Guns vs. Women

[Lundy]

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of
ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me
look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it. And . .
the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[boblee]

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

Ha ha. You're full of them Lundy

[PASTRAPIDSFAN]

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
My favorite

[Can't Never Tried]

A gun can be holstered.

A gun is just fine being cased in the trunk.

A gun doesn't have to have a rack.

If a gun gets squeaky you can just oil it.

You only pay once for a gun

A women can go off without pulling the trigger.

At the airport a gun knows it's baggage

Even an ugly gun can be concealed....and carried

If you tell your friends you have a big gun...you don't have to sleep on the couch.

and...for the most part a gun is much more accurate.

If my wife see's this the one thing she'll have is more knock down power