Ever see something on the internet...

[koren808]

that you hated so much, you just wanted something to happen to it? I found a site that will give you that chance...<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.netdisaster.com" target="top">www.netdisaster.com</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>You can "destroy" any site you wanted to by a number of means, like meteors, nukes, floods, spilled coffee and even Mars Attacks! <br><br>And for all those who want more action taken against Iraq (try not to make this a political thread), here is a sample of one...<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?url=h ... on&lang=en" target="top">www.netdisaster.com/go.php?url=http://l ... on&lang=en </a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>One well placed click, and, well, you'll see. <p></p><i></i>

[EREmpireStrikesBack]

Oh NO! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... lasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?url=h ... on=massive" target="top">Worst Attack Ever!!!</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

[Hillfan]

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Nice ER...Nice. <p></p><i></i>

[starsalum]

I took out Syria.. <p></p><i></i>

[Hillfan]

I just took out Todd Bertuzzi's page on the Canucks site. <p></p><i></i>

[koren808]

Anybody ever hear of <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.gizoogle.com" target="top">www.gizoogle.com</a><!--EZCODE LINK END-->? What it does is it translates the site from normal English to, um, ghetto speak, for a lack of a better word. It works with most sites, such as Lee's minnhock site: <br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://w ... nnrght.htm" target="top">sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.minnhock.com/minnrght.htm</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>I like Moorheads name, and I can't even tell what #15 in AA is or #8 in A, but their funny too, as is Mitch's name. The whole thing is like that.<br><br>EDIT- I'm guessing that #8 in A is Rochester Lourdes. It is referenced later as "Drug Dealer Lourdes" in the 2nd to last paragraph. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p074.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... oren808</A> at: 3/29/05 10:02 pm<br></i>

[EREmpireStrikesBack]

Haha, that's sweet <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... lasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

[koren808]

The funniest of these that I saw (I found this from another message board) was of nfl draft countdown's mock draft.<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://w ... draft.html" target="top">sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/sub/mo ... <!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>It would be sweet to draft a LB named Clockin' Brotha (#32 to NE, really Channing Crowder) or a WR named R-O-Double-Dizzy White (#28 to SD, really Roddy White).<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>But the best is the first line in the Vikings first pick:<br><br>What it normally says: After essentially trading Randy Moss for this pick you can bet the Vikings will be looking to make a splash and add a player who will help fans get over the loss of one of the most explosive offensive threats in league history.<br><br>What Gizoogle says: Drug Deala essentially trad'n Randy Moss fo` this pizzy you can bet tha Vik'n will be look'n ta makes a splash n add a brotha who wizzy hizzay fans git over tha loss of one of tha most explosive offensive threats in league history with my forty-fo' mag.<br><br>Just to bad they couldn't change "After" to "McCombs"<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[east hockey]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>I can't even tell what #15 in AA is or #8 in A, but their funny too, as is Mitch's name.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>#15 in AA is Hastings. #8 in A is Hibbing.<br><br>If you right click on the right frame of minnhock.com and then select "view source" and scroll down, you'll see I still have the Top 15 rankings but coded as comments so they don't show on the site. Easier to just maintain them that way during the off-season than to remember how the heck I coded them when the next season starts.<br><br>Lee <p>____________<br>Message Board arsonist since 2005</p><i></i>

[EREmpireStrikesBack]

Lee has no sense of humor... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... lasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

[koren808]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>#15 in AA is Hastings. #8 in A is Hibbing.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>Its just too bad that the names changed from what it was last night. Hastings was something like "Bastin'" and Hibbing was "weed-smokin." Now when I look they are more normal.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :\ --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ohwell.gif ALT=":\"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[MulletMan]

This is pretty sweet.<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode= ... <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p074.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... lletMan</A> at: 4/2/05 11:54 pm<br></i>