From Constantinople to St.Paul: Episode 1

pistol · Post by **pistol** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:08 pm

That false prophet doesn't even know his sections (of the Bible)!

True Christians pray for the Pioneers.

In 2002, we thought Charlie's Angels was still a girls' school.

Next thing we know AHA is high-stick-goaling its way to H-M's ordained fifth State Championship!

Oh Lord, please stop asking the Pioneer men to play against what may or may not still be a girls' school; it's like being asked to smash ant hills again!

Also, Lord, please reveal the ordained section winners:

RJM (history and initials)
AHA
CDH
H-M
(Section 5 has nobody worthy)
BSM
St. Francis
St. Cloud

who_b_dat · Post by **who_b_dat** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:54 pm

You shot quite a few blanks there pistol.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:21 am

This weekend our travelers did battle out on the road "From Constantinople to St Paul". Yes, they haunt this dusty beach road in the skeleton frames of burned out Chevrolets.

BSM won by a lot vs the Fighting Saints from St Francis. Go with God, Saints.

CDH lost another close game, this time to Roseville.Its been like the movie "Groundhog Day" for da Radahs. Get behind early, then out play your opponent for the last half of the game but come up a little short. Every boofin game.

HM coming of their big win vs STA beat Mahtomedi 3-1.

AHA handled Hutch 5-0.

Two of our group , AHA and HM, will face each other this week and the limos will once again appear at Highland for a gathering of the rich and famous on Thursday.

More to follow.

Sit tight, take hold.. on the road...."From Constantinople to St. Paul"

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:20 am

I've noticed that PB has hitched his holy wagon only to the front runners.

It's interesting that both he and the Lord have neglected any mention of the St. Paul Saints, Totino Grace, Providence Academy, Holy Family, etc. Weird.

Wouldn't you think that the Lord would send a few more premier prospects their way? He and PB love a winner.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:02 am

It could be a case of natural selection.

Maybe Creationists and Evolutionists have more in common than they think.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:12 am

Irishmans Shanty wrote:It could be a case of natural selection.

Maybe Creationists and Evolutionists have more in common than they think.

who_b_dat · Post by **who_b_dat** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:12 am

Big Bong theory? err bang theory.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:37 am

Many began the long journey where salt water, holy water, and freshwater meet, but Hill-Murray (shown here) will be the last one runnin'.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:19 pm

Irishmans Shanty wrote:

Many began the long journey where salt water, holy water, and freshwater meet, but Hill-Murray (shown here) will be the last one runnin'.

Looks like what I had for dinner the other night.
Threw the leftovers out the window for whomever...
but the RAMS got it.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:34 pm

Back in March 2007, elliott70 (far left) and an unidentified poster
pose with CDH, BSM, H-M, and the big catch, the top-ranked AHA
Stars.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:37 pm

Irishmans Shanty wrote:
Back in March 2007, elliott70 (far left) and an unidentified poster
pose with CDH, BSM, H-M, and the big catch, the top-ranked AHA
Stars.

Its undercover hockey lover...
He went after some double a fish, after growing tired of the single a waters up in Warroad.

schwang17 · Post by **schwang17** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:24 am

elliott70 wrote:
Irishmans Shanty wrote:
Back in March 2007, elliott70 (far left) and an unidentified poster
pose with CDH, BSM, H-M, and the big catch, the top-ranked AHA
Stars.
Its undercover hockey lover...
He went after some double a fish, after growing tired of the single a waters up in Warroad.

Gosh that's a good one, Elliott...looks just like good ol' UHL, too!...

Those bottoms are very fitting...

PuxRinmyblood · Post by **PuxRinmyblood** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:47 pm

The fishie in the picture can't possibly represent H-M, as it will be eaten by a bear at the end of it's trip upstream. This pretty much never happens in the case of H-M.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:20 am

Another great showcase night last night for our Catholic teams.

BSM defeated TG and in a thrilla at Aldrich, AHA surprised HM 5-4.

Constantine would have been proud.

packerboy was at Aldrich and thoroughly enjoyed the game.

When we arrived at Constantinople, the Stars were reeling but they could surprise a lot of people. They have a real good blackjack hand who can snipe like crazy and thats always dangerous.

Thursday, there will be valet parking at Highland as the place will be dripping with diamonds and mink. You think the red carpet at the Academy Awards is the place to be? Forget it. Ill be wearing sunglasses.

Edina vs CDH is the matchup. Everybody there will be rich. The concession stand will have a supply of Grey Poupon for the hotdogs. There will be a special area maked off for limo parking so have your driver check for the signs.

HM is off until the weekend so I am sure a number of their fans will be at Highland to cheer on the Raiders.

BSM and AHA return to conference play on Thursday.

Im ridin out tonight to case the promised land, on the road...."From Constantinople to St Paul."

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:29 am

What really happens to the fish up stream.

Their hope and aspirations are stolen from them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_VlVckrUgY

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:31 am

The fish.

How appropriate for our thread and an inspiration as it has been a meaningfull symbol for quite some time. Even a doubting tomASS would believe.

We shall bring it along on the journey as we walk in the shoes of a fisherman on the road "From Constantinople to St Paul"

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:34 am

Couldn't agree with you more pb.....

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:38 am

Holy mackerel!!!

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:43 am

Ah Neut, still looking for that missing link, I see.

Well, while Neut is out looking for Bigfoot, the Catholic hockey powers will be preparing for the Lenten season and all that it brings.

They will arrive in the Holy City on the river to play in the greatest of arenas via the road "From Constantinople to St Paul".

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:45 am

packerboy wrote:Ah Neut, still looking for that missing link, I see.

Well, while Neut is out looking for Bigfoot, the Catholic hockey powers will be preparing for the Lenten season and all that it brings.

They will arrive in the Holy City on the river to watch in the greatest of arenas via the road "From Constantinople to St Paul".

I agree with you 100% (ala BIAFP)!

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:45 am

Neutron 14 wrote:

Couldn't agree with you more pb.....

Looks like the perch I threw back last summer.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:50 am

packerboy wrote:Ah Neut, still looking for that missing link, I see.

Well, while Neut is out looking for Bigfoot, the Catholic hockey powers will be preparing for the Lenten season and all that it brings.

They will arrive in the Holy City on the river to play in the greatest of arenas via the road "From Constantinople to St Paul".

To be fair, there are documented cases of having seen both Jesus AND Bigfoot.

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:59 am

Govs93 wrote: To be fair, there are documented cases of having seen both Jesus AND Bigfoot.

At the same time??

maybe it's like the Clark Kent / Superman deal with the fact you never see them together.

The holy trinity would be if you threw Elvis in with Jesus and Bigfoot

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:11 pm

Its common to struggle with our faith. Its hard to maintain our faith while living in Neuts "scientific" world where beliefs change everytime somebody sticks a shovel in the ground.

But we dig our Catholic teams.

Go Red PioRaidaStars.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:22 pm

packerboy wrote:Its common to struggle with our faith. Its hard to maintain our faith while living in Neuts "scientific" world where beliefs change everytime somebody sticks a shovel in the ground.

But we dig our Catholic teams.

Go Red PioRaidaStars.

And we dig our multi-faith teams!
Go Rams, Broncos, Jacks (x2), Spuds, Hawks, Bluejackets, Thunderhawks, and Bluedevils, and all the others, even Panthers, Warriors, and Greenwave (elves), Pirates and Prowlers!