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Govs93 wrote:

Neutron 14 wrote:

Whatcha think this dogs name is? Feeling Lucky?

Mr. Govs.

Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you, if a brain surgeon quit his job, would everyone in the operating room say, "Wait, let's get his wife."



Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.

Neutron 14 wrote:

Whatcha think this dogs name is? Feeling Lucky?

The seven year old is catching on. He said, "is that you Mommy?" and took off running.

Now that's called economical cross training for his hockey.

The key question .......Did you catch him??


You might want to share with DuckBoogeyQuackChanSlasher so he can get adapt it to his MM program.

tomASS wrote:Now that's called economical cross training for his hockey.

The key question .......Did you catch him??


You might want to share with DuckBoogeyQuackChanSlasher so he can get adapt it to his MM program.

course I caught him I'm in great shape from carrying his (and his brothers!!) hockey bag from the far reaches of the superrink parking lot

DMom wrote: I'm in great shape from carrying his (and his brothers!!) hockey bag from the far reaches of the superrink parking lot

Ok now that's going to have to stop! Consider it additional cross training and a warm-up by making them carry their own. Might as well make them carry your purse too, they'll want money from their own personal ATM sometime while they're there

This probably has been on here before, but I'm certainly not going to check. It's one portion of a 5 minute management course.

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

DMom wrote:Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.

DMoms bitterness towards men goes back to when she was a little girl. Yep, the cutie shown here. Even Donalds a pig....

Mr. and Mrs Govs on their way to the byob Johnson benefit...

Neutron 14 wrote:

Mr. and Mrs Govs on their way to the byob Johnson benefit...

Not true... If that were me, I'd have thrown that other 6 pack in her crate too.

Captions anyone?

Neutron 14 wrote:

Captions anyone?

PB Further Stakes His Claim to the Title of "Board Blowhard"





Oh, it's a joke... calm down.

Neutron 14 wrote:

Mitt Romney pulls out all the stops to be the Republican VP nominee...

Caption this:

Govs93 wrote:Caption this:

Chumming for Muskies

From "What about Bob", " I'm SAILLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNG!"


No .....I was about to go the Johnny Carson/Rachel Welch route but can't bring myself to do it with kids in the picture.

Govs93 wrote:Caption this:

Dick Cheney waterboards his bunch of pusssy grandkids.

Govs93 wrote:Caption this:

Freakin DMom slow down!


and the cat $%$*@!!

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''

''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''

So the 1st grade teacher is trying to explain to her class the meaning of the word "definitely." She asks if any body would like to give an example of how to properly use the word and sweet little Jenny raises her hand and says "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher says, you're close, but the sky isn't always blue, sometimes it is cloudy and dark.
Little Kristan raises her hand next, and says "the grass is definitely green." The teacher again says close, but sometimes the grass is dead and brown.
Anyone else want to try she asks? This time little Johnny raises his hand and asks "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher gasps and says well of course not Johnny, but why would you ask a question like that? Johnny replies, well, then I definitely sh!t my pants!

Can't Never Tried wrote:

Govs93 wrote:Caption this:

Freakin DMom slow down!


and the cat $%$*@!!

Oh, I thought it was funny, but the boys DID NOT...

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.

"She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"

DMom wrote:There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.

"She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"

This post is a great example of why DMom is allowed to troll these waters.

DMom has returned fire across CNT's bow. The waters are deep though. And very cold. Stay tuned....

Neutron 14 wrote:

Govs93 wrote:Caption this:

Dick Cheney waterboards his bunch of pusssy grandkids.

Don't you mean his great, great grand kids??