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koren808 · Post by **koren808** » Tue May 10, 2005 3:32 pm

Site called <a href="http://www.bash.org" target="top">www.bash.org</a>. Its a site made up of funny quotes in a chat room or instant messaging. Here are some of the better ones: <lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic" <lib1790> this is what one kid wrote: <lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. <lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. <lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. <lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic). <liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic). <lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic. <lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit <Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"> <Fireslide> *this * Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›) <Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"> <Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"> * Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax <Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.' * Dark_Fax makes noises and b****s because he's out of paper ant toner * <Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today. <Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!! <SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu * Dark_Fax displays wrong time * * Dark_Fax rings for no reason * * Kami is now known as VCR-clock * Dark_Fax gets a paper jam * * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks <Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR * VCR-clock blinks <Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR * VCR-clock blinks <VCR-clock> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"> * Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter * <Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!! * Dark_Fax rings again for no reason * * VCR-clock blinks some more * SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here * Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!! * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks <SailorV> EEEE! * SailorV unplugs the VCR * VCR-clock has quit IRC * Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox <Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that <M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? <p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics <p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free <O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows <FEMALE INTERVIEWER<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? <GENERAL REINWALD<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? <GENERAL REINWALD<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? <GENERAL REINWALD<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> But you're equipping them to become violent killers. <GENERAL REINWALD<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... ns/mad.gif ALT=">:"> Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines! <pihlopase> Jesus Saves <jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE ------------------- "75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:10 pm

Those are good, I've got an e-mail full of some. I'll have to skim through it cuz most can't be posted on here without me taking a Lee-Sponsored Vacation from the site <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... lasses.gif ALT="8)"> Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls

koren808 · Post by **koren808** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:38 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr> I'll have to skim through it cuz most can't be posted on here without me taking a Lee-Sponsored Vacation from the site<hr></blockquote> This site has a lot of those, too. Speaking of Lee, what happened to him? Is he taking a break from the board for the summer or what. I haven't seen him post in a while... ------------------- "75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot

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