Best/ Funniest Newspaper Headline

[koren808]

What is the best or funniest headline you have ever seen? I bring this to attention because I came across this story: <br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.local6.com/news/4285281/detail.html" target="top">www.local6.com/news/4285281/detail.html</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>Now obviously I don't think this is the funniest or best, but it reminded me of when a couple of years ago the Los Angeles Clippers tried to trade for Wang Zhi-Zhi of the Dallas Mavericks. The headline: "CLIPPERS MAKE MOVE FOR MAVERICKS' WANG."<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Anybody else know of any funny headlines? <p></p><i></i>

[reddy44]

A few years ago there was one in the Fargo Forum:<br> Fertile Woman Killed in Climax<br><br><br>Fertile and Climax are two small towns between moorhead and Grand forks <p></p><i></i>

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