Bad Golf Joke...

[Lundy]

> A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began
his
>round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On
the
>third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell
>phone rang.
>It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a
terrible
>accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told
the
>doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon
as
>possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up
to
>be his best ever round of golf He decided to get in a couple of more
holes
>before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen,
>finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club
record
>by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He
was
>jubilant.... then he remembered his wife.
>Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the
corridor
>and asked about his wife's condition.
>The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
your
>round of golf didn't you!
>"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past Four
>hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been
languishing
>in the ICU!
>It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it
will be
>more than likely your last!"
>"For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And
>you'll be her caregiver!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke
down and
>sobbed.
>The doctor laughed and said, "Just kidding you.
>She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

[boblee]

Ha ha. Bad Joke. I laugh, however.

[Neutron 14]

I don't get whats "bad" about it...

Maybe its because I'm married?

[northlandpro]

Speaking about golf, they tell me the problem with my game is the LOFT. Lack of ____ Talent.