How to drive a woman crazy!

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theref
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How to drive a woman crazy!

Post by theref »

I just recently found out how to drive a woman crazy, I mean absolutely up the wall, Dominik Hasek when he use to throw his blocker at people - type of crazy.

Put a ring on her finger and call her your wife!

haha, sometimes I kill myself, just wish I was a little more succesful on days like today.


To all the married men out there, here is a newbie to the group that could use some words of encouragement!
Govs93
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Re: How to drive a woman crazy!

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theref wrote:To all the married men out there, here is a newbie to the group that could use some words of encouragement!
Here's one...

Run.
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Re: How to drive a woman crazy!

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theref wrote:I just recently found out how to drive a woman crazy, I mean absolutely up the wall, Dominik Hasek when he use to throw his blocker at people - type of crazy.

Put a ring on her finger and call her your wife!

haha, sometimes I kill myself, just wish I was a little more succesful on days like today.


To all the married men out there, here is a newbie to the group that could use some words of encouragement!
Good luck! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Learn to say I'm sorry and mean it!

I have surpassed my single years with married years...not sure what that means :roll: but it means a long time!!!

Read my post in the "I love You" Thread and tell me in a year if it ain't true!
All I can say is that it will be the hardest, yet most rewarding thing you'll ever do..it's a labor of love, more labor then love mind you :wink:
and then pretty soon it's just the labor part :P

Yes means NO!, and so does Maybe. NO means no of course!

Kids will be the fun part after about 6 years..cause then you'll be at the rink with them all the time. \:D/

What's funny is, if my wife read this, she would just do this :roll: and say whatever! not worth getting mad at each other anymore.

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Post by NumberCruncher »

Pff. Women ....
That is all,
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Post by Can't Never Tried »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/200 ... argeathome

Check this out.
Who's gonna drive who crazy??
:P

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Govs93
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Post by Govs93 »

Can't Never Tried wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/200 ... argeathome

Check this out.
Who's gonna drive who crazy??
:P

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That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...

How do you turn your dishwahser into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel



Please don't tell my wife I said that.
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Post by Can't Never Tried »

Govs93 wrote:
Can't Never Tried wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/200 ... argeathome

Check this out.
Who's gonna drive who crazy??
:P

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That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...

How do you turn your dishwahser into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel



Please don't tell my wife I said that.
Or when you get home from the bar and she angrily asks "where were you?" you say "at the bar shopping for new appliances"... :shock: Of course you are already on your way to the couch anyway as a saftey precaution.

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Post by elliott70 »

Congratulations!
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Post by theref »

Thank you good sir. How is life outside the major hockey season? I say major because I'm never off the ice for that long, so it's just a lull compared to winter.
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Post by elliott70 »

theref wrote:Thank you good sir. How is life outside the major hockey season? I say major because I'm never off the ice for that long, so it's just a lull compared to winter.
Baseball season.

At the fields 6 nights out of 7.

State next week -hope toadvance to the 8 state regions and perhaps beyond.

1 strong team to beat at state and 1 strong team to beat in regions (that I judge as perhaps more talented than us).
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Post by Neutron 14 »

Elloitt, Elliott, Elliott. With a thread title like this, and your literary skill, I was hoping for a little more enlightenment.

If you please.
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Post by theref »

Well good luck to you, hope you kick some butt.
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