Athlete’s comments to Athletic Trainers:
“Athlete: Saying "concussion" in front of the AT is like saying "bomb" in an airport. Me: You are correct.”
Krystine in Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin
“Doing a concussion test on a wrestler. Orientation questions. Me: "About what time is it?" Ath: "Christmas time!!!!!"
Audrey Ebert, Tacoma, Washington
“Concussed Male Rugby Athlete: "I was nauseous when I woke up. Can we use ultrasound because I think I have morning sickness?"
Mickey Meyer, Belleville, Louisiana
"I can't physically think when I play"
Jamie Adams
Me:"How long has it (injury) been bothering you?" Athlete: "Since I hurt it." Me: (blank stare of disbelief)
Mike Pribyl, Omaha, Iowa
“Me: why are you in here? Ath: to relive the memories..... never mind it smells like concussions in here, bye!”
Energizer_Teegs
“While en route to baseline testing: So, concussions can damage your brain?"
SuperATC1
“Wait, so for the ImPact test, you're going to hit us in the head and see if we get a concussion?”
SuperATC1
“Ah I hit the restart bottom in the computer now what?" While IMPACT testing
Colleen
"My helmet fits fine until I put it on."
Lindy_ATC
"But Steph Curry went back in after he hit his head, why can't I?"
JPNussATC
"The doctor was horrible... He was like an angry little elf with me. His first recommendation was for me to quit. Quit!?!? Not an option."
Athletic Trainer
“How does my eye look, is it blurry? Because it's blurry to me!”
Amy Marie Stefaniuk, Mississauga, Ontario
"Can you check and see if I have a concussion? I think I felt my brain jostle inside my head."
Kevin Brown, Louisville, Kentucky
“'I didn't come here to play SCHOOL' lol”
Athletic Trainer
"It's like whack-a-mole... Get rid of the pain in one spot and it pops up in another!"
Krysten Binfet @Krysten_ATC
"My doctor says that if I do not feel better he will do a brain X-ray" "Yoouuuuu mean a CT Scan?" "No a brain X-ray" SMDH @************
Sebastian Plante
"Is it possible I developed Downs Syndrome over break?"
Johnny G
“I can't wait for some of these athletes to see what the real world is like. All they do now is complain about stuff that people do for them.”
Anonymous ATC
"I know you're checking on me, but if I ignore you, I get to keep playing."
Annika Lisa, Gustavus Alum in Minnesota
"Yeah, you know her. She's not the brightest star in the fish."
Revae, Pasedena, Texas
“I figured out the problem: I just shouldn't play when I feel like I'm going to die.”
Aaron Gill
"I am not injured but also not not injured"
Stephen Lobsinger
Guelph, Ontario
"I think I may have had a concussion and didn't know it because I am just stupid."
Matthew Willett, Indiana USA
The Levels of Pain:
0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2. I probably just need a Band Aid.
3. This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.
4. My pain is not f****** around.
5. Why is this happening to me?
6. Ow. Okay my pain is super legit now.
7. I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.
8. I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
9. I am almost definitely dying.
10. I am being mauled by a bear.
11. Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
Bryson North, Ohio
"Sure I got knocked out. But it was like a minor knocked out. Like level one."
Audrey Ebert, Tacoma, Washington
“Most common lie told by an athlete: It doesn't hurt”
NCAA Student Athlete Problems
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