FUTURE CAMP
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:25 pm
ANYBODY ATTENDING THE FUTURE'S CAMP FOR THE LINCOLN STARS THIS WEEKEND IN OMAHA
Neutron will be strapping them on and heading south for this tilt.
As for conditioning, Neut was recently discovered training in Slovokia at their top secret speed academy to get ready to "make the team". He has slimmed down during his weeks at camp. Those that know him have been impressed that he can, once again fit in his "slim pants" Size 40 waist.
Additionally, he has had several top secret sessions in Scott Bjugstad's garage. Scott his fitted Neut with a special stick that has pushed Neut's shot to an impressive 37 miles per hour. Scott was quoted telling Neut prior to his training sessions: "I can help improve your shot by 10%". Obviously, Scott underestimated the impact he would have on Neut's "cannon".
Clearly Neut has taken this opportunity seriously. Jack Blatherwick wrote an article stating "you are only a work ethic from your dreams". Jack's observations of Neut: "Neut has set a bench-mark work ethic standard. Herb Brooks would have certainly taken him on ANY team he coached. He is a physical specimen. There is no stopping Neut from reaching his dreams!"
See you at the TOP Neut!
