Rink Rat Hockey Rules?

[Potatohead9]

Are there rules to Rink Rat Hockey?

Like no Checking, lifting of puck...ect. since most don't wear pads.
What are your thoughts on this?

[Joey (nine toes) Marcoux]

No 'Cow handing'

[Neutron 14]

No 'Cow handing'

I'm going to need a translation Joey...

Rule #1. No passing.

[Can't Never Tried]

No real goalies in the net....It's most fun if the biggest puck hog fwd. plays goalie.

[watchdog]

i always tell the kids no checking because thier out their to learn skills. you cant learn or practice skills with the kids skating around out their running into one another.

[Neutron 14]

Rule #2. Slashing that Squirt who just dangled you teaches him to respect his elders.

[George Blanda]

Rule #2. Slashing that Squirt who just dangled you teaches him to respect his elders.

Rule #2b) Don't punch the squirt who trips you causing a broken wrist.

[Can't Never Tried]

#3 No cell phones Geezzz .........if ya can't play a pick up game without texting someone, stay home or go bother the warming house attendant.

[Joey (nine toes) Marcoux]

Neut-----Cow handing is/was lifting the puck on the backhand

Its a term that dates back to the late 50's early 60's.

[theref]

Neut-----Cow handing is/was lifting the puck on the backhand

Its a term that dates back to the late 50's early 60's.

Well, I learned something new today.

[Neutron 14]

Neut-----Cow handing is/was lifting the puck on the backhand

Its a term that dates back to the late 50's early 60's.

Does the origin have anything to do with what you guys were using for pucks back then?

[Irishmans Shanty]

Anyone bringing beverages must assume that those beverages cooling in the snow are community beverages. So no crying when your once full soda is now empty.

[Can't Never Tried]

I can hear it now Gorg on FSN will be using the term..."Oh and Big Cowhander stopped by the tender"
but we know it's from Joey...just another minnhock rip off

[Irishmans Shanty]

Neut-----Cow handing is/was lifting the puck on the backhand

Its a term that dates back to the late 50's early 60's.

Does this act also require the bottom hand to flip over so the thump is pointing towards the opposite direction of the blade

[PuxRinmyblood]

1) If you make the crappy pass that goes to the other side of the lake, you have to go get it, and/or If you wing the puck outside of the rink into the snow, you have to go get it.
2) If you fail to keep your head up and move the puck, you deserve whatever's coming to you.

[Joey (nine toes) Marcoux]

RE: Cow handing

We did use other 'things' for pucks at that age

IS---didn't have a thump.... but yes you could use any means at your disposal to get the puck/other substance in the air

[Neutron 14]

We did use other 'things' for pucks at that age

Well in hockey sometimes you have to improvise. Like in this picture from the Johnson STP program.

[tomASS]

losers shovel the ice clean.

last goal always wins if you are behind and don't feel like shoveling

[Can't Never Tried]

That's a nice blocker!

[Marty McSorely]

Rule number #4 Make sure the hot chicks are invited to watch and play boot hockey after.

[tomASS]

That's a nice blocker!

and a 5-hole Anna Nichol Smith would have envied

[Can't Never Tried]

Rule 5. Don't be a Spehar.....there can be only one!
And if you try to imitate him, (floater) your fair game for a slash to the back of the leg by someone who actually tried.

[PASTRAPIDSFAN]

That's a nice blocker!

yeah thats great should have a snow shovel for a stick

[EREmpireStrikesBack]

#3 No cell phones Geezzz .........if ya can't play a pick up game without texting someone, stay home or go bother the warming house attendant.

Don't send them in. Send them home.

[Indians forever]

Bottom line is there is no rules, just go out and kick the other teams Ass. It also wouldn't hurt to have a couple of young guys on your team.