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The Charge for Four Thousand
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:02 am
by Irishmans Shanty
Now that elliot70 has taken a box cutter to the shrink wrap of the thread on the main stage, it is only a matter of time before some milestones are achieved. This board is in for an unprecedented season as numerous posters will eclipse 4000 posts in rapid fire succession.
It may come to light, thanks to the findings of a Bay Area newspaper reporter, that the long standing suspicion of performance ehnancing drugs and posting is no longer suspicion, but reality. The robust post count of boblee has long been tied to the allegations. Such a finding would truly rock the message board culture and drive a wedge between many of its users.
Despite the growing storm clouds, our commissioner, east hockey has indicated he will acknowledge the records as they fall and participate fully in all of the pomp and circumstance.
Where they stand
slapshooter 3856
packerboy 3788
EREmpire 3632
elliott70 3312
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:09 am
by Govs93
Losers.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:17 am
by George Blanda
Many people lost some posts when the board changed...
and like I've said before...When George Blanda's name reaches 1296 posts he'll be sitting at an even 4000. At that time, he will get a life and never post #4001.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:19 am
by Neutron 14
Govs93 wrote:Losers.
Govs gives us his best BIAFP impersonation.
I'm thinking their actually all one and the same guy. SlapackERElliott.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:19 am
by Can't Never Tried
George Blanda wrote:Many people lost some posts when the board changed...
and like I've said before...When George Blanda's name reaches 1296 posts he'll be sitting at an even 4000. At that time, he will get a life and never post #4001.
Like it's that easy
12 step program required I'm sure.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:41 am
by Irishmans Shanty
Exclusive interview with longtime board member Goldy313
Q: What do you think about the current state of the board?
A: I don't know what to say, it's just a different world now.
Q: How so?
A: Back in the old days you give me a blinking green cursor, a good phone line, a half a pot of black coffee, and a couple of smokes and 25 posts felt like you just tangled with a nuclear reactor trying to melt down. Nowadays, these guys have these orthepedic keyboards, windows, wireless mice, and blackberrys. They don't respect 25 posts the way I do. If most of these guys today went through what we did years ago by shifting, controling, alting and F12elving, they wouldn't have made it.
Q: Do you think performance enhancing drugs are also affecting the numbers?
A: Of course, these guys with all their technology are all hopped up on hopping stuff and hopping around their offices, classrooms, dorm rooms, or homes posting away like they don't have anything else to do.
Q: Are you bitter?
A: What do you think, I've been around here forever, I'm clean, I've done things the right way and my numbers are lost in a sea of lies, disrespect, cheating, and deceit.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:42 am
by Govs93
Neutron 14 wrote:Govs93 wrote:Losers.
Govs gives us his best BIAFP impersonation.
Sort of. The impression would have been complete if I added this...
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:49 am
by BIAFP
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:52 am
by elliott70
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:53 am
by elliott70
I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:58 am
by Irishmans Shanty
elliott70 wrote:I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.
And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:13 am
by Govs93
Irishmans Shanty wrote:elliott70 wrote:I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.
And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony...
...While Govs & TomASS maintain a steady pace at the rear of the pack, waiting to make their move.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:23 am
by Neutron 14
Irishmans Shanty wrote:elliott70 wrote:I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.
And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony.
RIDE Finance Gal,
Ride!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:26 am
by Neutron 14
LOOK OUT SHANTY!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:32 am
by AngusYoung
Neutron 14 wrote:Irishmans Shanty wrote:elliott70 wrote:I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.
And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony.
RIDE Finance Gal,
Ride!
Best Ever
AY
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:44 am
by elliott70
AngusYoung wrote:Neutron 14 wrote:Irishmans Shanty wrote:
And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony.
RIDE Finance Gal,
Ride!
Best Ever
AY
Yes, maybe time to slow down a bit...
or lap....
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:48 am
by Can't Never Tried
elliott70 wrote:AngusYoung wrote:Neutron 14 wrote:
RIDE Finance Gal,
Ride!
Best Ever
AY
Yes, maybe time to slow down a bit...
or lap....
Take your nitro elliott...what are you guys trying to do to this guy?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:51 am
by packerboy
I have never knowlingly taken any posting enhancing drugs.
I did not inhale and I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Now, if you want to talk about some drugs that were down right mind altering ....OK , yah got me. But never while posting and always under a doctors supervision. For confirmation just contact my family physician shown here treating a patient.
Walk this way.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:19 pm
by tomASS
You want performance enhancing!!!!
I'm upgrading my ride. I just hope I have charged it enough to get to the lowly 1000 benchmark level considering the greatness I'm amongst
I'm going from this late model unit
To This 6 pack carry laser
Wait until Finance girl sees this!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:37 pm
by Neutron 14
I see tomASS got a ride with a third wheel. Smart move after what you did to the shocks of your last ride.
Leaves not doubt about his username does it...
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:38 pm
by Can't Never Tried
tomASS wrote:You want performance enhancing!!!!
I'm upgrading my ride. I just hope I have charged it enough to get to the lowly 1000 benchmark level considering the greatness I'm amongst
I'm going from this late model unit
To This 6 pack carry laser
Wait until Finance girl sees this!
That looks like an elliott 2000z with the optional aluminum can collecting front basket, and the extra comfort seat with discrete added features.
And it's bluetooth ready...
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:39 pm
by tomASS
Neutron 14 wrote:I see tomASS got a ride with a third wheel. Smart move after what you did to the shocks of your last ride.
Leaves not doubt about his username does it...
yep tommy two-cheeks
you can see why even SUVs fear me when I am on the road
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:41 pm
by Neutron 14
I'm pretty sure I can hear those suspenders screaming....
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:58 pm
by elliott70
[quote="Can't Never Tried
Take your nitro elliott...what are you guys trying to do to this guy?[/quote]
I've got it right here with me.
But if I gotta go...
give me Pappy Heath disease...
He was shot in the back (at age 80) by a jeolous husband of the 45 year old woman who happened to be lying under him at the time.
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:00 pm
by tomASS
Neutron 14 wrote:I'm pretty sure I can hear those suspenders screaming....
those aren't suspenders ..........they're tow-cords I've adapted