My favorite was "You're still virgins"ozzie679 wrote:Good onesGoalie171 wrote:Here are some good ones from this year's state hockey tournament.
After STA's we know that we will win- we know that you are gay
After STA's that's too easy- like your mother
Private pussies
Scared of double a
We've got women yes we do we've got women how bout you
After they scored- you're still gay
Joining olay olay olay olay with you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay
Drink our spitters
Bill says you're gay-(Bill was the security guy in the section telling us to keep our chants appropirate)
Time to party
And one of the highlights of the tourney was when i saw a girl wave and yell to a group of STA students, hey i like guys tooWhy should they care? You'll probably end up working for an STA grad someday.
Star-Trib article regarding "vulgar sports chants"
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Here are a few more hockey chants:
1. When the fans' players are announced, they scream and yell like a bunch of psychos. When the fans' goaltender is announced, the fans bow furiously at him because he is glorious and wonderful.
2. Need for more offense: “P-U-T-I-T-I-N, PUT. IT. IN.
3. Chants against Catholic schools (after penalties): “TEN HAIL MARY’S”
4. When the opposing goalie pulls up his mask to take a drink/etc: “UGLY GOALIE” clap clap clapclapclap…When he slides it back on… “STILL AN UGLY GOALIE”
5. When the goalie skates out of the net: “EMPTY NET. EMPTY NET” When he skates back into the net: “STILL AN EMPTY NET. STILL AN EMPTY NET”
6. When the opposing team returns to full strength: ex. Shakopee is now at full strength” Student section: “THAT’S DEBATABLE”
7. When your team has 2 men down (during a 5 on 3) “C-O-N-D-O-M” “WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?” “DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE”
8. At the end of a really good win: “WARM UP THE BUS “IS THAT NOT THE ICE DOWN THERE?” “YES THAT IS THE ICE DOWN THERE.” “IS THAT NOT THE SCOREBOARD THERE?” “YES THAT IS THE SCOREBOARD THERE” “IS THAT NOT THE WINNING TEAM?” “YES THAT IS THE WINNING TEAM” “AND IS THAT NOT THE LOSING TEAM?” “YES THAT IS THE LOSING TEAM” “WINNING TEAM, LOSING TEAM, WINNING TEAM LOSING TEAM!”
9. When the fans' goalie is in front of the student section: “HEY [insert your goalie's name] WE’RE ALL BEHIND YOU.”
1. When the fans' players are announced, they scream and yell like a bunch of psychos. When the fans' goaltender is announced, the fans bow furiously at him because he is glorious and wonderful.
2. Need for more offense: “P-U-T-I-T-I-N, PUT. IT. IN.
3. Chants against Catholic schools (after penalties): “TEN HAIL MARY’S”
4. When the opposing goalie pulls up his mask to take a drink/etc: “UGLY GOALIE” clap clap clapclapclap…When he slides it back on… “STILL AN UGLY GOALIE”
5. When the goalie skates out of the net: “EMPTY NET. EMPTY NET” When he skates back into the net: “STILL AN EMPTY NET. STILL AN EMPTY NET”
6. When the opposing team returns to full strength: ex. Shakopee is now at full strength” Student section: “THAT’S DEBATABLE”
7. When your team has 2 men down (during a 5 on 3) “C-O-N-D-O-M” “WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?” “DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE”
8. At the end of a really good win: “WARM UP THE BUS “IS THAT NOT THE ICE DOWN THERE?” “YES THAT IS THE ICE DOWN THERE.” “IS THAT NOT THE SCOREBOARD THERE?” “YES THAT IS THE SCOREBOARD THERE” “IS THAT NOT THE WINNING TEAM?” “YES THAT IS THE WINNING TEAM” “AND IS THAT NOT THE LOSING TEAM?” “YES THAT IS THE LOSING TEAM” “WINNING TEAM, LOSING TEAM, WINNING TEAM LOSING TEAM!”
9. When the fans' goalie is in front of the student section: “HEY [insert your goalie's name] WE’RE ALL BEHIND YOU.”