2011 State Tourney Phil Housley One-Liners

hshockeyfan53 · Post by **hshockeyfan53** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:44 pm

Ok lets hear the stupid lines that he says during the games.... I've already heard at least 5 but can't remember them.

HSS · Post by **HSS** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:46 pm

We should have had an over under on how many times he would say STA is doing a great job breaking out of their zone!

hshockeyfan53 · Post by **hshockeyfan53** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:50 pm

I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all

hshockeyfan53 · Post by **hshockeyfan53** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:23 pm

referring to New Ulm's section they came from "They came from a great section" Really Phil? Stop talking

youngblood08 · Post by **youngblood08** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:39 pm

hshockeyfan53 wrote:I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all

It was the 1st short-handed goal STA has scored this year. What was so hard about that?

PuckU126 · Post by **PuckU126** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:02 pm

Phil Housley and Clay Matvick mistaking the Ralph Engelstad Arena in TRF from the one in GF.

hshockeyfan53 · Post by **hshockeyfan53** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:21 pm

youngblood08 wrote:
hshockeyfan53 wrote:I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all
It was the 1st short-handed goal STA has scored this year. What was so hard about that?

Thats not how he worded it

PuckU126 · Post by **PuckU126** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:22 pm

hshockeyfan53 wrote:
youngblood08 wrote:
hshockeyfan53 wrote:I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all
It was the 1st short-handed goal STA has scored this year. What was so hard about that?
Thats not how he worded it

It was worded poorly.

Edger · Post by **Edger** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:49 pm

Latest one cracked me up ...

"they're really starting to get puck deeps"

Edger · Post by **Edger** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:51 pm

Btw ... loved Bret Hedican, killed some time during the blow-out ... good idea.
Number of times he called Phil "Howie" ? - approximately 712 in 5 minutes.

PeterDenton · Post by **PeterDenton** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:59 pm

"yeah both teams had little fleuries in the front net"

BarTender3035 · Post by **BarTender3035** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:02 pm

If I hear "heavy shot" one more time, my phone will have a heavy shot at the t.v.

Edger · Post by **Edger** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:09 pm

BarTender3035 wrote:If I hear "heavy shot" one more time, my phone will have a heavy shot at the t.v.

No doubt

wblhcky24 · Post by **wblhcky24** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:12 pm

Do they really have to say the breck school every time they talk about them? just say breck!!

Edger · Post by **Edger** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:13 pm

Can't believe Orville Redenbacher is still up doing the in-between period stuff.
Gotta be past his bed time. There's a nursing home out there who's short one tonight at bed-check.

ICE23 · Post by **ICE23** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:08 pm

youngblood08 wrote:
hshockeyfan53 wrote:I think he said something like "St. Thomas has scored shorthanded this year but that is the first shorthanded goal while on the penalty kill" ????????? maybe I'm missing something but that makes no sense at all
It was the 1st short-handed goal STA has scored this year. What was so hard about that?

STA had 7 short handed goals during the regular season

Weekend_Warrior · Post by **Weekend_Warrior** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:42 pm

The one that made me laugh a little bit, was when Phil was talking about some kid and how he had "worked his little rear off." Because I thought to myself, "What difference does it make if it's a small or large rear? Has he been checking out this kids ass in secret or something."

UntouchableFlow · Post by **UntouchableFlow** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:07 am

Weekend_Warrior wrote:The one that made me laugh a little bit, was when Phil was talking about some kid and how he had "worked his little rear off." Because I thought to myself, "What difference does it make if it's a small or large rear? Has he been checking out this kids ass in secret or something."

This actually made me laugh out loud!

pacman · Post by **pacman** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:18 am

When talking about goals scored vs Goals allowed in the playoffs..Housley said "Hermantown had the best record in class A when it comes to goals allowed vs goals scored in the section tournament at 17 scored, 3 allowed. (nevermind the fact that Hibbing had 18 goals scored, 1 allowed)

Nostalgic Nerd · Post by **Nostalgic Nerd** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:29 am

When he said the New Ulm goalie had 'a good game' even though he gave up 10 goals. I mean c'mon man...

SEMNHOCKEYFAN · Post by **SEMNHOCKEYFAN** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:25 am

wblhcky24 wrote:Do they really have to say the breck school every time they talk about them? just say breck!!

They did the same thing with lourdes they called them "Rochester"

youngblood08 · Post by **youngblood08** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:39 am

PuckU126 wrote:Phil Housley and Clay Matvick mistaking the Ralph Engelstad Arena in TRF from the one in GF.

Maybe you should get a clue!

http://www.reatrf.com/ one of the nicest arenas in the State.

blueliner5 · Post by **blueliner5** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:59 am

Edger wrote:Can't believe Orville Redenbacher is still up doing the in-between period stuff.
Gotta be past his bed time. There's a nursing home out there who's short one tonight at bed-check.

WB6162 · Post by **WB6162** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:28 am

I feel bad for the Stillwater people having to put up with that idiot. Please tell me he is going away after yet another fail in the sections.

youngblood08 · Post by **youngblood08** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:42 am

WB6162 wrote:I feel bad for the Stillwater people having to put up with that idiot. Please tell me he is going away after yet another fail in the sections.