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Can't Never Tried wrote:You'll still take quack though right?mainefan wrote:In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real MinnesotanEREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...
No Lobstah for you.
CNT maybe.
Ha! That is hillarious- no way no how.
So why are you living in Maine when you know better?mainefan wrote:In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real MinnesotanEREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...
No Lobstah for you.
CNT maybe.
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I see you had your cowboy coffee this morning, too much piss and vinegar in it I think.AngusYoung wrote:Mainah - Who cares what ERE says. He's a little pencil-necked geek who trolls the waters and contributes comments that only he thinks are smart and trendy. Forget about him like the rest of the board has except Elliott.
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Cheer up !
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Cheer up about what - my 401(k) has become a 201(k) thanks to you not sharing your vast investment knowledge. In addition, I have to listen to punks on this board taking shots from the cheap seats. Further, I have nothing to read due to the lack of product out there from ex-cops from the Northland writing about their past exploits. Tell me what their is to be cheery about?
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You don't have to (listen?) read them AYAngusYoung wrote:Cheer up about what - my 401(k) has become a 201(k) thanks to you not sharing your vast investment knowledge. In addition, I have to listen to punks on this board taking shots from the cheap seats. Further, I have nothing to read due to the lack of product out there from ex-cops from the Northland writing about their past exploits. Tell me what their is to be cheery about?
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As far as your 201(k) I did share..... you said I was stupid, so I invested a little more just to spite you..worked out good.
I'm thinking oil futures are looking pretty good now? whatya think ?
Or do you think I should wait till they get to 40-50 bucks a barrel?
So what do Northland cops do? watch for cow tipping? and I suppose Meth labs.
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It was purely irony. Didn't know you had such a soft spot about it.mainefan wrote:In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real MinnesotanEREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...
No Lobstah for you.
CNT maybe.
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I'll split the lobstah with yaEREmpireStrikesBack wrote:It was purely irony. Didn't know you had such a soft spot about it.mainefan wrote:In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real MinnesotanEREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...
No Lobstah for you.
CNT maybe.
Someone has to teach them how to play hockey.elliott70 wrote:So why are you living in Maine when you know better?mainefan wrote:In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real MinnesotanEREmpireStrikesBack wrote:From a person that lives in Maine...
No Lobstah for you.
CNT maybe.
Can't Never Tried wrote:I'll split the lobstah with yaEREmpireStrikesBack wrote:It was purely irony. Didn't know you had such a soft spot about it.mainefan wrote: In case you don't get it- I grew up in Minnesota, played hockey with the boys on the range and went to college in Minnesota- Why else would I be on this bored? So don't give me any crap about living in Maine . Oh yeah I must not be a real Minnesotan
No Lobstah for you.
CNT maybe.
I saw that
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything
under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do
you have any sales experience?"
The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss
liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today? The kid says, "One".
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".
The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says,
"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told
him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I
sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda
Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and
sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I
said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing'."
under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do
you have any sales experience?"
The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss
liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today? The kid says, "One".
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".
The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says,
"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told
him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I
sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda
Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and
sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I
said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing'."
Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything
under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do
you have any sales experience?"
The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss
liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today? The kid says, "One".
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".
The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says,
"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told
him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I
sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda
Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and
sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I
said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing'."
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Let me apologize in advance.
The 7 Dwarfs
The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs,
they
are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
in Rome ?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and
answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
'No,
Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.'
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son,
there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!
The 7 Dwarfs
The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs,
they
are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
in Rome ?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and
answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
'No,
Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.'
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son,
there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
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Funny!DMom wrote:Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
You know she'd never get away with that in the later years