Meet your 2008 Twins!

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:09 pm

Yankee stadium had all the fanfare and electricity in it tonight that the Stars/Blues prospects game had last night. Anyhow the team still cares and that's all that matters.

Thank you Yankees!

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:16 pm

000-000-001
000-120-00x

FINAL

The boys are tired and their bats showed it yesterday and today.

Five months of battling and one month of traveling is starting to show.

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:24 pm

Your welcome!

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:39 am

Irishmans Shanty wrote:000-000-001
000-120-00x

FINAL

The boys are tired and their bats showed it yesterday and today.

Five months of battling and one month of traveling is starting to show.

Could be a Factor.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:08 pm

Govs93 wrote:What's the building right behind Target Center downtown?

Oh... It's Target Field.

Something was just brought to my attention that somehow seems to make the new name fit... anybody recall what the Target "slogan" is off the top of their head?

Expect More. Pay Less.

The Twins & Target... like a match made in heaven!

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:30 pm

Govs93 wrote:
Govs93 wrote:What's the building right behind Target Center downtown?

Oh... It's Target Field.
Something was just brought to my attention that somehow seems to make the new name fit... anybody recall what the Target "slogan" is off the top of their head?

Expect More. Pay Less.

The Twins & Target... like a match made in heaven!

Great Catch!

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:44 pm

What's going on?

How come the Twins aren't playing tonight?

sinbin006 · Post by **sinbin006** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:03 pm

100-04
044-00

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:17 pm

The Twins started at 7:30pm for a 6:05pm start.

I see they are currently digging out and Rincon is actually helping for once.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:37 pm

Get your women and children underground... Boooooof has actually kept the team in the game long enough for them to get back into it.

DmanDad1980 · Post by **DmanDad1980** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:29 pm

We gotta ball game boys...

Who wooda thunk at 1-8 in the 3rd...

DmanDad1980 · Post by **DmanDad1980** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:31 pm

9-8 Sweet!

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:38 pm

Govs93 wrote:Get your women and children underground...

Nah.

1. Games is in Cleveland.

2. Larry Craig is... nevermind...

9-8 Twins after 8 1/2. The Twins NEED this after being down 8-1. Sacks packed for Punto with two out.

Offsetting the "shoulda wons" is a huge confidence boost.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:39 pm

Punto goes 3 U. sigh...

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:44 pm

Good gracious, somebody hit a gap or send it off the reservation with the bags packed. This fumble farting to get a run in where the pitcher has nowhere to put the batter has to stop.

Dewayne stinking Wise hit a salami the other night, it can be done.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:45 pm

"Everyday" is the 27th audition for "The New Neshek" in the 8th.
Go Eddie.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:48 pm

Irishmans Shanty wrote:... This fumble farting....

Size More didn't Fumble Fart.

9-9

DmanDad1980 · Post by **DmanDad1980** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:49 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:"Everyday" is the 27th audition for "The New Neshek" in the 8th.
Go Eddie.

Oh my G__! Not every day Eddie...

Sizemore blasted that one, too bad... Please Twins, Please!!!!

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:53 pm

Irishmans Shanty wrote:... This fumble farting....

Fumble farting. I like the term. Alot. Its the new "Boof".

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:53 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:
Irishmans Shanty wrote:... This fumble farting....
Size More didn't Fumble Fart.

9-9

No he didn't, neither do the Sox.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:59 pm

Reverse everything, here's how teams who fumble fart fare in the 8th trailing by a run.

Young: bloop single
Casilla: pops out attempting to bunt. (1 out)
Punto: infield single
Gomez: K (2 outs)
Span: sharp single that is too hard so the runner can't score from 2nd
Mauer: lazy flyball to medium deep LF (3 out)

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:02 pm

This one's over

Twins can't and haven't won this type of game in months because;
1) no instant offense
2) CLE has instant offense
3) being as though they're on the road, they'll save Nathan until they score, and they won't, and he won't pitch.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:07 pm

Faith! Drink the Fumble Farting kool-aid! Faith!

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:20 pm

9 pitch top of 10

Where will Mijares be after 9 deliveries?

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:23 pm

Nice inning, 7 throws.

Get 5 runs now.