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rainier wrote:Here's another tidbit of info for you Class A Private School Defenders (CAPSDs). I was leafing through the 7A playoff program I got today and I happen to notice they listed the girls' hockey state tourney results from the last decade. Not being much of a girls' hockey fan, I was surprised and then not surprised to see who has been winning the majority of the Class A titles the last 10 years...Metro Private Schools! (Gasp!)

In fact, if you combine the boys Class A winners since 2000 with the girls Class A winners since its inception in 2002, you find that private schools from a major metropolitan area have won titles 18 out of 25 times. Great job guys!

I now see how this story goes. Private schools were founded so they could create their own little perfect worlds. They get to choose who they let in to keep out the riff-raff, special needs kids, and other unwashed undesirables. Then they charge exorbitant sums of money so they can have student/teacher ratios so low that it ensures the kids have their hands held the entire way through school. Then the kids are indoctrinated with marketing slogans so they can parrot to other potential customers all of the selling points of their school.

Everything was going great until some of them realized there was one area of the high school experience they had yet to gain any respect in: athletics. They gnashed their teeth and grumbled until one day a gift fell from the sky: Class A hockey. All of a sudden here was their chance to shine.

Now they would no longer have to compete with all the big mean public schools surrounding them, schools that were almost all in AA because they were also located in a major metropolitan area. This was too good to be true! They could now play against teams like Eveleth, TRF, and Alexandria, towns with fixed talent pools 1/1000th the size of that in the major metropolitan area.

This was going to be like taking candy from a public school-attending baby.

The private schools funneled money into their hockey programs, enticing kids from the metro with free tuition, brand new facilities, and the other trappings their perfect educational world offered. Kids came from all over the major metropolitan area; they were drawing top players from multiple AA-sized areas yet they could remain single A. The final piece of their perfect world was put into place.

They started to dominate just as they had planned, winning title after title, putting teams on the ice loaded with future D1 players. But then something went awry. Instead of gaining respect from the MN HS hockey community, one of the most fervent HS fan bases in the country, they became pariahs, as radio personalities, TV analysts, and even the Godfather of MN hockey himself Lou Nanne began to publicly question the morality of All-Star teams from a major metropolitan area playing in Class A. Hockey fans groaned as they watched the annual quarterfinal blowouts in which a school from a town of 5,000 got embarrassed by a private school located in a major metropolitan area of 2.5 million people.

Some schools responded to the shaming by moving up, while others insisted that they were just following the rules and that their titles were as legitimate as anyone else's. Incredulous observers looked on as these private schools did the impossible: they had made themselves even more unlikable than before.

In their quest to create educational utopia, these private schools had reached for the sun only to end up getting burned.

Perhaps there is a reason it took STA 121 years of existence in a major metropolitan area before they won any kind of hockey trophy. They were biding their time, waiting for the right advantageous opportunity to strike.

Oh dear Cadets (and other CAPSDs), do not be offended by this tale of greed, immorality, and shame. It is not meant to do that, it is only meant to take you Ex Umbris In Veritatem.

Wishing you the best this postseason,
Your simple-minded straw man, Rainier
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rainier wrote:Here's another tidbit of info for you Class A Private School Defenders (CAPSDs). I was leafing through the 7A playoff program I got today and I happen to notice they listed the girls' hockey state tourney results from the last decade. Not being much of a girls' hockey fan, I was surprised and then not surprised to see who has been winning the majority of the Class A titles the last 10 years...Metro Private Schools! (Gasp!)

In fact, if you combine the boys Class A winners since 2000 with the girls Class A winners since its inception in 2002, you find that private schools from a major metropolitan area have won titles 18 out of 25 times. Great job guys!

I now see how this story goes. Private schools were founded so they could create their own little perfect worlds. They get to choose who they let in to keep out the riff-raff, special needs kids, and other unwashed undesirables. Then they charge exorbitant sums of money so they can have student/teacher ratios so low that it ensures the kids have their hands held the entire way through school. Then the kids are indoctrinated with marketing slogans so they can parrot to other potential customers all of the selling points of their school.

Everything was going great until some of them realized there was one area of the high school experience they had yet to gain any respect in: athletics. They gnashed their teeth and grumbled until one day a gift fell from the sky: Class A hockey. All of a sudden here was their chance to shine.

Now they would no longer have to compete with all the big mean public schools surrounding them, schools that were almost all in AA because they were also located in a major metropolitan area. This was too good to be true! They could now play against teams like Eveleth, TRF, and Alexandria, towns with fixed talent pools 1/1000th the size of that in the major metropolitan area.

This was going to be like taking candy from a public school-attending baby.

The private schools funneled money into their hockey programs, enticing kids from the metro with free tuition, brand new facilities, and the other trappings their perfect educational world offered. Kids came from all over the major metropolitan area; they were drawing top players from multiple AA-sized areas yet they could remain single A. The final piece of their perfect world was put into place.

They started to dominate just as they had planned, winning title after title, putting teams on the ice loaded with future D1 players. But then something went awry. Instead of gaining respect from the MN HS hockey community, one of the most fervent HS fan bases in the country, they became pariahs, as radio personalities, TV analysts, and even the Godfather of MN hockey himself Lou Nanne began to publicly question the morality of All-Star teams from a major metropolitan area playing in Class A. Hockey fans groaned as they watched the annual quarterfinal blowouts in which a school from a town of 5,000 got embarrassed by a private school located in a major metropolitan area of 2.5 million people.

Some schools responded to the shaming by moving up, while others insisted that they were just following the rules and that their titles were as legitimate as anyone else's. Incredulous observers looked on as these private schools did the impossible: they had made themselves even more unlikable than before.

In their quest to create educational utopia, these private schools had reached for the sun only to end up getting burned.

Perhaps there is a reason it took STA 121 years of existence in a major metropolitan area before they won any kind of hockey trophy. They were biding their time, waiting for the right advantageous opportunity to strike.

Oh dear Cadets (and other CAPSDs), do not be offended by this tale of greed, immorality, and shame. It is not meant to do that, it is only meant to take you Ex Umbris In Veritatem.

Wishing you the best this postseason,
Your simple-minded straw man, Rainier
Rainier connecting the dots and uncovering the vast Catholic conspiracy to take over the hockey world, bravo!

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Post by rainier »

thestickler07 wrote:
rainier wrote:Here's another tidbit of info for you Class A Private School Defenders (CAPSDs). I was leafing through the 7A playoff program I got today and I happen to notice they listed the girls' hockey state tourney results from the last decade. Not being much of a girls' hockey fan, I was surprised and then not surprised to see who has been winning the majority of the Class A titles the last 10 years...Metro Private Schools! (Gasp!)

In fact, if you combine the boys Class A winners since 2000 with the girls Class A winners since its inception in 2002, you find that private schools from a major metropolitan area have won titles 18 out of 25 times. Great job guys!

I now see how this story goes. Private schools were founded so they could create their own little perfect worlds. They get to choose who they let in to keep out the riff-raff, special needs kids, and other unwashed undesirables. Then they charge exorbitant sums of money so they can have student/teacher ratios so low that it ensures the kids have their hands held the entire way through school. Then the kids are indoctrinated with marketing slogans so they can parrot to other potential customers all of the selling points of their school.

Everything was going great until some of them realized there was one area of the high school experience they had yet to gain any respect in: athletics. They gnashed their teeth and grumbled until one day a gift fell from the sky: Class A hockey. All of a sudden here was their chance to shine.

Now they would no longer have to compete with all the big mean public schools surrounding them, schools that were almost all in AA because they were also located in a major metropolitan area. This was too good to be true! They could now play against teams like Eveleth, TRF, and Alexandria, towns with fixed talent pools 1/1000th the size of that in the major metropolitan area.

This was going to be like taking candy from a public school-attending baby.

The private schools funneled money into their hockey programs, enticing kids from the metro with free tuition, brand new facilities, and the other trappings their perfect educational world offered. Kids came from all over the major metropolitan area; they were drawing top players from multiple AA-sized areas yet they could remain single A. The final piece of their perfect world was put into place.

They started to dominate just as they had planned, winning title after title, putting teams on the ice loaded with future D1 players. But then something went awry. Instead of gaining respect from the MN HS hockey community, one of the most fervent HS fan bases in the country, they became pariahs, as radio personalities, TV analysts, and even the Godfather of MN hockey himself Lou Nanne began to publicly question the morality of All-Star teams from a major metropolitan area playing in Class A. Hockey fans groaned as they watched the annual quarterfinal blowouts in which a school from a town of 5,000 got embarrassed by a private school located in a major metropolitan area of 2.5 million people.

Some schools responded to the shaming by moving up, while others insisted that they were just following the rules and that their titles were as legitimate as anyone else's. Incredulous observers looked on as these private schools did the impossible: they had made themselves even more unlikable than before.

In their quest to create educational utopia, these private schools had reached for the sun only to end up getting burned.

Perhaps there is a reason it took STA 121 years of existence in a major metropolitan area before they won any kind of hockey trophy. They were biding their time, waiting for the right advantageous opportunity to strike.

Oh dear Cadets (and other CAPSDs), do not be offended by this tale of greed, immorality, and shame. It is not meant to do that, it is only meant to take you Ex Umbris In Veritatem.

Wishing you the best this postseason,
Your simple-minded straw man, Rainier
Rainier connecting the dots and uncovering the vast Catholic conspiracy to take over the hockey world, bravo!

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It all makes sense!!! It all makes sense!!!!
Such creativity in your response stickler, instead of actually thinking of a response on your own, you copy and paste a photo from the internet. Brilliant comeback! My head is a smoking stump.

I'm glad you know how to use Google, but next time why don't you try tapping into that "world-class" education you paid for and come up with something original.

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Post by rainier »

PuckU126 wrote:
rainier wrote:Here's another tidbit of info for you Class A Private School Defenders (CAPSDs). I was leafing through the 7A playoff program I got today and I happen to notice they listed the girls' hockey state tourney results from the last decade. Not being much of a girls' hockey fan, I was surprised and then not surprised to see who has been winning the majority of the Class A titles the last 10 years...Metro Private Schools! (Gasp!)

In fact, if you combine the boys Class A winners since 2000 with the girls Class A winners since its inception in 2002, you find that private schools from a major metropolitan area have won titles 18 out of 25 times. Great job guys!

I now see how this story goes. Private schools were founded so they could create their own little perfect worlds. They get to choose who they let in to keep out the riff-raff, special needs kids, and other unwashed undesirables. Then they charge exorbitant sums of money so they can have student/teacher ratios so low that it ensures the kids have their hands held the entire way through school. Then the kids are indoctrinated with marketing slogans so they can parrot to other potential customers all of the selling points of their school.

Everything was going great until some of them realized there was one area of the high school experience they had yet to gain any respect in: athletics. They gnashed their teeth and grumbled until one day a gift fell from the sky: Class A hockey. All of a sudden here was their chance to shine.

Now they would no longer have to compete with all the big mean public schools surrounding them, schools that were almost all in AA because they were also located in a major metropolitan area. This was too good to be true! They could now play against teams like Eveleth, TRF, and Alexandria, towns with fixed talent pools 1/1000th the size of that in the major metropolitan area.

This was going to be like taking candy from a public school-attending baby.

The private schools funneled money into their hockey programs, enticing kids from the metro with free tuition, brand new facilities, and the other trappings their perfect educational world offered. Kids came from all over the major metropolitan area; they were drawing top players from multiple AA-sized areas yet they could remain single A. The final piece of their perfect world was put into place.

They started to dominate just as they had planned, winning title after title, putting teams on the ice loaded with future D1 players. But then something went awry. Instead of gaining respect from the MN HS hockey community, one of the most fervent HS fan bases in the country, they became pariahs, as radio personalities, TV analysts, and even the Godfather of MN hockey himself Lou Nanne began to publicly question the morality of All-Star teams from a major metropolitan area playing in Class A. Hockey fans groaned as they watched the annual quarterfinal blowouts in which a school from a town of 5,000 got embarrassed by a private school located in a major metropolitan area of 2.5 million people.

Some schools responded to the shaming by moving up, while others insisted that they were just following the rules and that their titles were as legitimate as anyone else's. Incredulous observers looked on as these private schools did the impossible: they had made themselves even more unlikable than before.

In their quest to create educational utopia, these private schools had reached for the sun only to end up getting burned.

Perhaps there is a reason it took STA 121 years of existence in a major metropolitan area before they won any kind of hockey trophy. They were biding their time, waiting for the right advantageous opportunity to strike.

Oh dear Cadets (and other CAPSDs), do not be offended by this tale of greed, immorality, and shame. It is not meant to do that, it is only meant to take you Ex Umbris In Veritatem.

Wishing you the best this postseason,
Your simple-minded straw man, Rainier
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Using pre-made photos for your rebuttal? You must be so intelligent and creative.

I guess I should give you props for your mad copy-and-paste skills.

PuckU126: Another private school success story.
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Post by HShockeywatcher »

Just after your first completely respectful and rational post in a while (maybe ever) and when I finally thought we could engage is productive discourse, you follow it up with zero response to my questions and write about something that sounds like it could've come from a children's book.

If you would like to have an actual conversation, there are people here waiting. I, for one, would actually be interested in continuing the conversation you started. You made some great points and I believe I responded constructively.
If you, however, are just going to rant aimlessly about fictionally nonsense, this will continue to be as unproductive as the last 5 posts have been.

Your choice...
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Post by rainier »

HShockeywatcher wrote:Just after your first completely respectful and rational post in a while (maybe ever) and when I finally thought we could engage is productive discourse, you follow it up with zero response to my questions and write about something that sounds like it could've come from a children's book.

If you would like to have an actual conversation, there are people here waiting. I, for one, would actually be interested in continuing the conversation you started. You made some great points and I believe I responded constructively.
If you, however, are just going to rant aimlessly about fictionally nonsense, this will continue to be as unproductive as the last 5 posts have been.

Your choice...
Fair enough. I have a thought experiment for you. Pretend you have been placed in charge of the entire Hibbing hockey program, from youth to high school. Please tell me, in detail, what your plan would be for improving the hockey program to the point that it could compete with metro privates like STA and Breck.

Tell me how you would make Hibbing more "attractive", how you would increase resources, how you would upgrade facilities, and how you would create a program that would be top 3 in Class A every season.

You have repeatedly said that small communities have the potential to compete with the STAs of the Class A world, so now you get a chance to put that assertion to the test.

I actually hope you can come up with a brilliant strategy, because if you do, I will personally hand-deliver your plan to the hockey powers-that-be in Hibbing.

Now put on that thinking cap and go get em, Tiger!
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Post by HShockeywatcher »

rainier wrote:
HShockeywatcher wrote:Just after your first completely respectful and rational post in a while (maybe ever) and when I finally thought we could engage is productive discourse, you follow it up with zero response to my questions and write about something that sounds like it could've come from a children's book.

If you would like to have an actual conversation, there are people here waiting. I, for one, would actually be interested in continuing the conversation you started. You made some great points and I believe I responded constructively.
If you, however, are just going to rant aimlessly about fictionally nonsense, this will continue to be as unproductive as the last 5 posts have been.

Your choice...
Fair enough. I have a thought experiment for you. Pretend you have been placed in charge of the entire Hibbing hockey program, from youth to high school. Please tell me, in detail, what your plan would be for improving the hockey program to the point that it could compete with metro privates like STA and Breck.

Tell me how you would make Hibbing more "attractive", how you would increase resources, how you would upgrade facilities, and how you would create a program that would be top 3 in Class A every season.

You have repeatedly said that small communities have the potential to compete with the STAs of the Class A world, so now you get a chance to put that assertion to the test.

I actually hope you can come up with a brilliant strategy, because if you do, I will personally hand-deliver your plan to the hockey powers-that-be in Hibbing.

Now put on that thinking cap and go get em, Tiger!
You're going to still not respond to any of my post?
What is the point of my saying anything if you are going to simply ignore it and say something completely unrelated in response?

Like I said, the choice is yours...
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Post by rainier »

HShockeywatcher wrote:
rainier wrote:
HShockeywatcher wrote:Just after your first completely respectful and rational post in a while (maybe ever) and when I finally thought we could engage is productive discourse, you follow it up with zero response to my questions and write about something that sounds like it could've come from a children's book.

If you would like to have an actual conversation, there are people here waiting. I, for one, would actually be interested in continuing the conversation you started. You made some great points and I believe I responded constructively.
If you, however, are just going to rant aimlessly about fictionally nonsense, this will continue to be as unproductive as the last 5 posts have been.

Your choice...
Fair enough. I have a thought experiment for you. Pretend you have been placed in charge of the entire Hibbing hockey program, from youth to high school. Please tell me, in detail, what your plan would be for improving the hockey program to the point that it could compete with metro privates like STA and Breck.

Tell me how you would make Hibbing more "attractive", how you would increase resources, how you would upgrade facilities, and how you would create a program that would be top 3 in Class A every season.

You have repeatedly said that small communities have the potential to compete with the STAs of the Class A world, so now you get a chance to put that assertion to the test.

I actually hope you can come up with a brilliant strategy, because if you do, I will personally hand-deliver your plan to the hockey powers-that-be in Hibbing.

Now put on that thinking cap and go get em, Tiger!
You're going to still not respond to any of my post?
What is the point of my saying anything if you are going to simply ignore it and say something completely unrelated in response?

Like I said, the choice is yours...
Accept my challenge and I promise I will answer any question you want. I will analyze your plan thoroughly and allow you to respond to my responses. If possible, please put your plan in bullets or numbered so it is easy to respond.

Prove to me that a community such as Hibbing could be every bit as good as a metro private school.

It's your time to shine, HSHW!
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Post by HShockeywatcher »

rainier wrote:
HShockeywatcher wrote: Like I said, the choice is yours...
Accept my challenge and I promise I will answer any question you want. I will analyze your plan thoroughly and allow you to respond to my responses. If possible, please put your plan in bullets or numbered so it is easy to respond.

Prove to me that a community such as Hibbing could be every bit as good as a metro private school.

It's your time to shine, HSHW!
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Post by Ogie »

rainier wrote:
HShockeywatcher wrote:Just after your first completely respectful and rational post in a while (maybe ever) and when I finally thought we could engage is productive discourse, you follow it up with zero response to my questions and write about something that sounds like it could've come from a children's book.

If you would like to have an actual conversation, there are people here waiting. I, for one, would actually be interested in continuing the conversation you started. You made some great points and I believe I responded constructively.
If you, however, are just going to rant aimlessly about fictionally nonsense, this will continue to be as unproductive as the last 5 posts have been.

Your choice...
Fair enough. I have a thought experiment for you. Pretend you have been placed in charge of the entire Hibbing hockey program, from youth to high school. Please tell me, in detail, what your plan would be for improving the hockey program to the point that it could compete with metro privates like STA and Breck.

Tell me how you would make Hibbing more "attractive", how you would increase resources, how you would upgrade facilities, and how you would create a program that would be top 3 in Class A every season.

You have repeatedly said that small communities have the potential to compete with the STAs of the Class A world, so now you get a chance to put that assertion to the test.

I actually hope you can come up with a brilliant strategy, because if you do, I will personally hand-deliver your plan to the hockey powers-that-be in Hibbing.

Now put on that thinking cap and go get em, Tiger!
I have a thought experiment for you:

Think.


3......



2......



1.....



GO!.....:lol:
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Post by Ogie »

rainier wrote:
Accept my challenge and I promise I will answer any question you want. I will analyze your plan thoroughly and allow you to respond to my responses. If possible, please put your plan in bullets or numbered so it is easy to respond.

Prove to me that a community such as Hibbing could be every bit as good as a metro private school.

It's your time to shine, HSHW!
Wait a minute....

I thought that this thread was about private schools and gubbamint schools, not metro v. Hibbing.

How often to the goalposts get moved around here?
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Post by rainier »

HShockeywatcher wrote:
rainier wrote:
HShockeywatcher wrote: Like I said, the choice is yours...
Accept my challenge and I promise I will answer any question you want. I will analyze your plan thoroughly and allow you to respond to my responses. If possible, please put your plan in bullets or numbered so it is easy to respond.

Prove to me that a community such as Hibbing could be every bit as good as a metro private school.

It's your time to shine, HSHW!
](*,)
You won't accept my challenge? Why not? This is your big chance. There won't be any need to answer any of those other questions as your plan will lay out exactly how a small community can compete with metro privates and will put the matter to rest. I'm being totally serious here, I want to hear your plan.

All I want is for you to accept my challenge. If I have to answer your previous questions first, then I will. I will answer them once, and you can respond once, but then you must get down to the nitty gritty of formulating a plan for the elevation of Hibbing hockey to the metro private level. Feel free to take your time, I want to see your best work.

The Grand Unifying Theory eluded Einstein and haunted him on his deathbed, but you don't have to go out like that. You can show the world your grand theory for how a small outstate community can become as powerful as an STA or Breck.

You do understand what failure to accept this challenge implies, don't you?

I'm throwing you a meatball down the middle of the plate and you have the chance to turn on it. Knock it out of the park, big guy!

(As I said, if I have to answer your previous questions before you accept my challenge, I will)
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Post by rainier »

Ogie wrote:
rainier wrote:
Accept my challenge and I promise I will answer any question you want. I will analyze your plan thoroughly and allow you to respond to my responses. If possible, please put your plan in bullets or numbered so it is easy to respond.

Prove to me that a community such as Hibbing could be every bit as good as a metro private school.

It's your time to shine, HSHW!
Wait a minute....

I thought that this thread was about private schools and gubbamint schools, not metro v. Hibbing.

How often to the goalposts get moved around here?
The offer is open to you too, my dim-witted friend. Tell me your plan for making a small outstate program as consistently good as an STA or Breck. It doesn't have to be Hibbing, it can be any "gubbamint" school from outside the metro.

This is your big chance to flex those brawny brain muscles. Surely someone who has such a firm grasp on the complexities of economics can complete this simple task without much effort. If you need to wait until Glenn Beck is over before you post your plan, I understand; gotta refill the old idea tank now and again.

Don't worry, I'll allow you to keep using your thesaurus. I want full strength Ogie working on this.
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Post by Ogie »

The topic of the thread is gubbamint schools v. market based schools, not metro v. outstate, my uber-dimwitted friend.

Mebby you need a new thread to display your ignorance and bigotry.
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Post by rainier »

Ogie wrote:The topic of the thread is gubbamint schools v. market based schools, not metro v. outstate, my uber-dimwitted friend.

Mebby you need a new thread to display your ignorance and bigotry.
No, the topic of the thread is Private School Trash Talk Thread. Do you know how I know this? Because that is the name of the thread.

I love that you took my insult and added "uber" to it. You are the wind beneath my wings, Ogie.

Go ahead and take a shot at the "Rags to Riches" challenge that will prove once and for all that outstate schools can easily be as good as STA or Breck.
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Post by Ogie »

Apparently, you've taken the "trash talk" part to heart.

And have admitted to being deliberately insulting.


How old are you, about 14?
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Post by Ogie »

rainier wrote:
Go ahead and take a shot at the "Rags to Riches" challenge that will prove once and for all that outstate schools can easily be as good as STA or Breck.
So you have admitted to trying to hijack the thread from public v.private, to metro v. outstate.

Button it and make another thread.
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Post by PuckU126 »

rainier,

Why not just answer HSHW questions? He asked them 2 to 3 days ago, and he has awaited a response since. Although you claim you'll answer them; you're now holding your responses hostage for him to answer questions of your own...

"Bite the bullet" and just answer his questions for crying out loud. Plus, its HSHW; you should know by now he'll most likely give you a response in return. The guy loves to exchange opinions.

Until this exchange is completed, this thread is going no where... let's put the debate of private v. public back in action instead of this "banter" we've been exchanging for the last page or so.

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Post by thorhockey »

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Lets hear it you pompous, self important boobs. Would like to hear the answers so maybe the large metro schools could pick up an idea or two how to compete with the private steamrollers.
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Post by Pioneerprideguy »

thorhockey wrote:Image

Lets hear it you pompous, self important boobs. Would like to hear the answers so maybe the large metro schools could pick up an idea or two how to compete with the private steamrollers.
I don't hear too many Roseville people cry about their situation. They typically lose all kinds of players to private schools. Yet, they made it to the section finals last year. I think Tartan people should focus on trying to beat a public school in the first round rather than piss & moan about private schools.
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Would love to hear a response to rainier's challenge. I know it appears very slightly off-topic, but let's hear it. If we need to start a new thread with an appropriate topic, then I'm sure that can be done. However, the moderators want this thread to be where all this private/public debate takes place. So I think it could happen here. This would especially be pertinent to sucky public schools in sections 3a and 6a. Maybe we can finally take this "model" to our high school and youth programs and reconstruct them into a perennial winner.
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Here PPG I'll help you with this one.


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You sir, will never win this argument
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HShockeywatcher wrote:
rainier wrote:I'm not from Hermantown, I'm from Hibbing, and my team's history is a reason why I find trophy chasing metro private schools so repulsive.

Hibbing first went to Class A in 1994, and they went on to finish 2nd in state, losing to a Wyatt Smith led Warroad team. As fans, we did enjoy making it as far as we did, but there was some luster lost as we knew we were crushing overmatched teams SCC and Edison by a combined score of 18-4 in the quarters and semis.

Hibbing stayed in A for 95, but then opted up for the next 5 seasons because they knew great squads were coming up and staying in A would have been weak.

While Hibbing opted up, they had Page Stat ratings of 5, 22, 13, 11, and 12 before dropping to 46 in their 1st year back in A. They made it to the 7AA final twice, losing 3-2 to 23-0-1 Duluth East and 2-1 to eventual state champ Elk River in those seasons.

The bottom line is that Hibbing could have easily stayed in A over that span, and would have likely come home with at least a state title or two. They certainly would have been going to state every season. But even though state powers Duluth East, Greenway, Cloquet, Grand Rapids, and Elk River were in 7AA, they decided to play against the best instead of taking the sure thing.

Metro private schools such as STA, Breck, T-G, etc. can compete in AA and have a reasonable expectation to make it to state. But they don't. (STA finally did, mercifully) They are a business and their motive to earn is greater than their desire to challenge themselves. It hard to describe how revolting that is.

Enjoy your trophies, I guess. At least it's the sure thing.
Okay, I will answer your questions and then give you a chance for a response, but then I want to see you accept the ""Rags to Riches" challenge.

I understand everything you said in paragraphs 2-5, and it is great that you have finally actually explained your point of view (one of them) instead of just assuming everyone can read your mind. But I have two things (assuming you are willing to have a coherent conversation for once:

1. Why does this line of reasoning of yours only apply to schools from the metro and that are private? If it applied to Hibbing (outstate and public) 20 years ago, why does it not apply to those same schools now? What are the other outstate public schools that can reasonably opt up to AA? I can think of one: Hermantown, yet I can think of several privates that meet this standard: STA, Breck, T-G, Blake, Lourdes, and Duluth Marshall. And think about the public schools that do opt up: Roseau, Grand Rapids, Bemidji, and Cloquet. If these four teams played STA over the last 7 seasons what would the collective record have been? I would say 3-25. And if others don't opt up, then why does that make it okay for STA to not opt up? Aren't they leaders who teach integrity? Shouldn't they set a good example for all teams who should opt up?

While I don't share the opinion completely, I can at least understand the view 100% if you were to be saying that certain public schools should be opting up in recent years because they fit the mold as well. But it is lost on me why it only applies to private schools. The reason I'm not as hard on Hermantown is that they are a town of 9,000, but the metro privates are in a major metropolitan area of 2.5 million. If you don't see a major distinction there, I seriously question either your honesty or your IQ, depending on the sincerity of your belief.

2. Whether you want to admit it or not, unless a private school is young, they do not know for sure what their future will hold like, unless a public, outstate community. (Please write clear sentences, this last one is garbled.) In a typical year, most private schools will lose a decent amount of their top players to graduation (or other) and "be at the mercy" of new students. They can't know they will have sustained success as some public communities can.
I'm not saying this is a reason for a successful program to not opt up, (then this entire question helps your argument how?) just simply pointing out that it isn't exactly the same. There are multiple schools I can think of that fit this bill. (Please list them.)

Welcome to high school hockey. No one knows exactly what they will have every year. Players graduate from every school, kids quit, get suspended (Hibbing's 3rd best forward didn't play all season because of suspension), don't improve, get injured, leave for juniors, etc. But almost all teams, public and private, will have a good idea if they have a solid shot at going to state, which I think it a good criteria or opting up.

Also, I have a hard time believing a team like STA doesn't have a pretty good idea which bantams will be coming in. I don't think these kids pick their school on August 31st, it has likely been established beforehand. And BSM, Hill-Murray, Holy Angels, Holy Family, etc. seem to be okay with this uncertainty, why not the other privates?


As to your last point, the reason the change didn't happen isn't what you are claiming. You may not agree with the reason (there are alumni who don't, so you wouldn't be alone), but claiming something we know not to be true doesn't make sense just for the purpose of slander. Fair enough.
Okay, I have answered your questions. I am happy to give you a chance to respond, but then I really want you to take the "Rags to Riches" challenge. By taking the challenge, you will be able to kill two massive birds with one stone, which are:

1. You will be able to show us exactly how an outstate public school such as Hibbing can build themselves up to the level of an STA or Breck, thereby proving your assertion that metro privates schools do not have an overall advantage.

2. You will be able to offer the solution of all solutions. You repeatedly bemoan the fact that people only whine and blame and never offer any solutions. Well, here is your chance to take your own advice and show us your plan.

The "Rags to Riches" challenge can be your magic bullet, able to slay all doubters and whiners with one well-reasoned shot.

I await your responses.
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thestickler07 wrote:
rainier wrote:Here's another tidbit of info for you Class A Private School Defenders (CAPSDs). I was leafing through the 7A playoff program I got today and I happen to notice they listed the girls' hockey state tourney results from the last decade. Not being much of a girls' hockey fan, I was surprised and then not surprised to see who has been winning the majority of the Class A titles the last 10 years...Metro Private Schools! (Gasp!)

In fact, if you combine the boys Class A winners since 2000 with the girls Class A winners since its inception in 2002, you find that private schools from a major metropolitan area have won titles 18 out of 25 times. Great job guys!

I now see how this story goes. Private schools were founded so they could create their own little perfect worlds. They get to choose who they let in to keep out the riff-raff, special needs kids, and other unwashed undesirables. Then they charge exorbitant sums of money so they can have student/teacher ratios so low that it ensures the kids have their hands held the entire way through school. Then the kids are indoctrinated with marketing slogans so they can parrot to other potential customers all of the selling points of their school.

Everything was going great until some of them realized there was one area of the high school experience they had yet to gain any respect in: athletics. They gnashed their teeth and grumbled until one day a gift fell from the sky: Class A hockey. All of a sudden here was their chance to shine.

Now they would no longer have to compete with all the big mean public schools surrounding them, schools that were almost all in AA because they were also located in a major metropolitan area. This was too good to be true! They could now play against teams like Eveleth, TRF, and Alexandria, towns with fixed talent pools 1/1000th the size of that in the major metropolitan area.

This was going to be like taking candy from a public school-attending baby.

The private schools funneled money into their hockey programs, enticing kids from the metro with free tuition, brand new facilities, and the other trappings their perfect educational world offered. Kids came from all over the major metropolitan area; they were drawing top players from multiple AA-sized areas yet they could remain single A. The final piece of their perfect world was put into place.

They started to dominate just as they had planned, winning title after title, putting teams on the ice loaded with future D1 players. But then something went awry. Instead of gaining respect from the MN HS hockey community, one of the most fervent HS fan bases in the country, they became pariahs, as radio personalities, TV analysts, and even the Godfather of MN hockey himself Lou Nanne began to publicly question the morality of All-Star teams from a major metropolitan area playing in Class A. Hockey fans groaned as they watched the annual quarterfinal blowouts in which a school from a town of 5,000 got embarrassed by a private school located in a major metropolitan area of 2.5 million people.

Some schools responded to the shaming by moving up, while others insisted that they were just following the rules and that their titles were as legitimate as anyone else's. Incredulous observers looked on as these private schools did the impossible: they had made themselves even more unlikable than before.

In their quest to create educational utopia, these private schools had reached for the sun only to end up getting burned.

Perhaps there is a reason it took STA 121 years of existence in a major metropolitan area before they won any kind of hockey trophy. They were biding their time, waiting for the right advantageous opportunity to strike.

Oh dear Cadets (and other CAPSDs), do not be offended by this tale of greed, immorality, and shame. It is not meant to do that, it is only meant to take you Ex Umbris In Veritatem.

Wishing you the best this postseason,
Your simple-minded straw man, Rainier
Rainier connecting the dots and uncovering the vast Catholic conspiracy to take over the hockey world, bravo!

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It all makes sense!!! It all makes sense!!!!
No doubt that the Bergerbilders and the lizard people are in on this one!

Best get both Alex Jones and David Icke on the horn, pronto! :lol:
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