Let Cheers Decide The Titles
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:24 pm
Since all of you guys are in fantasyland this week trying to create computer programs, Vegas odds, dice games, Voodoo, HAL from 2001, and your own egos to decide the tournaments, I am going the comedy route.
In the classic sit-com Cheers, Sam 'May Day' Malone goes crazy when upity, brainiac cocktail waitress Diane Chambers wins the football pool week after week when she has no idea what a TD is....her secret? Pick the animal/mascot that would win in a fight. Here we go:
Class A
Duluth Marshall vs. Mankato West - A Hilltopper (human I assume) vs. a color, Marshall breaks the crayon and moves on
Warroad vs. Litchfield - As much as I love Warroad and Warriors are tought, Dragons are even tougher. Litchfield in a close call.
STA vs. Little Falls - I assume the Flyers have machine guns on their planes and shoot down the Cadets.
Blake vs. St. Cloud Cathedral - Tough call again, but a Bear is not as tough as a firebreathing Dragon, so I assume that the Crusader is a Knights Templer and kills the Bear.
Semis:
The Hilltopper might be able to survive the lake effect snow, but the Dragon has the big tail and the fire - Dragons win.
The Flyer has guns, the Crusader has a horse. I go with the 20th Century on that one.
Final: Lets assume he is a WWI Flying Ace with all the skill necessary to slay the Dragons. Win one for Lucky Lindy they cry, and the Flyers do shooting down all the competition.
AA
Edina vs. CEC - The Lumberjack always carries deep woods off and any other spray to make his work easier. Lumberjacks easy in this one.
BSM vs. Woodbury - Again, the human beats the color. The Red Knights over the Royals.
Roseau vs. Blaine. A tough animal battle. I am going to assume that the Bengals agility and predatory nature win out. Cats over sheep on this one - pack 'em Rams - 1st loss of the year.
Hill Murray Pioneers vs. Cougars - The Pioneers get lost on the trail and the cats are hungry. Cougars eat the settlers and move on.
Semis
Lumberjacks vs. Red Knights. A tough call. The mighty axe vs. the mighty sword. Assuming the Lumberjack has a big blue ox, a giant axe and can get the Knight off the horse, I go with the rugged guy vs. the one practicing chivalry everytime. CEC moves on!
Bengals vs. Cougars - It is still cold outside. We live up north. The Cougars have the advantage because they can weather the elements. Cougars over wussy jungle cats in a tight one.
Final: Again, I assume my Lumberjack and his big blu ox will work as a team to bring down the wild beast. CEC Lumberjacks swing hard slaying the beast. The might man in the big boots and flannel shirt doing us all proud.
In the classic sit-com Cheers, Sam 'May Day' Malone goes crazy when upity, brainiac cocktail waitress Diane Chambers wins the football pool week after week when she has no idea what a TD is....her secret? Pick the animal/mascot that would win in a fight. Here we go:
Class A
Duluth Marshall vs. Mankato West - A Hilltopper (human I assume) vs. a color, Marshall breaks the crayon and moves on
Warroad vs. Litchfield - As much as I love Warroad and Warriors are tought, Dragons are even tougher. Litchfield in a close call.
STA vs. Little Falls - I assume the Flyers have machine guns on their planes and shoot down the Cadets.
Blake vs. St. Cloud Cathedral - Tough call again, but a Bear is not as tough as a firebreathing Dragon, so I assume that the Crusader is a Knights Templer and kills the Bear.
Semis:
The Hilltopper might be able to survive the lake effect snow, but the Dragon has the big tail and the fire - Dragons win.
The Flyer has guns, the Crusader has a horse. I go with the 20th Century on that one.
Final: Lets assume he is a WWI Flying Ace with all the skill necessary to slay the Dragons. Win one for Lucky Lindy they cry, and the Flyers do shooting down all the competition.
AA
Edina vs. CEC - The Lumberjack always carries deep woods off and any other spray to make his work easier. Lumberjacks easy in this one.
BSM vs. Woodbury - Again, the human beats the color. The Red Knights over the Royals.
Roseau vs. Blaine. A tough animal battle. I am going to assume that the Bengals agility and predatory nature win out. Cats over sheep on this one - pack 'em Rams - 1st loss of the year.
Hill Murray Pioneers vs. Cougars - The Pioneers get lost on the trail and the cats are hungry. Cougars eat the settlers and move on.
Semis
Lumberjacks vs. Red Knights. A tough call. The mighty axe vs. the mighty sword. Assuming the Lumberjack has a big blue ox, a giant axe and can get the Knight off the horse, I go with the rugged guy vs. the one practicing chivalry everytime. CEC moves on!
Bengals vs. Cougars - It is still cold outside. We live up north. The Cougars have the advantage because they can weather the elements. Cougars over wussy jungle cats in a tight one.
Final: Again, I assume my Lumberjack and his big blu ox will work as a team to bring down the wild beast. CEC Lumberjacks swing hard slaying the beast. The might man in the big boots and flannel shirt doing us all proud.
