2011 State Tourney Phil Housley One-Liners
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:44 pm
Ok lets hear the stupid lines that he says during the games.... I've already heard at least 5 but can't remember them.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:46 pm
We should have had an over under on how many times he would say STA is doing a great job breaking out of their zone!
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:50 pm
I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:23 pm
referring to New Ulm's section they came from "They came from a great section" Really Phil? Stop talking
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:39 pm
It was the 1st short-handed goal STA has scored this year. What was so hard about that?hshockeyfan53 wrote:I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:02 pm
Phil Housley and Clay Matvick mistaking the Ralph Engelstad Arena in TRF from the one in GF. 
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:21 pm
Thats not how he worded ityoungblood08 wrote:It was the 1st short-handed goal STA has scored this year. What was so hard about that?hshockeyfan53 wrote:I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:22 pm
It was worded poorly.hshockeyfan53 wrote:Thats not how he worded ityoungblood08 wrote:It was the 1st short-handed goal STA has scored this year. What was so hard about that?hshockeyfan53 wrote:I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:49 pm
Latest one cracked me up ...
"they're really starting to get puck deeps"
"they're really starting to get puck deeps"
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:51 pm
Btw ... loved Bret Hedican, killed some time during the blow-out ... good idea.
Number of times he called Phil "Howie" ? - approximately 712 in 5 minutes.
Number of times he called Phil "Howie" ? - approximately 712 in 5 minutes.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:59 pm
"yeah both teams had little fleuries in the front net"
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:02 pm
If I hear "heavy shot" one more time, my phone will have a heavy shot at the t.v.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:09 pm
BarTender3035 wrote:If I hear "heavy shot" one more time, my phone will have a heavy shot at the t.v.
No doubtPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:12 pm
Do they really have to say the breck school every time they talk about them? just say breck!!
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:13 pm
Can't believe Orville Redenbacher is still up doing the in-between period stuff.
Gotta be past his bed time. There's a nursing home out there who's short one tonight at bed-check.
Gotta be past his bed time. There's a nursing home out there who's short one tonight at bed-check.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:08 pm
STA had 7 short handed goals during the regular seasonyoungblood08 wrote:It was the 1st short-handed goal STA has scored this year. What was so hard about that?hshockeyfan53 wrote:I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:42 pm
The one that made me laugh a little bit, was when Phil was talking about some kid and how he had "worked his little rear off." Because I thought to myself, "What difference does it make if it's a small or large rear? Has he been checking out this kids ass in secret or something."
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:07 am
This actually made me laugh out loud!Weekend_Warrior wrote:The one that made me laugh a little bit, was when Phil was talking about some kid and how he had "worked his little rear off." Because I thought to myself, "What difference does it make if it's a small or large rear? Has he been checking out this kids ass in secret or something."
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:18 am
When talking about goals scored vs Goals allowed in the playoffs..Housley said "Hermantown had the best record in class A when it comes to goals allowed vs goals scored in the section tournament at 17 scored, 3 allowed. (nevermind the fact that Hibbing had 18 goals scored, 1 allowed)
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:29 am
When he said the New Ulm goalie had 'a good game' even though he gave up 10 goals. I mean c'mon man...
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:25 am
They did the same thing with lourdes they called them "Rochester"wblhcky24 wrote:Do they really have to say the breck school every time they talk about them? just say breck!!
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:39 am
Maybe you should get a clue!PuckU126 wrote:Phil Housley and Clay Matvick mistaking the Ralph Engelstad Arena in TRF from the one in GF.
http://www.reatrf.com/ one of the nicest arenas in the State.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:59 am
Edger wrote:Can't believe Orville Redenbacher is still up doing the in-between period stuff.
Gotta be past his bed time. There's a nursing home out there who's short one tonight at bed-check.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:28 am
I feel bad for the Stillwater people having to put up with that idiot. Please tell me he is going away after yet another fail in the sections.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:42 am
WB6162 wrote:I feel bad for the Stillwater people having to put up with that idiot. Please tell me he is going away after yet another fail in the sections.