Man behind the curtain

Stitch Lips · Post by **Stitch Lips** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:20 pm

i have heard through bluesbuddy's grapewine that videoscout is the man behind the curtain. some believe he is the master puppeteer controlling the shady bunch. i have even heard that slapshooter and videoscout are the same girl. is there any truth to this rumor? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"> my lips are stitched

bluesbuddy · Post by **bluesbuddy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:25 pm

hay stitchy pooh ---ware'z yewz ben?!?! 'avn't spoke wit da sc<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> ut fer a few dayz. guess hiz huckey teem kicked da ship out uv dat keyshawn chamber teem 11-2 da udder night. anywayz --- what yewz herd frum my grapewine wuz da same grapewine dat mr. magoo [mogy] served mah-self da udder night at steve shepherd'z night club on elbow lake, near fungus fallz. da sc<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> ut haz much influenza over slip bobber --- but he ain't know jack kennedy!! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> wright packerboy? Zorro? Chris K?<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:39 pm

Well, lipman's question is a good one. Laet me see if I can answer it this way: Slappy is he as you are me and videscout is banned as we are all bluesbuddy. Dats esactly correct boozeman. U should be drinkin dat ceasar chavez ravine stuf instaed of da grapewine. Even if slappme aint no jack kennedy..he is lots smarter dan da liberal qualbird guy ..at least accordian to da benson burner.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:02 pm

We must not be in Kansas anymore..... Well da lippy guy got us sent to da Cafe. Just like Videoscout<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> always used to do. Hmmmm

RinkRat10506 · Post by **RinkRat10506** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:20 pm

Why did Videoscout get banned?

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:26 pm

He posted something that the Mitch thought was offensive. So,the guy that used to give us reports on big games that he filmed across the northern part of the state involving teams that all of us are interestred in but few of us could see cant post anymore. I say we petition the governor for clememcy. Pawlenty is an old SSP hockey guy...he'll understand.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:21 pm

Rumor is the 'Shady Bunch' is a reincarnation of the 'James Gang' and this forum is just a front for their illegal activities... No, wait, that is just the premise for my next novel... sorry boys.

Stitch Lips · Post by **Stitch Lips** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:52 pm

i ran into the scout last night at the grand rapids/brainerd tilt. he was all over the rink in the first period when rapids was domintating the game. he was on his cell phone alot, supposively talking to three edmonton oiler scouts that were keying on Joe Stejskal (JLS81 ... you must be proud) and telling the buffalo sabres that they'll have to wait for fox sports to tape friday's game against the moorhead spuds because there is no free lunch in videoscout's world. videogout was floating through the crowd incognito sans camera. scout says he's taking december off to allow teams to settle down and gel a bit. rumors abound that he's boycotting the whole video gig until mitch and bud selig allow he and pete rose back on the pedestals so they can emulate bad habbit. scout insists that those rumors are not true, and especially the one about possibly setting up contracts with crosby-ironton-aitken and bagley. i saw him flirting with some hockey moms and shooting the bullwhip with below0zero, kranky, bluesbuddy, and some grand rapids parents. i think that was pat white's parents he was sitting with during the third period. scout says he misses the board and all his colleagues from the shady bunch. he especially wanted me to say 'hi' to packerboy and slapshooter. he said that those two prolific posters keep the fire burning. the scout says he's 'semi-retired' right now and is possibly planning on moving on to a different chapter in his life. he's taped games for 16 years but has other interests as well. i'm convinced that slapshooter and videoscout are not the same person. but the genetic make-up is nearly identical <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> maybe it's not so much about the 'man behind the curtain' but rather the men behind the curtain. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif ALT=":|"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT=":x"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> - "The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable." -- H.L. Mencken, Prejudices: First Series. if there was anything that i truly miss about videoscout, it was his post-ending quotes that reinforced all his points in matters at hand. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b">

bluesbuddy · Post by **bluesbuddy** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:10 pm

da gout-man hath no fury like a womenth scorn. da man behindz da curtain iz truly a phantom in disguise with diamondz. hiz white hair resemblez that phantom guy hoo pulled da wool over everywon in crookrock back in 1975. mah-self tinks dat ta be a truism. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"> <img src="http://www.churchofreality.org/images/m ... urtain.jpg" style="border:0;"/> pay tension to dat man behindz da curtain. cuz he 'an da slapshooter gotsa planz to make sum muzak. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> wright oh fer turdy two?!?!!?!?<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> alien autopsy -- <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"> -- fax or fixated?

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:34 pm

I am ready to disgust it.....and your little dog too. Now, I know Im not in Kansas anymore......Aunti Em, Aunti Em IMMM meltinnng. Cursed little girl.

hockeysense · Post by **hockeysense** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:08 pm

Who is the man behind the curtain? Is it video scout, bluesbuddy, slappy or is it the masked man? Only those in the know at the elbow club know. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat">

bluesbuddy · Post by **bluesbuddy** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:43 pm

mah-self tinks dat da insure-ants man knowz. yewz knowz da won --- da won frum noah's ark. <img src="http://www.noahinsurancegroup.com/images/logosmall.gif" style="border:0;"/> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> mess'in wit da king makes no ... ah ... huckeysense!

hockeysense · Post by **hockeysense** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:38 pm

The riverside blues show is no longer ran from the corner on the red. Me thinks that some funny puff is happening on the great Missihippie. Is Stitchy there with the king himself? Only the man behind the curtain knowz 4sure. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"> Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... eysense</A> at: 1/4/06 7:40 pm

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