hockey joke

[snipes]

One day 4 hockey fans were climbing a mountain, each proclaiming they were the greatest fan of them all. When they reached the first platue the moundsview fan yelled "this ones for the team" and dove off the mountain. Not wanting to be outdone by the other fans they procedded up the mountain to the next plauteau, where the WhiteBear fan yelled "this ones for the team" and dove off the mountain. Two remaining fans still not wanting to be outdone by the other proceddedd up to the summit, where the Centennial fan yelled "this ones for everyone"! and pushed the Edina fan off the mountain.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[elliott70]

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[hawkfan70]

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[barado23]

Would have been better if the Centennial would have fell too.<br>Go bears!!!!!!!!! <p></p><i></i>

[snipes]

how many champlin fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br>Both of them.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[hendy1621]

hahahaha that was great...the second one was good too but not nearly as good as the first one<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> : <p></p><i></i>

[ApolloEagle39]

Haha, I like these a lot. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Drizy8]

HAHA!!!! <p></p><i></i>

[hendy1621]

Alright I have one. The Pope decided to take a trip to the ocean. So he gets there and he sees a guy wearing an Edina hockey jersey getting attacked by a shark. A little bit later, two guys wearing Eden Prairie jerseys jump into the water, kill the shark, and haul the shark and the Edina fan onto the boat. The Pope comes over to them and praises them for their kindness as he knows the rivalry between Edina and EP is intense. After he leaves, one EP fan shouts to the other, "The Pope may have God's wisdom and all, but he sure doesn't know much about shark fishing. How's that bait holding up?" <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... ndy1621</A> at: 3/2/06 6:39 pm<br></i>

[MR DANGLES 1]

the first ones good lightens up the mood on this board<br> <p></p><i></i>

[Hockeystud27]

Hendys was pretty good<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[rochhockey4life15]

Nice...<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[fulltamahawk]

HAHA all very good<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[ice00breaker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! anytime u can make fun of the cake eaters its funny!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[hockeysense]

Slappy ,Stitch Lip & Packerboy were on there way home last night from the Section 8A championship game when they were killed in a car accident. Slappy was the first one to the pearly gates, St. Peter and the Lord were there to greet him. St. Peter said to Slappy, before I can let you in you must correctly answer this question "Who built the ark?" and Slappy said why Noah of course, sure enough the sky lit up, the bells tolled & in went Slappy. Next it was Packerboys turn & St. Peter asked him "who brought down the 10 commandments? " Packerboy said why Moses of course & sure enough the sky lit up, the bells tolled & in went Packerboy. Now it was Stitch Lips turn & he was a bit nervous as the first two questions were very easy. Sure enough it happened. St Peter asked "what did Eave say to Adam in the Garden of Eden?" Even Stichy's Catholic upbringing wasn't helping him through this one. He did not even have a clue and was about to give up when he told St. Peter "Boy this is a hard one!" And sure enough the sky lit up & the bells tolled & in went Stitch Lips. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[9hockey1]

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[snipes]

these are supposed to be hockey jokes <p></p><i></i>

[BSMhockey11]

slappy ,Stitch Lip & Packerboy are people that talk on the high school hockey forum. <p></p><i></i>

[snipes]

what do orno, maplegrove, and chaska all have in common with the Titanic? They all look good till they hit the ice.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[snipes]

ITs game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down and notices the seat next to him was empty. "This is incredible" said the man. "Who in there right mind would have a seat like this for the final game of the Stanley Cup and not use it"? The neighbor says "well actually itbelongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wif but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been together since 1966. "Oh im sorry to hear that". Thats terrible. But couldnt you find someone else, a friend or relative or neighbor to take the seat? The man shakes his head "no" they're all at the funeral.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[elliott70]

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[crossbar26]

thats hilarius <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[dangles]

funny but quit hatin on edina! <p></p><i></i>

[hockeyequalslife]

alright edina and ep have been rivals for a while so they decide to try and settle it with ice fishing 3 days of fishing and the team with the most fish is better the first day eidna catches nothing and ep cathes 13 second day edina catches noting and ep catches 20 so edina is getting a little suspicous so they decide to dress somone up to looke like and ep player and send him over to see if ep is cheating he comes back and says yeah they are cheating they cut a hole in the ice <p></p><i></i>

[BSMhockey11]

..........hmmm <p></p><i></i>