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Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:08 am**

Lets hear some funny pickup lines

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:46 pm**

Hey, I think some one farted, let's get out of here.

Posted: **Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:15 am**

How much do you think a polar bear weighs?
.....
I don't know either, but i bet its enough to break the ice

SLAM!!!

Posted: **Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:30 pm**

Chevy...

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:55 pm**

wow you guys must be pimpin with those great lines

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:05 pm**

Hey, my name is The Empire.

(Worked on dangleslow_69...

)

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:19 pm**

you look in them jeans but i bet youd look even better with me in between

(yes its from a song)

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:33 pm**

undhockey wrote:you look in them jeans but i bet youd look even better with me in between

(yes its from a song)

You screwed it up.

Posted: **Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:57 am**

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
undhockey wrote:you look in them jeans but i bet youd look even better with me in between

(yes its from a song)
You screwed it up.

Not familiar with this song... is it from the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack?

Posted: **Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:12 pm**

Govs93 wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
undhockey wrote:you look in them jeans but i bet youd look even better with me in between

(yes its from a song)
You screwed it up.

Not familiar with this song... is it from the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack?

its ludacris but that was funny

Posted: **Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:41 pm**

Bash Brother wrote:
Govs93 wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote: You screwed it up.

Not familiar with this song... is it from the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack?
Very funny

its ludacris but that was funny

Posted: **Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:11 pm**

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Posted: **Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:21 pm**

these suck. you aren't taking any of these ladies home.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:23 pm**

My love for you is like diarrea, I just can't hold it in.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:05 pm**

big_thurst wrote:My love for you is like diarrea, I just can't hold it in.

Thats a really romantic one.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:26 pm**

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:27 pm**

You wanna hear something funny baby, I got public urination ticket yesterday, $1200 fine. $100 an inch.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:36 pm**

I see alot of lonely nights for some.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:36 am**

The bash bro has some extra ladies for you clowns. I dont use lines, im just the bash brother.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:56 pm**

sinbin006 wrote:"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

I'm using this one at the bar on St. Patrick's Day in St. Paul.

Don't tell my wife.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:14 pm**

do you put windex in your jeans because i can see myself in them

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:50 pm**

Govs93 wrote:
Don't tell my wife.

HAHAHA $\:D/$

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:53 pm**

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

This is hilarious!

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:49 am**

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

yea thats probly the best one yet

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:38 pm**

"Tired of getting hit on? Me too!"

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