Thin Books

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:39 pm

This could be the thinest of them all:

My Summer in Duluth by Freezin Injuly

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:53 pm

Hot Dates I've Had, by boblee

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:57 pm

"Easy Jobs" - Swiss Army

Orienteering at the Rink - east hockey

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:32 pm

Protecting A Lead by Glen Mason

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:06 pm

"Memories" - Ozzie Osbourne

"Mammaries" - Calista Flockhart

Stealth · Post by **Stealth** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:40 pm

Maybe Chris could use this one, working out a contract deal at the U of M.
With their buy-out you don't even have to show up.

Pay me now / Pay me later by past Gopher coaches

Another Big seller i heard is

Why Blue is my favorite color by Hugh Heffner

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:49 pm

GM for Dummies - Kevin McHale

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:00 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:Hot Dates I've Had, by boblee

That is one helluva thin book.

I'm A Closet Jew by Mel Gibson

ChrisK · Post by **ChrisK** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:39 pm

Tips in Nuclear Power Plant Safety by Homer J. Simpson

Creative Ways to Earn Extra Money Reffing Basketball by Tim Donaghy

General Managing Made Easy by Johan Santana

How To Get Under Packerboy's Skin by Brad Radke

Actually these wouldn't necessarily be thin books...

State Champ 97 · Post by **State Champ 97** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:37 pm

Deep Inspirational Thoughts by HSHockeyWatcher

Joey (nine toes) Marcoux · Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:08 pm

THE NATURAL by Barry Bonds

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:59 pm

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:Hot Dates I've Had, by boblee
That is one helluva thin book.

post-it notes count as books?

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:55 am

Making the best of the teen years by-

Sturgeon fishing tactics- Scott Peterson

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:10 pm

tomASS wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:Hot Dates I've Had, by boblee
That is one helluva thin book.
post-it notes count as books?

He used his palm pilot...

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:31 pm

And, of course, the highly anticipated third book in the trilogy by Sen Larry Craig R-Idaho:

The Man In The Next Stall

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:43 pm

packerboy wrote:And, of course, the highly anticipated third book in the trilogy by Sen Larry Craig R-Idaho:

The Man In The Next Stall

Was first going to be called "Right Wing Hypocrisy", but there was to much competition for that title.

I still haven't figured out how its possible to take a "wide stance", wide enough to touch the guys foot in the next stall. Does he take his pants completely off?

BIAFP · Post by **BIAFP** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:46 pm

A closet Democrat!

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:59 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:
packerboy wrote:And, of course, the highly anticipated third book in the trilogy by Sen Larry Craig R-Idaho:

The Man In The Next Stall
Was first going to be called "Right Wing Hypocrisy", but there was to much competition for that title.

I still haven't figured out how its possible to take a "wide stance", wide enough to touch the guys foot in the next stall. Does he take his pants completely off?

Crotchless pants and a long overcoat.

When in an airport terminal, never be the next to sit down in a spot where a guy a wearing a trenchcoat has just gotten up.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:18 pm

The whole thing is so bizzare sounding.

What if the toe tapping or whatever it is results in a connection? The what happens? Do they go at it in the stall?

What if I walk in there with my son? Where ever this restroom is, its a busy boofin airport. Nobody is going to see you?

What the boof?

Which reminds me of a book title:

What's In A Name?, by Boof Bonser

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:40 pm

packerboy wrote:And, of course, the highly anticipated third book in the trilogy by Sen Larry Craig R-Idaho:

The Man In The Next Stall

I heard the fwd. on that book is a real toe tapper

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:42 pm

Hey, here is one torn from the headlines:

Oops..I Did It Again by OJ Simpson

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:45 pm

Personal happiness - It's in your hands !-by Paul Reubens

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:53 pm

Here is one for all you Catholic Channel viewers out there:

The Face That Launched One Thousand Ships, by Mother Angelica

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:57 pm

Knowing When To Say When - John Belushi, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:08 pm

Knowing What To Say (And Just When To Say It)by Mel Gibson