Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep

[Irishmans Shanty]

That's the noise of the Mayflower trucks backing down the ramp to the Metrodome's loading dock. Soon to be loaded on pallets for distribution to other franchises are any players possessing 7 figure contracts that other MLB teams may have interest in. Hunter, Stewart, Castillo, and Lohse are sure to be moved for prospects sooner rather than later. By the time Tiger holes out to win another U.S. Open, the Twins' lineup will become a much better paid St. Paul Saint batting order. <p></p><i></i>