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irishman
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Pickup Lines

Post by irishman »

Lets hear some funny pickup lines
What Can Brown Do For You?
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WBJG-4-life
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Post by WBJG-4-life »

Hey, I think some one farted, let's get out of here.
WBJG-A-4-Life
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ae_42
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polar bears

Post by ae_42 »

How much do you think a polar bear weighs?
.....
I don't know either, but i bet its enough to break the ice

SLAM!!!
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elliott70
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Post by elliott70 »

Chevy...
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Bash Brother
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Post by Bash Brother »

wow you guys must be pimpin with those great lines
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EREmpireStrikesBack
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

Hey, my name is The Empire.

(Worked on dangleslow_69... :lol: )

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undhockey
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yy

Post by undhockey »

you look in them jeans but i bet youd look even better with me in between


(yes its from a song)
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EREmpireStrikesBack
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Re: yy

Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

undhockey wrote:you look in them jeans but i bet youd look even better with me in between


(yes its from a song)
You screwed it up.

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Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls
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Govs93
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Re: yy

Post by Govs93 »

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
undhockey wrote:you look in them jeans but i bet youd look even better with me in between


(yes its from a song)
You screwed it up.

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Not familiar with this song... is it from the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack?
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Bash Brother
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Re: yy

Post by Bash Brother »

Govs93 wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
undhockey wrote:you look in them jeans but i bet youd look even better with me in between


(yes its from a song)
You screwed it up.

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Not familiar with this song... is it from the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack?
its ludacris but that was funny
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PASTRAPIDSFAN
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Re: yy

Post by PASTRAPIDSFAN »

Bash Brother wrote:
Govs93 wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote: You screwed it up.

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Not familiar with this song... is it from the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack?
Very funny

its ludacris but that was funny
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DAbears25
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Post by DAbears25 »

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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boblee
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Post by boblee »

these suck. you aren't taking any of these ladies home.
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big_thurst
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Post by big_thurst »

My love for you is like diarrea, I just can't hold it in.
Creator of the Original Applause Button,

Big_Thurst
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PASTRAPIDSFAN
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Post by PASTRAPIDSFAN »

big_thurst wrote:My love for you is like diarrea, I just can't hold it in.
Thats a really romantic one.
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sinbin006
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Post by sinbin006 »

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
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big_thurst
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Post by big_thurst »

You wanna hear something funny baby, I got public urination ticket yesterday, $1200 fine. $100 an inch.
Creator of the Original Applause Button,

Big_Thurst
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Joey (nine toes) Marcoux
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Post by Joey (nine toes) Marcoux »

I see alot of lonely nights for some. :oops:
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Bash Brother
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Post by Bash Brother »

The bash bro has some extra ladies for you clowns. I dont use lines, im just the bash brother.
BB
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Govs93
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Post by Govs93 »

sinbin006 wrote:"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
I'm using this one at the bar on St. Patrick's Day in St. Paul.

Don't tell my wife.
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eastonhockey3
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Post by eastonhockey3 »

do you put windex in your jeans because i can see myself in them
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sinbin006
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Post by sinbin006 »

Govs93 wrote:
Don't tell my wife.
HAHAHA \:D/ :-#
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Rocketwrister
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pick up lines

Post by Rocketwrister »

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

This is hilarious!
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Coach Bus
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Post by Coach Bus »

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

yea thats probly the best one yet
Member of the STC Alliance since 2007.
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stars612
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Post by stars612 »

"Tired of getting hit on? Me too!"
Third times a charm.
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