Here is a decent laugh...

boblee · Post by **boblee** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:21 pm

Ten Reasons To Date A Hockey Player...

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

GRhawky · Post by **GRhawky** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:52 pm

funny

PASTRAPIDSFAN · Post by **PASTRAPIDSFAN** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:30 pm

Good One

theref · Post by **theref** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:35 pm

The average teenage boy thinks about sex every 8 seconds. In Minnesota, he thinks about hockey the other 7.

boblee · Post by **boblee** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:36 pm

That is a good one.

theref · Post by **theref** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:45 pm

Thanks, thought you'd like that

LovetheGlove1 · Post by **LovetheGlove1** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:57 pm

theref wrote:The average teenage boy thinks about sex every 8 seconds. In Minnesota, he thinks about hockey the other 7.

its actually the average teenage boy thinks about sex once every 7 seconds in minnesota he thinks about hockey the other 6

theref · Post by **theref** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:42 am

Thanks, I'm sure that whole 1 second of difference really takes away from the joke.