C'mon now, I think Rush is hilarious. I'll give you some examples of his comedy!carpenterguy wrote:You Might Be A Liberal If...
You think Al Franken is actually funny, but Rush Limbaugh is not.
- Rush upholds "family values" in the face of "liberal" immorality, but has been married and divorced 3 times, and was detained (while divorced) after returning from the Dominican Republic with a bunch of male friends and bottle full of mislabled Viagra. What would a guy who is so adamently against premarital sex be doing with that?!
- He attacks drug users, drug dealers, and the "liberal" judges who do not sentence users and dealers to long prison terms, but is addicted to Oxycontin to the point where he committed fraud to obtain it, and had his attorneys cozy up to judges to keep him out of the slammer!
- Rush wraps himself in the flag and turns loose his attack dogs on anyone who is not a "patriot", but dodged the Vietnam draft by having his doctor bail him out because of a cyst on his ass!
I think Rush is far more hilarious than Franken!