how good is jacob mayer

jacobmayerfaribault#8 · Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:10 am

I hear is an outstanding player and is very physical and can really handle the puck

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:36 am

I believe it doesn't rightly matter

slapnthepuck18 · Post by **slapnthepuck18** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:26 pm

no actuallly he sucks i light him up and he didnt get any points

ilovejoeb27 · Post by **ilovejoeb27** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:12 pm

i thought this jake kid would have learned his lesson not to post fourms about himself after the first one he did and he got compleltley bashed..

Abantamcaptn22 · Post by **Abantamcaptn22** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:04 pm

if i had to make a guess i would say that kid is not actually jacob mayer and its some other kid saying all this stuff, honestly who would put their actuall name for their user name and then talk about themselves? id think they'd try to hide it more than that... but whatever he might be retarded

jacobmayerfaribault#8 · Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:58 am

I'm not a retard

niceice909 · Post by **niceice909** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:40 pm

wow these jokes r rediclouls and r not needed her and who ever hes teamate is who doin this is so retarded and shuold seriously leave

niceice909 · Post by **niceice909** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:38 pm

and there is no point in this cuz guess wat faribault sucks period losing to redwood falls, al, ya u guys absoluty suck

theref · Post by **theref** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:37 pm

I hope you weren't missing your spelling lesson to write that.

boblee · Post by **boblee** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:54 pm

he's about as good as nhl06 was at posting...

passer07 · Post by **passer07** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:31 pm

is this kid on the bantam A team. if so ill tell u how good he is after this weekend.

Gully · Post by **Gully** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:51 am

why whats this weekend

benelli36 · Post by **benelli36** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:11 pm

i heard this jacob meyer kid sucks...he cant handle the puck or shoot it if his life depended on it...

snipe11 · Post by **snipe11** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:26 am

this is really getting out of hand

theref · Post by **theref** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:11 am

He is the BEST player I have every SEEN.

Oh wait......I'm a ref and I'm blind.

State Champ 97 · Post by **State Champ 97** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:00 am

theref Posted: 18 Jan 2007 16:11 Post subject:

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He is the BEST player I have every SEEN.

Oh wait......I'm a ref and I'm blind

Finally. A ref that can admit his problem.

theref · Post by **theref** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:23 am

haha, didn't you know. We are all blind drunks, of course if anyone does this for enough years it will drive you to drink and cause you to go blind from all the stupid things we see. I'm surprised I'm not deaf from all the stupid things I hear.

coach: Hey ref, wasn't that a hand pass?

Ref: Coach it was in the defensive end.

coach: So?

Ref: They changed that rule many years ago

coach: oh, I didn't know that.

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coach: come'on ref, that's not icing.

ref: why wouldn't that be icing coach?

coach: cause it went through the crease.

ref: ................. that rule was changed about 6 years ago.

coach: oh, nevermind.

Two seperate game, two different coaches.

State Champ 97 · Post by **State Champ 97** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:35 am

I have heard my share when I was reffing too. I probably said some stupid things when I was coaching and definately as a player.

tonka5 · Post by **tonka5** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:17 pm

you must be retarded ir ur screen name is jacob and you talk about ue self

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:06 pm

just reported in the Onion Sports section
Jacob Meyer died in a tragic skate sharpening incident - he was trying to put an edge on his figure skates

QuackerTracker · Post by **QuackerTracker** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:05 am

State Champ 97 wrote:I have heard my share when I was reffing too. I probably said some stupid things when I was coaching and definately as a player.

Ref: Sorry Coach it was not supposed to be icing
Coach: Face-off is at center ice.
Ref: No, it's in that zone.
Coach: It is?
Ref: Yes
Coach: When did that change?
Ref: Last rule book change 2005. You should brush up.
Coach: OK
---Ref lines up for face off with 15 kids parent screaming about the face off location. Refs Partner needs to read his rule book when he gets home cause he had no clue about this either.

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:23 pm

QuackerTracker wrote:
State Champ 97 wrote:I have heard my share when I was reffing too. I probably said some stupid things when I was coaching and definately as a player.
Ref: Sorry Coach it was not supposed to be icing
Coach: Face-off is at center ice.
Ref: No, it's in that zone.
Coach: It is?
Ref: Yes
Coach: When did that change?
Ref: Last rule book change 2005. You should brush up.
Coach: OK
---Ref lines up for face off with 15 kids parent screaming about the face off location. Refs Partner needs to read his rule book when he gets home cause he had no clue about this either.

one advantage of refereeing soccer games over hockey games there is no barrier bewteen the game or the fans- the parents feel the need to be right on top of the action ( less than 3 yards from the touchline (sideline) if they are an surly group of parents that have never played the game before. I use to go over at a stoppage of play and ask them all to pick up their chairs and blankets and move back another 3 yards so my assistants can have more room to work on the sidelines.

Also if you have one or two know-it all parents that once again never kicked a soccer ball but are disputing ever interpretation of a call. It is great fun to go and stand behind them or along side of them. They get very nervous and sometimes ask you why are standing there. IF they don't you still respond with, " With all the disagreements of my calls when I am standing 10 feet away, I thought maybe this position on the field was position to be in.......hmmmmm I quess I was wrong. I can't see anything from here!