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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:45 am
by pistol
No recruit-worthy kids in the Centennial area since 2004?

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:00 pm
by Neutron 14
pistol wrote:No recruit-worthy kids in the Centennial area since 2004?
Lechner is like a hyena, he only feeds on the sick programs.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:02 pm
by Can't Never Tried
pistol wrote:No recruit-worthy kids in the Centennial area since 2004?
That was a real...
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:42 pm
by pistol
No real Catholics play hockey near Centennial, but why don't any thugs from Roseau attend Hill-Murray?


Answer: It's too far to dive.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:57 pm
by pistol
My fav Lex quote:

"With all due respect, (your school name here) is not exactly a circle the date for Hill-Murray Hockey...."

Lex knows that you can get away with saying anything as long as you say "with all due respect" first.

The bored just make it rhyme or add a smiley face.

With all due respect, I wouldn't mind all the Roseau gooning and diving,

if it weren't for all the section 8 losing and whining,

or all Neutron's boozing before jiving. :)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:00 pm
by sachishi4
pistol wrote:No real Catholics play hockey near Centennial, but why don't any thugs from Roseau attend Hill-Murray?


Answer: It's too far to dive.
*rimshot*

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:46 pm
by mulefarm
PISTOL,
What about the 3rd period???????????????????????

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:17 pm
by pistol
Three minutes into the third period, Ryan Furne is tripped on Rams #8 Kevin Erickson's second try.

Instead of diving and sprawling to draw a penalty, Furne gets right up, steals back the puck, and shoots on net.

For your homework assignment, watch the next minute of play, contrasting Furne with Landman.

Once you have stopped laughing, report back here. You may be in for even more laughs if BIAFP posts (unless, of course, he is trying to be funny).

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:38 pm
by Hockeyguy_27
pistol wrote:My fav Lex quote:

"With all due respect, (your school name here) is not exactly a circle the date for Hill-Murray Hockey...."

Lex knows that you can get away with saying anything as long as you say "with all due respect" first.

The bored just make it rhyme or add a smiley face.

With all due respect, I wouldn't mind all the Roseau gooning and diving,

if it weren't for all the section 8 losing and whining,

or all Neutron's boozing before jiving. :)
Roseau's gooning and diving? I saw the a little of the diving but the gooning was all on Hill's side.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:33 pm
by pistol
Name one play (time and period).

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:50 pm
by Hockeyguy_27
pistol wrote:Name one play (time and period).
Easy, end of first period, after the whistle cross check to Ness's back. :o

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:42 am
by HockeyFan1
pistol wrote:Name one play (time and period).

Too many to mention :lol:

Plus it's time for college & NHL hockey now -

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:53 pm
by Hillhockey000
Neutron 14 wrote:
Hillhockey000 wrote:Lino Lakes: Total Students – 10 (1%)
HP – 0 (0%)
See packerboy! Our neighborhood program works!
The ten kids are probably from Clearwater Creek. That's essentially White Bear territory, not Centennial territory.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:06 pm
by pistol
Kids, we have to slow down for the bored haters and Roseau fans, because although we already are in the third period, BIAFP-Peep's po' witto sheep are still crying over a little post-whistle push in the first.

Skating lesson for Ness: recover, stride and glide (not recover, then dive)!

If you have time to throw your arms back and dive, you have time to take a stride and stay on your feet.

Surprised he got Minnesota's Hockey Mister...

Skates worse than Ankles' little sister!