Best Of Board Suggestions

conditioningsucks · Post by **conditioningsucks** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:05 pm

It's been a long hockey season so let's have a little fun and laughs. In honor of the "Best of" threads on these boards, let's see who's the most creative in putting together "Best of's" for consideration.

From 'Dump & Chase' we already have:
BEST TAPE JOB

From 'Hustle & Flow' we have:
BEST SLAPSHOT FOR 1999 AAA PLAYERS

I offer a few more:

"BEST VILLAGE IDIOT - By level (Bantams, Peewees, Squirts, Mites)"
"BEST 1st YEAR MITE"
and
"BEST BANTAM - CROSSOVERS"
"BEST BANTAM - STOPS & STARTS"

Alright folks. Have fun but don't be mean to any kids!

nobama · Post by **nobama** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:14 pm

Best at cheating during conditioning drills and races

Conditioningsucks I award you the winner

conditioningsucks · Post by **conditioningsucks** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:24 pm

Alright Nobama, for you I have:

BEST FAUX ASTHMA ATTACK WHILE CONDITIONING

Seems everytime I am cheating by doing half the work of my teammates, there is always the same guy sitting on the bench claiming their asthma acts up (never acts up during small area games, scrimmages, or official games mind you). Not fair, Nobama, I at least am doing half of what the coach is asking!

starmvp · Post by **starmvp** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:38 pm

I have two:
"Best 2000 Prospect"
-and-
"Best Of Board Suggestions"

HustleandFlow · Post by **HustleandFlow** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:42 pm

Best of's:

Best passer at the Pony level

Best player in the state unlucky enough to have number 13

Best youth player on a NHL sized sheet of ice

Best youth player on a Olympic sized sheet of ice

and my personal favorite....................

Best player to have been plugged by themselves or a family member on this board

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:51 pm

Best Board Administrator

Worst Skating Ref

Best Association President

Least Liked Hockey Dad

Most Liked Hockey Mom

HustleandFlow · Post by **HustleandFlow** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:01 pm

Wow, the Hockey mom thread could be dangerous. $\:D/$

Throwback · Post by **Throwback** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:23 pm

Best peewee A who’s number 7 at Edina

Best bantam hockey hair

Best cheerleader wipeout

Best player excuses for skipping practice

Best mite snack stand money beggar

cooper26 · Post by **cooper26** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:36 pm

"Most athletic Left Wing on a B2 team in D2, D6 or D8"

What's scarry is that I bet the wheels start turning in some peoples minds when they see these.

HustleandFlow · Post by **HustleandFlow** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:07 pm

Mite player that best utilizes his stick flex when shooting the blue puck

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:48 pm

HustleandFlow wrote:Mite player that best utilizes his stick flex when shooting the blue puck

What is a 'blue puck'?

HustleandFlow · Post by **HustleandFlow** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:54 pm

The light weight puck that is required at the mite level. Now a 5 year old can try to snipe the corner from the hashmarks. What happens when they get to squirts and the puck is now heavier, a whole new feel and transition that could have been accomplished in 4 years of mites.

northwoods oldtimer · Post by **northwoods oldtimer** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:07 pm

Best Triple A Summer Mite League

2000 Snipers verse 2000 Grinders who will win?

Best Mite player in Minnesota

Mite Goalie Development

Summer without hockey

New Ulm Bantam A Team

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:25 pm

HustleandFlow wrote:The light weight puck that is required at the mite level. Now a 5 year old can try to snipe the corner from the hashmarks. What happens when they get to squirts and the puck is now heavier, a whole new feel and transition that could have been accomplished in 4 years of mites.

Don't seem to have those blue ones up north here.

starmvp · Post by **starmvp** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:35 pm

elliott70 wrote:
HustleandFlow wrote:The light weight puck that is required at the mite level. Now a 5 year old can try to snipe the corner from the hashmarks. What happens when they get to squirts and the puck is now heavier, a whole new feel and transition that could have been accomplished in 4 years of mites.
Don't seem to have those blue ones up north here.

I think the "blue puck" rule was made up within the past 5 years.

buttend · Post by **buttend** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:19 pm

Best Coaches wipeout when demo'ing a drill.

Best "hottest" Mom.

Worst skating coach

Worst Warm-up drill

Best warm up drill

Best Tournament in MN

Worst smelling hockey bag

Best crash and burn by a ref

dump and chase · Post by **dump and chase** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:27 pm

Best pregame meal

Best pregame ritual, or superstition

Tenoverpar · Post by **Tenoverpar** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:49 pm

-Best Pee Wee player who is actually a AAA player from the Fire that is a birth year younger

-Best socks to wear with your skates

-Best mustard for your hot dog/pretzel

-Best hockey bag deodorant ball

starmvp · Post by **starmvp** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:52 pm

Best Bantam C Forward from D3

Weirdest Warm-up Drill

O-townClown · Post by **O-townClown** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:18 pm

Best Pee Wee aged son of an NHL executive that changed teams midseason.

Can one player win more than one award, or does being named "Best Tape Job" prevent someone from garnering more hardware?

Here's a question...at what age does Dad stop taping the stick and let little Junior do it himself?

northwoods oldtimer · Post by **northwoods oldtimer** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:19 am

Here's a question...at what age does Dad stop taping the stick and let little Junior do it himself?

That is an easy one to answer O-town.

Age 5 up north.

Age 18 in the metro.

"Biggest Lip-Jacker"

"Most out of control fans"

"Best Dressed Flannel Head"

conditioningsucks · Post by **conditioningsucks** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:48 am

Here are a few more:

BEST LEFT DEFENSEMAN ON THE PENALTY KILL

BEST FORWARD IN THE NEUTRAL ZONE

BEST 'DISGUSTED WITH REF' PENALTY RANT

BEST AT 'PALMING' THEIR MOUTHGUARD RATHER THAN WEARING IT

conditioningsucks · Post by **conditioningsucks** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:49 am

Here are a few more:

BEST LEFT DEFENSEMAN ON THE PENALTY KILL

BEST FORWARD IN THE NEUTRAL ZONE

BEST 'DISGUSTED WITH REF' PENALTY RANT

BEST AT 'PALMING' THEIR MOUTHGUARD RATHER THAN WEARING IT

HustleandFlow · Post by **HustleandFlow** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:28 am

elliot - From everything I have read over the past couple years you are on the MH board correct? Our association told the coaches here in the metro it was required by USAH/MH. I would say 4 out of 5 coaches think this blue puck is a joke, the thing bounces around like a freakin' superball.

nobama · Post by **nobama** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:28 am

Best forward in the neutral Zone now thats a easy one and Funny too.....

How about best early season fisherman becauase he put his goals before the team goals.

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