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elliott70 wrote:

theref wrote:Hey, just like the movie I guess. Just very interesting how many different things he had a hand in. It would be crazy if there was actually somebody like that. Yeah, I'm not a big beer drinker, so you'd probably whoop my butt at that. I like my whiskey and my rum a little too much. It's the only thing that makes the abuse of a referee go away.

Sounds like uncle george and gramma ruby.

Now Uncle George, well I'm not sure I know which one you are talking about there, but Gramma Ruby was my favorite. I use to go to her house everyday after school. Loved that woman. Grandpa Wally became a favorite in later year as I always had to call him to tell him when the NHL games were on and then listen to him complain about all the damn Russians in the league. Good times. Gramma Ruby like her whiskey or her rum?

theref wrote: But hey, I know what I'm doing and they are all wrong anyway, so they can kiss my butt. I get the final say anyway.

Not always.........

Can't Never Tried wrote:

theref wrote: But hey, I know what I'm doing and they are all wrong anyway, so they can kiss my butt. I get the final say anyway.

Not always.........

Good point, I'll watch for lions while I'm out there. Maybe we should use that to get some of the refs to skate faster.

Which brings up an interesting question: Is theref's jersey white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

packerboy wrote:Which brings up an interesting question: Is theref's jersey white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

Well in the case above it will soon be Red with Black and White stripes

packerboy wrote:Which brings up an interesting question: Is theref's jersey white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

I don't think theref will be able to answer that.

elliott70 wrote:

packerboy wrote:What Company record did Pfc Gump set?

What was Gumps rank at discharge?

Taken da M15 apart and puttin her ack ta gatter.

Sgt??? I believe he had 3 chevrons.????

When he gave his 'speech' at the Wash. Monument when he met up with his Jenny, he had 3 stripes on the shoulder.

Yeah, I don't know how the whole stripes on the uniform thing works. I have a buddy in the Navy, never thought to ask though. Excellent depection of me, of course he needs a helmet......on backwards with a pitch black shield and I prefer using a dog on skates compared to a cane. His name is Misconduct.

theref wrote:Yeah, I don't know how the whole stripes on the uniform thing works. I have a buddy in the Navy, never thought to ask though. Excellent depection of me, of course he needs a helmet......on backwards with a pitch black shield and I prefer using a dog on skates compared to a cane. His name is Misconduct.

Ruffing! is more fitting

Can't Never Tried wrote:

theref wrote:Yeah, I don't know how the whole stripes on the uniform thing works. I have a buddy in the Navy, never thought to ask though. Excellent depection of me, of course he needs a helmet......on backwards with a pitch black shield and I prefer using a dog on skates compared to a cane. His name is Misconduct.

Ruffing! is more fitting

Excellent, now to find my rainbow suspenders to hold my reffing pants up.

theref wrote:

Can't Never Tried wrote:

theref wrote:Yeah, I don't know how the whole stripes on the uniform thing works. I have a buddy in the Navy, never thought to ask though. Excellent depection of me, of course he needs a helmet......on backwards with a pitch black shield and I prefer using a dog on skates compared to a cane. His name is Misconduct.

Ruffing! is more fitting

Excellent, now to find my rainbow suspenders to hold my reffing pants up.

Right here.......

http://www.stepup.com/product/Rainbow-S ... 610-125748

Can't Never Tried wrote:

theref wrote:

Can't Never Tried wrote: Ruffing! is more fitting

Excellent, now to find my rainbow suspenders to hold my reffing pants up.

Right here.......

http://www.stepup.com/product/Rainbow-S ... 610-125748

Excellent, now I just need me one of those pink or Lime green helmets and I'll be set. Maybe I'll get one with a spinning goal light on top to signify penalties, if I decide I ever want to call another one.

Those suspenders would look pretty rugged if paired with these sweaters:



while skating on this ice:

Govs93 wrote:Those suspenders would look pretty rugged if paired with these sweaters:



while skating on this ice:

I feel sorry for that ref having to wear that ........NOT!!!

Hey, it it was for a good cause like breast cancer, I wouldn't mind wearing that at all. #1. Had enough cancer in my life to never want to see it again
#2. I'm a big fan of the breasts, so we should do what we can to keep them in great shape, haha.

theref wrote:Hey, it it was for a good cause like breast cancer, I wouldn't mind wearing that at all. #1. Had enough cancer in my life to never want to see it again
#2. I'm a big fan of the breasts, so we should do what we can to keep them in great shape, haha.

#1 Wouldn't the ribbon have been enough?

#2 I agree .... Now I feel like a real Boob!

theref wrote:
Excellent, now to find my rainbow suspenders to hold my reffing pants up.

Best of luck working those mite and squirt games this year!

BIAFP wrote:

theref wrote:
Excellent, now to find my rainbow suspenders to hold my reffing pants up.

Best of luck working those mite and squirt games this year!

Hope that was a joke like all the ones we are making. I honestly reffed only 5 squirt games last year and only 20 out of 117 were done in the two man system.

theref wrote:

BIAFP wrote:

theref wrote:
Excellent, now to find my rainbow suspenders to hold my reffing pants up.

Best of luck working those mite and squirt games this year!

Hope that was a joke like all the ones we are making. I honestly reffed only 5 squirt games last year and only 20 out of 117 were done in the two man system.

It wasn't a joke, anyone that has officiated at any level above squirts would never sign on to a message board as "theref"

BIAFP wrote:

theref wrote:

BIAFP wrote:
Best of luck working those mite and squirt games this year!

Hope that was a joke like all the ones we are making. I honestly reffed only 5 squirt games last year and only 20 out of 117 were done in the two man system.

It wasn't a joke, anyone that has officiated at any level above squirts would never sign on to a message board as "theref"

Why not, since that is the part of the game that I am most related to now, I felt it was a fitting name. For your information I'm a 13 year vetran who has reffed all the way through Minnesota State High School and was selected to attend the US Select 15 National Camp in August. Perhaps you might have a more open mind if you got off the recliner from time to time and spent a little less time critizing someone's name. How lame is that? Just like the village in Texas, a village in Minnesota has lost their idiot and he found his way onto the internet.

theref wrote:

BIAFP wrote:

theref wrote: Hope that was a joke like all the ones we are making. I honestly reffed only 5 squirt games last year and only 20 out of 117 were done in the two man system.

It wasn't a joke, anyone that has officiated at any level above squirts would never sign on to a message board as "theref"

Why not, since that is the part of the game that I am most related to now, I felt it was a fitting name. For your information I'm a 13 year vetran who has reffed all the way through Minnesota State High School and was selected to attend the US Select 15 National Camp in August. Perhaps you might have a more open mind if you got off the recliner from time to time and spent a little less time critizing someone's name. How lame is that? Just like the village in Texas, a village in Minnesota has lost their idiot and he found his way onto the internet.

Well this idiot....... as you put it, has reffed at levels you will never see.

BIAFP wrote:

theref wrote:

BIAFP wrote: It wasn't a joke, anyone that has officiated at any level above squirts would never sign on to a message board as "theref"

Why not, since that is the part of the game that I am most related to now, I felt it was a fitting name. For your information I'm a 13 year vetran who has reffed all the way through Minnesota State High School and was selected to attend the US Select 15 National Camp in August. Perhaps you might have a more open mind if you got off the recliner from time to time and spent a little less time critizing someone's name. How lame is that? Just like the village in Texas, a village in Minnesota has lost their idiot and he found his way onto the internet.

Well this idiot....... as you put it, has reffed at levels you will never see.

Then you should know better to call out another referee for just his name. Maybe you are just a little to old school for me. I guess I'm just one of those newer reffs that doesn't have a problem being an official and doesn't need to hide the fact that it is a large part of my life that I am proud of.

theref wrote:

BIAFP wrote:

theref wrote: Why not, since that is the part of the game that I am most related to now, I felt it was a fitting name. For your information I'm a 13 year vetran who has reffed all the way through Minnesota State High School and was selected to attend the US Select 15 National Camp in August. Perhaps you might have a more open mind if you got off the recliner from time to time and spent a little less time critizing someone's name. How lame is that? Just like the village in Texas, a village in Minnesota has lost their idiot and he found his way onto the internet.

Well this idiot....... as you put it, has reffed at levels you will never see.

Then you should know better to call out another referee for just his name. Maybe you are just a little to old school for me. I guess I'm just one of those newer reffs that doesn't have a problem being an official and doesn't need to hide the fact that it is a large part of my life that I am proud of.

Good luck with that...............you will need it!

BIAFP wrote:

theref wrote:

BIAFP wrote: Well this idiot....... as you put it, has reffed at levels you will never see.

Then you should know better to call out another referee for just his name. Maybe you are just a little to old school for me. I guess I'm just one of those newer reffs that doesn't have a problem being an official and doesn't need to hide the fact that it is a large part of my life that I am proud of.

Good luck with that...............you will need it!

Have a good day sir, good luck with whatever it is that crawled up your butt. Oh, by the way, leagues I've never seen. I've seen every league with the exception of european leagues, I just haven't reffed them. I won't ever make it pro, but I'm not far off from college. Since you seem to be so much higher and better than that, why don't you send me some tips as to how you achieved your greatness. I welcome an email from you at anytime.

theref wrote: Maybe you are just a little to old school for me.


I guess I'm just one of those newer reffs that doesn't have a problem being an official and doesn't need to hide the fact that it is a large part of my life that I am proud of


Since you seem to be so much higher and better than that, why don't you send me some tips as to how you achieved your greatness. I welcome an email from you at anytime.

Boys, boys boys....


BIAFP is getting a little 'gray', even if the blonde does not show it.
But, like his father and his father's father, is (was?) a good ref.

Young the(maybenotTHE)ref has very good blood lines, also.
And I do not doubt his abilities.

So shake hands and come out 'blowing your whistles'????