Minnhock Hall of Famers

MorrisWanchuk · Post by **MorrisWanchuk** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:37 pm

This hall of shame is filled with dead posters buried six feet under and resting in pieces. No poster is famous until death... Just ask Bader... smiley smiley <img src="http://joanongovernment.homestead.com/files/wavey2.gif" style="border:0;"/>

MorrisWanchuk · Post by **MorrisWanchuk** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:54 pm

A Toy Named Blue By: Shel Silverstein Recorded by J.R. Cash on 2/24/69 Number one - Country Charts; Number two - Pop Charts My slappy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to poopie and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Blue." Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke And it got a lot of laughs from Minnhock folk, It seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some hack would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head, I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Blue." Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen, I'd roam from thread to thred just to hide my shame. But I made a vow to the moon and stars That I'd search the minn-hock board and bars And kill that man who gave me that awful name. Well, it was Warroad in early Feb And I just hit town and my throat was red, I thought I'd say hi to Frank, and have myself a brew. At an old saloon on a street of ice, There at a table, over-pricing rice, Sat the dirty, mangy slappy that named me "Blue." Well, I knew that spud was my own sweet dad From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. He was big and bent and gray and old, And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said: "My name is 'BLUE!' How do you do! Now your gonna die!!" Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down, but to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the ice and the blood and the beer. I tell ya, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when, He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss, He went for his gun and I pulled mine first, He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile. And he said: "Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along. So I give ya that name and I said goodbye I knew you'd have to get tough or die And it's the name that helped to make you strong." He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Blue.'" I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son, And I came away with a different point of view. And I think about him, now and then, Every time I try and every time I win, And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Zero, or V-Scout, or Verb, or stitchie, but sure as hell not Blue! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

slapshooter · Post by **slapshooter** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:07 am

Not much time to dwell on the past! When MorrisWanchuk is comin' on fast! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> Shoulda told 'im in that song! The one with the picture wasn't his mom!<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> S<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"> S (...a legend in his <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"> wn mind...)

chuckslim · Post by **chuckslim** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:06 am

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

hawkfan70 · Post by **hawkfan70** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:10 am

one at a time chuck <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> way to go <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)">

chuckslim · Post by **chuckslim** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:13 am

thank<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D">

chuckslim · Post by **chuckslim** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:14 am

you<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D">

ThunderStorm22 · Post by **ThunderStorm22** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:31 pm

Chuck, you might just be on to something!?! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"> I think that Slappy WAS a 'rock' star! Slappy could rock with the best of them!!! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

chuckslim · Post by **chuckslim** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:13 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Chuck, you might just be on to something<hr></blockquote> Hey theres a first time for everything i guess<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\">

slapshooter · Post by **slapshooter** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:00 am

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> These g<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"> ys have no idea Thunderstorm22...<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">

PuckU126 · Post by **PuckU126** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:08 am

Slappy, a 'Rock' star...? More like 'Rock' head... <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> The Puck – aka: The self-proclaimed People’s Champion

slapshooter · Post by **slapshooter** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:29 am

Even the mayor of blai, er, uh the peoples chum, oh, ahh,,, self pr<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"> claimed EREmpireStrikes<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"> ut 'wannabe' has no idea! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

PuckU126 · Post by **PuckU126** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:00 am

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> I got it, Slappy. You belong in the "Hall". <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> The Puck – aka: The self-proclaimed People’s Champion

EREmpireStrikesBack · Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:39 am

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> We all know bluesbuddy was the rocker of the group... <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"> Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls

slapshooter · Post by **slapshooter** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:48 pm

He "CIRCUSLY" was ! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> S<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"> S

hawkfan70 · Post by **hawkfan70** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:10 pm

just one more to go <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> i hope it's a good one <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"> no like the other 999 <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)">

chuckslim · Post by **chuckslim** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:27 am

Horray! hawkfan70 has reached the milestone!

hawkfan70 · Post by **hawkfan70** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:31 am

Should I quit posting now that I've reached 1K? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"> I am sure there are quite a few people thinking I should have stopped long ago, or better yet, never started <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)">

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:17 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr> Should I quit posting now that I've reached 1K?<hr></blockquote> Yes, please. Congrats on 1K, I guess it doesn't really matter how ya get there <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=" >D"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"> Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:43 pm

"doesn't matter how you got there" And that is from an expert.

hawkfan70 · Post by **hawkfan70** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:08 pm

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)">

slapshooter · Post by **slapshooter** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:37 pm

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"> W<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"> RR<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"> AD State Champs a bunch of times and UNDEFEATED '05 ! Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... shooter</A> at: 3/18/06 6:39 pm

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:13 pm

Billy, which lake do you live on?

chuckslim · Post by **chuckslim** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:37 pm

#200 woo woo on my way!

2AhockeyOldTimer · Post by **2AhockeyOldTimer** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:42 am

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>i have been here almost a year longer than eitheir 2A or ER "i watched this board for probably a good 2mths before i registered"<hr></blockquote> Not the case...I used to post on a different nombre... Taylor Mattson-The Next Non-Mr. Hockey

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Minnhock Hall of Famers

more like 50% "crybaby"!

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Askin' for it...

See what I mean ?

What I expected...

Got Him There

"CIRCUSLY" was !

almost there

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I did it

Everyone Has Their Methods...

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ode to ER

Got 'em good that time hawkfan70!

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