bernie supporters in H-town
And to close
MINISTER
REST IN PEACE CLASS A Hockey. <br/>
<br/>
The death of many because of one. 13 championship games in 15 years. Hermantown champions of class A. For next ten years. Congratulations <B><s></s><U><s></s>Back Pedaling "Coach" Andrews<e></e></U><e></e></B> and Clark!