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Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:55 pm**

The ladies with legs (and then some) win the gold. I am happy, but sad I won't get to watch them anymore and since gymnastics are done as well... I have nothing (and nobody) left to view.

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:37 am**

Govs93 wrote:
DMom wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote: One of them? I heard she was all legs...
Neut, obviously you have me confused with some other Forest Lake chicky
He said legs.

Ouch. That's just plain mean, and on my birthday too.

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:09 am**

DMom wrote:
Govs93 wrote:
DMom wrote: Neut, obviously you have me confused with some other Forest Lake chicky
He said legs.
Ouch. That's just plain mean, and on my birthday too.

Here we see Dmom enjoying her birthday breakfast.

Happy birthday Dmom!

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:16 am**

This is what started her smoking..........

Happy Birthday how many yrs..........

c'mon be honest we need a visual

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:39 am**

Happy birthday DMOM!

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:06 pm**

Can't Never Tried wrote:This is what started her smoking..........

Happy Birthday how many yrs.......... c'mon be honest we need a visual

I'm older than ERE and younger than Elliott

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:16 pm**

DMom wrote:
Can't Never Tried wrote:This is what started her smoking..........

Happy Birthday how many yrs.......... c'mon be honest we need a visual
I'm older than ERE and younger than Elliott

<<< Closer to This

..........or ............... This>>>>>>#-o

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:36 pm**

Is it Saturday night or Monday morning????

I'm older than Govs but younger than......Neut?(or not)

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:51 pm**

I'm gonna guess and say, some where between Ms. Charms and Pamela Anderson.

Happy 38th

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:16 pm**

Can't Never Tried wrote: <<< Closer to This ..........or ............... This>>>>>>#-o

The top picture is a girl ER picked up at the bar last Saturday night.

The bottom picture is what she looked like when he awoke next to her.

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:17 pm**

What's ER doing with the DMom???

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:40 pm**

Can't Never Tried wrote:What's ER doing with the DMom???

If thats a picture of her, she should change her name to DDMom

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:46 pm**

OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
Can't Never Tried wrote:What's ER doing with the DMom???
If thats a picture of her, she should change her name to DDMom

So then the one on the right would be DD X long?

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:27 am**

From the sounds of it, DMom could very well be in my age-league. I'll come visit this Halloween

Btw, that top chick looks plastic. Literally.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:20 am**

Thank you for the birthday wishes. I really wanted a little beefcake on my birthday, instead I get plastic girl and baggy shorts and tees. What is with those male beach volleyball players??? The women played in skimpy white bikinis in the rain, and I get ugly t-shirts, there is no justice in this world. At least they got their gold medal.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:48 am**

DMom wrote:Thank you for the birthday wishes. I really wanted a little beefcake on my birthday, instead I get plastic girl and baggy shorts and tees. What is with those male beach volleyball players??? The women played in skimpy white bikinis in the rain, and I get ugly t-shirts, there is no justice in this world. At least they got their gold medal.

so your saying that sweaty men, hugging, and rolling around in the sand did nothing for you?? CNT and Neut you can stop practicing.

sorry I was late with my warmest brithday wishes. Birthdays should be events not day long activities. Party on Garth......Party on Dmom!

First, here is a cake I half-baked myself. There is one dangling star for each of your years or each of your true admirers here on the bored.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:59 am**

and here is your beefcake.....

Mrs. tomASS finally relented and said I could show my Beefcake Glamour shot photo to you that I had taken at the mall earlier this summer. However she doesn't want to share me, however: she would take a trade for a new dishwasher.

YA CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:05 pm**

Yeah, yeah, Mr. DMom said something to the effect that "they don't need no freaking visual" but tell Mrs.T that I enjoyed the beefcake and thank her for sharing with me.

As for the sweaty men rolling in the sand, hey it's an olympic event I wouldn't want to be the one standing in the way of CNT and Neut's future just because it didn't do much for me.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:56 pm**

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators (& others) during the last Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:09 pm**

Can't Never Tried wrote:Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators (& others) during the last Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Funny stuff

10.(not olympic related) Mrs. Cleaver: "Ward you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night"