Page 1 of 10

Thin Books

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:13 pm
by Irishmans Shanty
It seems as though we are reaching a dead period in the Minnesota sports scene. The inevitable doom of Minnesota football teams is lurching forward week by week, the Twins are playing out their less than captivating fall training schedule, and the triumphant return of the Legend marking the beginning of meaningful HS hockey chatter is still months away.

Some posters like Neutron and State Champ have indicated that they will turn to the cinema with their free time. As for me, I intend to read more, but due to my attention span, or lack there of, I am in need of books with few pages.

It might be wise to generate a list of ideas for publishers as I'm sure they swim these waters often for ideas.

So here goes:

The Guide to Restoring Your Public Image by OJ Simpson

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:35 pm
by Neutron 14
Excellent topic...

Knowing when to unload a washed up wide reciever by the Oakland Raiders

Govs93 wrote:The Patriots got screwed in that deal.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:43 pm
by Govs93
Running Effective Press Conferences - Jerry Burns (Audiobook excerpt).

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:44 pm
by Govs93
Neutron 14 wrote:Excellent topic...

Knowing when to unload a washed up wide reciever by the Oakland Raiders

Govs93 wrote:The Patriots got screwed in that deal.
Well, the guy does throw a hell of a fishing tourney, I'll give him that.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:51 pm
by Irishmans Shanty
Govs93 wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:
Well, the guy does throw a hell of a fishing tourney, I'll give him that.
Speaking of fishing and hunting.

Small Arms Safety by Dick Cheney

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:53 pm
by Neutron 14
Americas Goodest Libraries by George W. Bush

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:58 pm
by Neutron 14
Hoisting Championship Trophys by Dave Morinville

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:03 pm
by Irishmans Shanty
Celibacy co-authored by Wilt Chamberlain and Gene Simmons

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:23 pm
by Govs93
The North Beach Diet - Pat Williams

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:04 am
by Can't Never Tried
Beating the Odds-Tim Donaghy

Losing Face-Michael Jackson

8)

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:41 am
by east hockey
Here's an old one I dusted off last night:

Avoiding Racism--Ty Cobb

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:51 am
by packerboy
We should start a book club. Oprah has nothing on us.

Here is one that has helped a lot of people get a better job:

How to Create The Winning Resume by George O' Leary

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:14 am
by Neutron 14
Road to Pasadena, by Tim Brewster

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:33 am
by Can't Never Tried
Trusting your best Friends -Michael Vick

Taking a bite out of your competition -Mike Tyson

Order today and receive this Special bonus book !!!

Cooking with Jeffrey Dahmer

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:39 am
by Irishmans Shanty
Financial Planning by Mike Tyson

There aren't enough trees in the world to support the Thin Books he could write.

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:43 am
by Neutron 14
Restroom Etiquette, by Senator Larry Craig

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:53 am
by Neutron 14
Turning the Page, by Rep. Mark Foley

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:56 am
by Neutron 14
Cold Cash, by Rep. William Jefferson

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:23 am
by Irishmans Shanty
Abolish The Flesh Trade, Yesterday by Hugh Hefner

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:26 am
by packerboy
The Pitter Patter of Little Feet, Sen Larry Craig , R- Idaho

The long awaited sequel to Restroom Etiquette

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:37 am
by Irishmans Shanty
packerboy wrote:The Pitter Patter of Little Feet, Sen Larry Craig , R- Idaho

The long awaited sequel to Restroom Etiquette
These could make a great TV mini-series some day.

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:38 am
by Govs93
Birth Control For Dummies - Shawn Kemp

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:45 am
by packerboy
Crime and Punishment by Roger Goodell

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:53 am
by Can't Never Tried
Creative video techniques -Bill Belichick

The pros and cons of dogfighting -Mike Vick

The cigar smokers guide (Hard cover only!)-Monica Lewinsky

8)

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:58 am
by Stealth
This one is kind of a touchy cover title;

Staying out at 60! By OJ Simpson

Newest one involves some cash saving program you can try out at Home or on the road at you Hotel.
Buy (get) back program, debt free by OJ Simpson