What was it you said about staying on topic?Ogie wrote:No doubt that the Bergerbilders and the lizard people are in on this one!thestickler07 wrote:Rainier connecting the dots and uncovering the vast Catholic conspiracy to take over the hockey world, bravo!rainier wrote:Here's another tidbit of info for you Class A Private School Defenders (CAPSDs). I was leafing through the 7A playoff program I got today and I happen to notice they listed the girls' hockey state tourney results from the last decade. Not being much of a girls' hockey fan, I was surprised and then not surprised to see who has been winning the majority of the Class A titles the last 10 years...Metro Private Schools! (Gasp!)
In fact, if you combine the boys Class A winners since 2000 with the girls Class A winners since its inception in 2002, you find that private schools from a major metropolitan area have won titles 18 out of 25 times. Great job guys!
I now see how this story goes. Private schools were founded so they could create their own little perfect worlds. They get to choose who they let in to keep out the riff-raff, special needs kids, and other unwashed undesirables. Then they charge exorbitant sums of money so they can have student/teacher ratios so low that it ensures the kids have their hands held the entire way through school. Then the kids are indoctrinated with marketing slogans so they can parrot to other potential customers all of the selling points of their school.
Everything was going great until some of them realized there was one area of the high school experience they had yet to gain any respect in: athletics. They gnashed their teeth and grumbled until one day a gift fell from the sky: Class A hockey. All of a sudden here was their chance to shine.
Now they would no longer have to compete with all the big mean public schools surrounding them, schools that were almost all in AA because they were also located in a major metropolitan area. This was too good to be true! They could now play against teams like Eveleth, TRF, and Alexandria, towns with fixed talent pools 1/1000th the size of that in the major metropolitan area.
This was going to be like taking candy from a public school-attending baby.
The private schools funneled money into their hockey programs, enticing kids from the metro with free tuition, brand new facilities, and the other trappings their perfect educational world offered. Kids came from all over the major metropolitan area; they were drawing top players from multiple AA-sized areas yet they could remain single A. The final piece of their perfect world was put into place.
They started to dominate just as they had planned, winning title after title, putting teams on the ice loaded with future D1 players. But then something went awry. Instead of gaining respect from the MN HS hockey community, one of the most fervent HS fan bases in the country, they became pariahs, as radio personalities, TV analysts, and even the Godfather of MN hockey himself Lou Nanne began to publicly question the morality of All-Star teams from a major metropolitan area playing in Class A. Hockey fans groaned as they watched the annual quarterfinal blowouts in which a school from a town of 5,000 got embarrassed by a private school located in a major metropolitan area of 2.5 million people.
Some schools responded to the shaming by moving up, while others insisted that they were just following the rules and that their titles were as legitimate as anyone else's. Incredulous observers looked on as these private schools did the impossible: they had made themselves even more unlikable than before.
In their quest to create educational utopia, these private schools had reached for the sun only to end up getting burned.
Perhaps there is a reason it took STA 121 years of existence in a major metropolitan area before they won any kind of hockey trophy. They were biding their time, waiting for the right advantageous opportunity to strike.
Oh dear Cadets (and other CAPSDs), do not be offended by this tale of greed, immorality, and shame. It is not meant to do that, it is only meant to take you Ex Umbris In Veritatem.
Wishing you the best this postseason,
Your simple-minded straw man, Rainier
It all makes sense!!! It all makes sense!!!!
Best get both Alex Jones and David Icke on the horn, pronto!
And when it comes to Info Wars, you would be Poland.
Feel like commenting on public vs private school hockey? Have you mentioned a single word about high school hockey yet? It is the subject of this entire forum, you know. Do you have a favorite team? What did you think of the Tier I-Tier II arrangement back in the early 90's? Do you know what icing is? I know Fox and Friends don't usually discuss whether Austin Poganski will be able to lead his Crusaders past Jake Zeleznikar's Hawks for the 5A title, but I would expect someone who posts on a high school hockey forum to occasionally post something about high school hockey.
I'm still trying to remember what it was you said about staying on topic?