Thin Books

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:13 pm

It seems as though we are reaching a dead period in the Minnesota sports scene. The inevitable doom of Minnesota football teams is lurching forward week by week, the Twins are playing out their less than captivating fall training schedule, and the triumphant return of the Legend marking the beginning of meaningful HS hockey chatter is still months away.

Some posters like Neutron and State Champ have indicated that they will turn to the cinema with their free time. As for me, I intend to read more, but due to my attention span, or lack there of, I am in need of books with few pages.

It might be wise to generate a list of ideas for publishers as I'm sure they swim these waters often for ideas.

So here goes:

The Guide to Restoring Your Public Image by OJ Simpson

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:35 pm

Excellent topic...

Knowing when to unload a washed up wide reciever by the Oakland Raiders

Govs93 wrote:The Patriots got screwed in that deal.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:43 pm

Running Effective Press Conferences - Jerry Burns (Audiobook excerpt).

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:44 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:Excellent topic...

Knowing when to unload a washed up wide reciever by the Oakland Raiders

Govs93 wrote:The Patriots got screwed in that deal.

Well, the guy does throw a hell of a fishing tourney, I'll give him that.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:51 pm

Govs93 wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:
Well, the guy does throw a hell of a fishing tourney, I'll give him that.
Speaking of fishing and hunting.

Small Arms Safety by Dick Cheney

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:53 pm

Americas Goodest Libraries by George W. Bush

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:58 pm

Hoisting Championship Trophys by Dave Morinville

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:03 pm

Celibacy co-authored by Wilt Chamberlain and Gene Simmons

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:23 pm

The North Beach Diet - Pat Williams

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:04 am

Beating the Odds-Tim Donaghy

Losing Face-Michael Jackson

Post by **east hockey** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:41 am

Here's an old one I dusted off last night:

Avoiding Racism--Ty Cobb

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:51 am

We should start a book club. Oprah has nothing on us.

Here is one that has helped a lot of people get a better job:

How to Create The Winning Resume by George O' Leary

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:14 am

Road to Pasadena, by Tim Brewster

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:33 am

Trusting your best Friends -Michael Vick

Taking a bite out of your competition -Mike Tyson

Order today and receive this Special bonus book !!!

Cooking with Jeffrey Dahmer

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:39 am

Financial Planning by Mike Tyson

There aren't enough trees in the world to support the Thin Books he could write.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:43 am

Restroom Etiquette, by Senator Larry Craig

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:53 am

Turning the Page, by Rep. Mark Foley

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:56 am

Cold Cash, by Rep. William Jefferson

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:23 am

Abolish The Flesh Trade, Yesterday by Hugh Hefner

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:26 am

The Pitter Patter of Little Feet, Sen Larry Craig , R- Idaho

The long awaited sequel to Restroom Etiquette

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:37 am

packerboy wrote:The Pitter Patter of Little Feet, Sen Larry Craig , R- Idaho

The long awaited sequel to Restroom Etiquette

These could make a great TV mini-series some day.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:38 am

Birth Control For Dummies - Shawn Kemp

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:45 am

Crime and Punishment by Roger Goodell

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:53 am

Creative video techniques -Bill Belichick

The pros and cons of dogfighting -Mike Vick

The cigar smokers guide (Hard cover only!)-Monica Lewinsky

Stealth · Post by **Stealth** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:58 am

This one is kind of a touchy cover title;

Staying out at 60! By OJ Simpson

Newest one involves some cash saving program you can try out at Home or on the road at you Hotel.
Buy (get) back program, debt free by OJ Simpson