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Indians forever
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Post by Indians forever »

George Blanda wrote:
Indians forever wrote:Working nights and missing good hockey games.
GET A JOB AT THE RINK!!!
I gotta DWI I can't drive a Zambonni!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by goldy313 »

-Billary and the rest of the politicians; those of you not in the southern tier of counties don't know lucky you were from Thanksgiving to early January. If you turned on the TV you wouldn't have even known Christmas was coming, it was non stop political ads. Even the local news was pretty much politicians from start to finish minus a little weather and sports. Geez I can't wait for this fall :cry:
-bad Viking football teams
-Brittney Spears, isn't her 15 minutes up yet?
-my unemployed meth lab neighbors thinking the most active part of the day is between midnight and 5am; get a stinking job morons.
-winter; is it spring training yet?
who_b_dat
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Post by who_b_dat »

goldy313 wrote:my unemployed meth lab neighbors thinking the most active part of the day is between midnight and 5am; get a stinking job morons.
yea that would be a real buzz kill ... errr wait a minute...
Joey (nine toes) Marcoux
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Post by Joey (nine toes) Marcoux »

:(
Having to press 1 to continue in English....
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Post by Neutron 14 »

Stupid wife question #1:

Don't you think you've had enough?
The only soft spot I see is the one between my legs
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Post by tomASS »

wife stupid question #2

Are you done yet? :shock:
Indians forever
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Post by Indians forever »

Joey (nine toes) Marcoux wrote::(
Having to press 1 to continue in English....
I love that one!! It pisses me off more then working nights!!! Thanks to them I Have to work nights and I speak english and they don't.
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Post by WendyClark »

baitshops in the south metro saying "we're all out of shiners"
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Post by LundqvistRoy »

when someone says "why?" repeatedly.
RBK ruins hockey. PERIOD
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Post by elliott70 »

...the pain in my neck...

Other than that, everything else is pretty good.

Oh, and the numbness in my right hand.....

:D
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post 9744

Post by boblee »

...girls hockey players shooting the puck into the opposing teams shin pads.
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Post by State Champ 97 »

boblee wrote:...girls hockey players shooting the puck into the opposing teams shin pads.
Amen.
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Post by rams80 »

Junior Samples and his juvenile pictures.
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Post by Neutron 14 »

rams80 wrote:Junior Samples and his juvenile pictures.
??? Lulu is Hot!!!
The only soft spot I see is the one between my legs
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Post by Govs93 »

Neutron 14 wrote:
rams80 wrote:Junior Samples and his juvenile pictures.
??? Lulu is Hot!!!
Looked like a member of the Centennial parents' section if you ask me.
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Post by George Blanda »

Fans that think they're on the team.
"they are LAME" -darkdemon on SJU hockey
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Post by Neutron 14 »

George Blanda wrote:Fans that think they're on the team.
=D>
The only soft spot I see is the one between my legs
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Post by Neutron 14 »

Govs93 wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:
rams80 wrote:Junior Samples and his juvenile pictures.
??? Lulu is Hot!!!
Looked like a member of the Centennial parents' section if you ask me.
Unlike the Johnson parents section, Centennials is filled with players Moms AND DADS!
The only soft spot I see is the one between my legs
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Post by Govs93 »

Neutron 14 wrote:
Govs93 wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote: ??? Lulu is Hot!!!
Looked like a member of the Centennial parents' section if you ask me.
Unlike the Johnson parents section, Centennials is filled with players Moms AND DADS!

:lol: rofl.... uh... gimme a minute - I'll come up with a retort!
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Post by Can't Never Tried »

Neutron 14 wrote:
Govs93 wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote: ??? Lulu is Hot!!!
Looked like a member of the Centennial parents' section if you ask me.
Unlike the Johnson parents section, Centennials is filled with players Moms AND DADS!
As shown here!Image
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Post by PuckTime »

boblee wrote:...girls hockey players shooting the puck into the opposing teams shin pads.
....boys players doing the same thing.

Oh, and hearing about how wonderful Roseau is. Nothing against them, but it reminds me of a T-shirt I saw after "The Titanic" movie had been out for a while:
"It sank, get over it."
That's the feeling I get when I hear the R word.
SEE YOU AT THE RINK
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Post by Neutron 14 »

PuckTime wrote:
Oh, and hearing about how wonderful Roseau is. Nothing against them, but it reminds me of a T-shirt I saw after "The Titanic" movie had been out for a while:
"It sank, get over it."
That's the feeling I get when I hear the R word.
You are not alone. They were fortunate for Grand Rapids and Century to knock off the favorites last year.
The only soft spot I see is the one between my legs
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Post by Govs93 »

Neutron 14 wrote:
Govs93 wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote: ??? Lulu is Hot!!!
Looked like a member of the Centennial parents' section if you ask me.
Unlike the Johnson parents section, Centennials is filled with players Moms AND DADS!

I have no response - so I'll regale everybody with story about my dad and about why he's such an interesting guy (who always made it to my games :wink: ). It speaks volumes about the Eastside baby boomers.

I'm 15 years old and playing basketball in the alley (which was my first mistake... basketball). I go up for a rebound, and come down on my brother's foot - snapped my ankle immediately. I obviously start hopping into the house on my good ankle, fully aware that I have real problems. I get in the house, hop past my mom who's in the kitchen in a panic... "what happened?! what happened?!"... and I make it to the livingroom and flop face first on couch.

As I'm laying there, I'm explaining to my mom that I have a broken ankle - it's one of those where I knew it right away. She manages to get my shoe off, and it's clear... it's the size of a softball and completely black - you can't mistake it - all of this within about 1 minute. As this is going on, my dad - who was upstairs and oblivious to anything going on - comes down the stairs, stops and takes a look at my mom who's checking out my ankle, inspects the ankle itself, then says the line to my mom that will always be the best line I've ever heard come out of his mouth...

"Hey, while you're down there, why don't you just kiss his @$$"

Then he walked away.

Mom jumps up and follows him into the other room. I don't know what she said, but it was enough to convince him that I should probably get to the hospital and he should be the one to take me. At that point, he tells me that we'll go just as soon as he takes a shower - so I sit and wait for 20 minutes with my ankle resting on the ottoman. It's finally time to go - our car is parked on the street out front, which is down about 8 steps from our front door... dad heads for the car as I'm sitting there I get up and hop down the 8 steps following him - on my own.

So, now I've managed to finally make some headway toward getting some help for this thing - I think I'm on way.... Ah, but dad enjoys his coffee. So, before we can go to the hospital, we have to stop at White Castle for a cup of Joe - except they're out. But "we should have some ready in about 5 minutes". Next comes the 2nd best line I've ever heard from my dad...

"I can wait. We're in no hurry".


So now, I'm about 40-45 minutes into my untreated injury, my dad has questioned the legitmacy if my softball-sized purple ankle, he's clean, and he has his coffee. We finally make it to the hospital I get everything treated, casted, etc., then the best thing in the world happened... As we're backing out of the parking lot, my dad absolutely crushes the rear end of his car around a parking pole! It was awesome! Got his bumper so far into the thing, we were actually stuck on it for a short period of time. It was like a dream come true!


So despite Neut's comment, my dad is proof that Eastside dads do indeed come through... eventually! :lol:
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Re: post 9744

Post by rams80 »

Neutron 14 wrote:
PuckTime wrote:
Oh, and hearing about how wonderful Roseau is. Nothing against them, but it reminds me of a T-shirt I saw after "The Titanic" movie had been out for a while:
"It sank, get over it."
That's the feeling I get when I hear the R word.
You are not alone. They were fortunate for Grand Rapids and Century to knock off the favorites last year.

Not possible.........the Rams have always been the favorites :lol:
EREmpireStrikesBack
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Re: post 9744

Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

rams80 wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:
PuckTime wrote:
Oh, and hearing about how wonderful Roseau is. Nothing against them, but it reminds me of a T-shirt I saw after "The Titanic" movie had been out for a while:
"It sank, get over it."
That's the feeling I get when I hear the R word.
You are not alone. They were fortunate for Grand Rapids and Century to knock off the favorites last year.

Not possible.........the Rams have always been the favorites :lol:
Great... they've infiltrated.

:idea:
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