HELP POR FAVOR!!!

[WarriorHockeyHoney]

All my guy friend wants for his birthday is a plate of scrambled eggs....<br><br><br>what the heck goes into scrambled eggs?!?! Other than eggs, of course! <p></p><i></i>

[MajinHockey]

3 eggs whipped lightly with a tablespoon of warm water...add a tablespoon of milk and a spoonful of butter (butter...not margarine), lightly salt and pepper...cook in a non-stick skillet on medium heat...use a rubber scrapper to gently fold the egg mixture as they cook... <p>97X...BAM!!!...The future of Rock-n-Roll.</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... nHockey</A>  <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://armchaircritic.typepad.com/the_a ... -thumb.jpg" BORDER=0> at: 2/15/06 5:55 pm<br></i>

[EREmpireStrikesBack]

Come on honey, you gotta get knowing this stuff. You might lose your best girl ever title <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

[frozen]

you dont know how to make scrambled eggs? come on... do you know how to pour a glass of milk? <p>there'd be no hockey if the water wasn't FROZEN</p><i></i>

[elliott70]

... and not a little boy still, you should...<br><br>chop some onions, celery, green peppers and ham and mix it in. Have some medium salsa on the side to use as he likes.<br>A glass of OJ, a small venison steak, some wholewheat toast, and a cup of soffee and top it with a little <br>and then a nap and wake him in tiem for the Wild game.<br><br><br>Oh...<br>And if he liked the movie Brokeback Mountain,<br>then put a little cheese on top of the thing. <p></p><i></i>

[2AhockeyOldTimer]

Wow, Elliot...<br><br>Funniest thing i've ever read.<br> <p>"2A You are a true Cidiot" - IronRanger4ever </p><i></i>

[hawkfan70]

I think someone broke into the liquor cabinet early tonight and is working on a bottle of Scotch <p></p><i></i>

[WarriorHockeyHoney]

aw, I don't want to lose my title now...<br><br>and YES I can pour myself a glass of milk...not all of it might get in the glass, but I understand the concept!<br><br>Thank you guys soooo much I'd rather have all you guys think I'm retarded than my favorite warrior! <p></p><i></i>

[east hockey]

After you get this down, we'll get you started on pasta sauce recipes. I'll give you one that rocks. <br><br>Lee <p>____________<br>Message Board arsonist since 2005<br>Egomaniac since 2006</p><i></i>

[WarriorHockeyHoney]

I alreadyhave a pretty awesome pasta sauce...it comes in a can laced with these cool round noodle thingies... <p></p><i></i>