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Irishmans Shanty
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A "Happy Opening Day" of The Masters to all who appreciate;

-the smell of freshly mown grass
-the feel of a new set of tour wraps
-the sound of a ball cascading into a white plastic cup
-the taste of an overpriced, oversized hot dog at the turn
-the sight of your tee shot coming to rest on the green of a par 3
-the security of a golf cart with four drinkholders
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Re: The Masters

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Irishmans Shanty wrote:A "Happy Opening Day" of The Masters to all who appreciate;

-the smell of freshly mown grass
-the feel of a new set of tour wraps
-the sound of a ball cascading into a white plastic cup
-the taste of an overpriced, oversized hot dog at the turn
-the sight of your tee shot coming to rest on the green of a par 3
-the security of a golf cart with four drinkholders
I'm absolutely with you, except for "the sight of your tee shot coming to rest on the green of a par 3". I'm not really sure what that looks like.

I'm taking the field over Tiger. Specifically Adam Scott.
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Re: The Masters

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Irishmans Shanty wrote:A "Happy Opening Day" of The Masters to all who appreciate;

-the smell of freshly mown grass
-the feel of a new set of tour wraps
-the sound of a ball cascading into a white plastic cup
-the taste of an overpriced, oversized hot dog at the turn
-the sight of your tee shot coming to rest on the green of a par 3
-the security of a golf cart with four drinkholders
One of two occasions that I'm "allowed" to plunk myself down in front of the TV, beer in hand, without interruptions. The other is the Ryder Cup. A dozen in-laws and Easter Dinner will have to "work around" coverage.

I'm juiced.
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Post by packerboy »

I love to play golf. I average about 1.5 rounds a week and I play as soon as the courses open and until they close in November.

The Masters is the only tournament that I will skip playing golf to watch. (not an issue this year)

It is great entertainment.

Tiger will win again.
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Post by Govs93 »

packerboy wrote:I love to play golf. I average about 1.5 rounds a week and I play as soon as the courses open and until they close in November.

The Masters is the only tournament that I will skip playing golf to watch. (not an issue this year)

It is great entertainment.

Tiger will win again.
I got out once already this year... Played Oak Marsh a week ago. I hadn't picked up a club all winter, so I was surpised when I wasn't god-awful. Didn't hit any spectacular shots, but nothing that made me want to hang myself either.

By the way... for those of you that haven't seen the Masters in HD, I highly recommend you find your way to an HD tv to check it out. It's outstanding. I never really grasped the length of that course or how narrow some of those fairways can be until I saw some camera shots down the fairway from the tee box in HD. It's wild.
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Post by Neutron 14 »

packerboy wrote:I love to play golf. I average about 1.5 rounds a week and I play as soon as the courses open and until they close in November.

The Masters is the only tournament that I will skip playing golf to watch. (not an issue this year)

It is great entertainment.

Tiger will win again.
I usually play 3-4 times a week, work league-9, 9-hole scramble league, and 1-2 times a weekend. Neutron 15 playing has increased my opportunities and enjoyment. We should set up the "First Annual Minnhock Open". Lets go to packerboys course and use up his entire years worth of guest passes....

Tiger winning? Talk about "out on a limb".... :roll:
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Post by Irishmans Shanty »

"First Annual Minnhock Open" Great Idea Neut.

I propose a scramble format. I like to play my own ball (quote it and beat me up if you want) usually, but in an event, the scramble is just a better atmosphere for having a good time.

When I was younger a pretty funny guy I used to play golf with said "I don't have a game, I have shots." Now I know exactly what he meant.
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Post by Irishmans Shanty »

Leaders
H. Stenson -2 thru 9
J. Rose -2 thru 3
A. Oberholser -1 thru 13
D. Love III -1 thru 15
Z. Johnson -1 thru 13
B. Curtis -1 thru 4

Notables
T. Watson E thru 12
F. Couples E thru 8
Sergio +1 thru 8
Monte +1 thru 10
Stads E thru 1
Mickelson +5 thru 7
Els +5 thru 8

Out of It
L. Mize +10 thru 17
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

GO TiGER!

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Post by packerboy »

Well Neut, maybe picking Tiger is not going "out on a limb" but I am not ready to proclaim the tournament as being......."Up for Grabs"

I dont have "guest passes" but would like to participate in the "Minnhock Open."

We would have to make a teetime(s) at a public course. Lets do it.
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Post by Joey (nine toes) Marcoux »

The "Minnhock Open" :!: Has a nice ring to it.

Open to all or invitational format?

Go Mr. Couples :!:
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Post by Neutron 14 »

Well lets do it then. Scramble is fine with me.

I propose west metro - monticello area to accommodate the most Minnhock members possible. Open to all, even if you only have nine-toes. I'm thinking mid-June. Other thoughts?

Go Lumpy!
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Post by Govs93 »

Neutron 14 wrote:Well lets do it then. Scramble is fine with me.

I propose west metro - monticello area to accommodate the most Minnhock members possible. Open to all, even if you only have nine-toes. I'm thinking mid-June. Other thoughts?

Go Lumpy!


Pebble Creek?
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Post by Johnny_Murphy »

Wow, seems like all the guys really had a rough day today eh? I think they really screwed up by lengthening all the holes...sure, it makes it tougher, but peolpe would much rather watch these guys make birdies and eagles than doubles and bogeys...

Anyway, I hope big fat phil misses the cut, and I hope Tiger doesn't win. Too much hype over those guys...I'm sick of it. (I guarantee they both will be up there on sunday though.)

Go Lumpy!!!!
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

What about Fox Hollow or Northfork?

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Joey (nine toes) Marcoux
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Post by Joey (nine toes) Marcoux »

How about Wendigo in Grand Rapids? Decent layout, reasonable rates.
The Metro boys could make it in about 3 hrs, about the same as driving
from Marcoux.

I'm getting pumped :!:
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Post by packerboy »

Whoever suggested that we do this, pick a course.

As far as the Masters goes, it looks like it indeed is:

"Up for Grabs"
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

For the winner, we'll have to Wait Until after Lent

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Post by Irishmans Shanty »

For those of you like me who enjoy the analysis of CBS's David Feherty, enjoy this afternoon's coverage while you can. Feherty is soon to be exiled from Augusta National Golfclub just as the colorful Gary McCord was years ago for his on-air comments regarding Bikini Wax and Augusta's greens.

This afternoon Feherty said "This place is like Turnberry with trees", this is sure not to sit well with Billy Payne, Augusta National Chairman. The club has a history of issuing the proverbial red button to members of the media who report anything that could be deemed to be disrespectful towards their hallowed grounds. Comparing Augusta to a burnt out, wind swept, tidal wash linx track is sure to call an emergency board meeting this evening at Augusta.

Check out Augusta National's members list here.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/mas ... a-list.htm
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Post by Joey (nine toes) Marcoux »

I see Freddie made the cut :D
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Post by Johnny_Murphy »

Wow, it is not a good masters this year....cold, windy, and as I said earlier, they really ruined the course by adding all the extra yardage....it's too much like a U.S. Open now...
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Post by Irishmans Shanty »

72 pars can win this thing.
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Post by Joey (nine toes) Marcoux »

The course is winning big time.
Has the makings of a great finish.
:D :D :D
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Re: The Masters

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Govs93 wrote:I'm taking the field over Tiger. Specifically Adam Scott.
Another brilliant pick on my part... at +12, Adam's poised to take control on Sunday! :roll:
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Post by gopherhockey33 »

appleby killed himself today on 17 with a triple bogey, OUCH.
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