Blue Bayou, by Linda Ronstadt

[Videoscout]

Hay blue bayou ---- miz-self hazz a hurd thdat yewth r gonna beeze atcha crossssslaaakkke legion cum fry-day evening. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> - iz dis a truism? fast eddie ----- hearz wheeze cums!!!!--- <br><br>no madder how hardz miz-self try's --- miz-self can't emulate da king uv ships - so wheel 'av ta try 'an make it a 'realism' at da bawling ally McBeal. <p></p><i></i>

[slapshooter]

Well Vide<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Sc<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ut,<br><br>Looks like you've been brushin' up on your 'Anglitch' lately though the message you've displayed above has absolutely 'blew balmy'. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Y<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> erz goona git y<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> erz ax shipped when we next meet on the tee. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>L<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 0] --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /alien.gif ALT="0]"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> E, SL<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> PSH<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> TER.<br><br>(...a legend in his <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> wn mind...) <p></p><i></i>

[packerboy]

As I have posted before, there is no question that Anglitch will become the universal language very soon. I am sure slappy and VS were at Mass on Sunday and noticed that parts of the service are being said in Anglitch. <br><br>People really have taken to it because they are sick of trying to read directions in Spanish and French every time they have to do some" light assembly". I mean they give you a third of the directions in English but the rest are in foreign languages...geez.<br><br>I had to fly to Tulsa the other week and noticed that my flights boarding call was in Anglitch which is good because thanks to the genius of bluesbuddy, I am better at Anglitch than any other language. <br><br>I used to know English pretty well but nobody speaks that anymore especially if you want a burger.<br><br>Say, maybe instead of making a movie we should do an infomercial featuring bluesbuddy and how to speak Anglitch. <br> <p></p><i></i>

[bluesbuddy]

hay videodrome --- it'z defiantly a truism dat mah-self willz be at dat legionnaire's watering hole in dat crossed lake community on fry-day evening gown.<br><br>'an den mah-self willz pack up my blues cd's 'an head on 'oer to braindead 'an spin sum uv mah walter trout charisma around dat bawling alley wit michael mic farlan. <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins ... ce_prv.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>'an yewz packem-up boyz --- mah-self wood luv ta do an informational commercial to enlighten doze uv yewz dat want ta udderstand doze flighty attendants when dey show yewz ahlz how ta buckle yerz seat beltz - use yerz seat az a float-tatious ta tas so yewz dont drownz - 'an breed threw dat oxygen doodad dat fallz down in frunt uv yerz face when da terrorists blow a hole in da side uv da fuselage.<br><br>'an az far az yewz r concerned slip bobber --- mah-self haz mah-self's money on ole videovince az yewz two prepare ta put yerz Titleist Pro V1's on da wooden tee in da tea box.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... lasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> - mah-self quit smok'in ferz awhilez. <p></p><i></i>

[slapshooter]

That's right packerboy! You know it and I know it!<br><br>'Anglitch' is unstopable as we saw in the numerous displays of the growing form of communication during the weeks leading up to the playoffs. Everybody ( who was anybody) was giving it a shot and the place was booming<br>just like you said.<br><br>And Blues <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Buddy.<br>Yewz bitter git yerz chick book out cuz video-drome willz bee reseevin a goot ax chippin' win ah spring ma knew Callaways ( in da black box) to duh tea box an raindeer doze Pro V1's obsoleet at duh gulf corse. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Shortly after ah praktiss wit ma knew nikee mojo's at duh driven ranger.<br><br>Yewz dozent av a J<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :x --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/sick.gif ALT=":x"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ez Cluezless wut ah kin due wit doze shiney knew ballz o' mine! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>And ahm afrade itz'll acaust yewz two find out! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START >D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/grin.gif ALT=" >D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>L<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 0] --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /alien.gif ALT="0]"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> E, SL<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> PSH<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> TER.<br><br>(...a legend in his <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> wn mind...)<br> <p></p><i></i>

[packerboy]

Well boys, sent to our rooms again. <br><br>Change is hard for some. They feel threatened and lash out. I know learning Anglitch wont be easy for some but its somehting that we all have to face. <br><br>Heck, I think the movie ought to done in Anglitch with subtitles. <br><br>I mean, its better to adopt Anglitch than to require every one to post in English followed by Spanish. <br><br>I suppose once the infomercial is out, people will be a little more receptive.<br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[BELOW 0 ZERO]

if yewz billed it ... dey will cum<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>