Meet your 2008 Twins!

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:28 pm

Punto single, fumble fart fumble far fumble fart.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:32 pm

If they can't get to Mastny, who has a fumble farting 11.72 ERA, what the fumble fart will they do with Lee tomorow?

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:39 pm

Precisely why they need this one in the worst of ways.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:47 pm

Peralta keeps the line moving, Nathan 15 pitches deep and still a ton of work left.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:47 pm

Fumble Fart...

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:49 pm

And there's your instant offense.

Nice rally from 7 down but.........

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:53 pm

When the Twins win in Cleveland they go to the playoffs, when they don't, they don't.

EREmpireStrikesBack · Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:25 pm

Well that was fun.

Indians forever · Post by **Indians forever** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:00 am

There done, we should combine this Thread along with the Vikings thread.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:40 pm

This is feeling a lot like 1984.

It is part of the deal though.

It 's still better for these guys to go thru this.

The guys that had both hands around their throats in '84 won it all in '87.

This team is in hell right now.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:48 pm

Indians forever wrote:There done, we should combine this Thread along with the Vikings thread.

Not a bad thought. We could call it ...........ah, leme think now, .....ah, how about:

It's Like A Nightmare

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:02 pm

packerboy wrote:This is feeling a lot like 1984.

Not yet, but they still have a game left to go against this year's Cy Young winner, so there's a chance.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:08 pm

Govs93 wrote:
Not yet, but they still have a game left to go against this year's Cy Young winner, so there's a chance.

Like you remember....

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:21 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:
Govs93 wrote:
Not yet, but they still have a game left to go against this year's Cy Young winner, so there's a chance.
Like you remember....

Believe it or not, I actually do. I was devistated.

Earlier in the season my dad had taken me to picture day at the Dome, and at the time they'd let you onto the warning track and the players would walk around and let you take pictures of them. Mike Smithson put me up on this shoulders, and I was scared to death because he was a tall drink of water, but I thought it was cool so I became a big fan of his. Mickey Hatcher came around and took the hat off the head of a guy next to us that said "Old Fart", put it on his own head, and then began smacking him around with a wiffleball bat. I thought that was pretty funny, so I became a big fan of his as well.

I felt bad for those two after that game in Cleveland happened.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:47 pm

The Twins will be at Wrigley in '09... The bad news for all of you is that it will likely mean there won't be any Govs reports from KC.

However, I'm hoping to be able to file a report from ChiTown whilst stuffing my fat face with pizza pot pies.

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:54 pm

Govs93 wrote:The Twins will be at Wrigley in '09... The bad news for all of you is that it will likely mean there won't be any Govs reports from KC.

However, I'm hoping to be able to file a report from ChiTown whilst stuffing my fat face with pizza pot pies.

Take me with you?

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:59 pm

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
Govs93 wrote:The Twins will be at Wrigley in '09... The bad news for all of you is that it will likely mean there won't be any Govs reports from KC.

However, I'm hoping to be able to file a report from ChiTown whilst stuffing my fat face with pizza pot pies.
Take me with you?

I would, but I don't think I have a car seat anymore.

sinbin006 · Post by **sinbin006** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:58 pm

10
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Lee doesn't look like a 22 game winner tonight...

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:13 pm

22 wins from Lee, big deal, he's started 29 times. He's only winning 3 out of four.

Come one sinbin006, you got the digits tonight, post us a winner.

sinbin006 · Post by **sinbin006** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:15 pm

100
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Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:16 pm

Irishmans Shanty wrote:22 wins from Lee, big deal, he's started 29 times. He's only winning 3 out of four.

Come one sinbin006, you got the digits tonight, post us a winner.

And tonight... No More Fumble Farting!!!!

Against Lee, Mauer needed to bunt in the first to move them over. Is Gardy doing anything?

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:17 pm

You'd think two singles, a HBP, and a SB would produce a run wouldn't you.

I can't think of the saying for this. Help.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:48 pm

Can Hafner hurt a ball or what?

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:49 pm

How many dongs for the Indians in the series now?

Let see Choo had one the other night, seems like last night it was a problem and now a two pack to tie the game.

KEEP THE BALL ON THE RESERVATION

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:52 pm

Go Yankees

Hit the boofin ball, 2 runs in two nights isn't acceptable.