2011 State Tourney Phil Housley One-Liners

irwin fletcher · Post by **irwin fletcher** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:50 am

Every garbage goal scorer is "Johnny on the spot". Every year this is the only time I hear someone use that expression.

WB6162 · Post by **WB6162** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:56 am

youngblood08 wrote:
WB6162 wrote:I feel bad for the Stillwater people having to put up with that idiot. Please tell me he is going away after yet another fail in the sections.
Just built in the WBL DNA, Sager's a saint now so go after another coach. Who's next Walz, Bolin, Welch??? When is White Bear Lake going to officially change thier name to White Bear Sandbox??

You should ask someone from WBL. I have no idea.

youngblood08 · Post by **youngblood08** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:08 am

WB6162 wrote:
youngblood08 wrote:
WB6162 wrote:I feel bad for the Stillwater people having to put up with that idiot. Please tell me he is going away after yet another fail in the sections.
Just built in the WBL DNA, Sager's a saint now so go after another coach. Who's next Walz, Bolin, Welch??? When is White Bear Lake going to officially change thier name to White Bear Sandbox??
You should ask someone from WBL. I have no idea.

Sorry forget your not from WBL. Didn't mean to insult you like that.

got some · Post by **got some** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:00 am

youngblood08 wrote:
WB6162 wrote:
youngblood08 wrote: Just built in the WBL DNA, Sager's a saint now so go after another coach. Who's next Walz, Bolin, Welch??? When is White Bear Lake going to officially change thier name to White Bear Sandbox??
You should ask someone from WBL. I have no idea.
Sorry forget your not from WBL. Didn't mean to insult you like that.

White Bear folks loves Phil Housley!!!

MNHockey75 · Post by **MNHockey75** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:14 am

It's absolutely astounding how many names they butcher. Do your friggin' homework! How hard is it to pronounce Micah? The PA announcer says Micah Ranum and Housley calls him Meeka Rainum 5 seconds later. Come on man! Just because you were good at hockey a billion years ago doesn't mean you're any good at color commentary.

On a side note...how do you pronounce Lourdes? Half of them are saying Lourde and half are saying Lourdes. Is the s silent or something?

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:46 pm

Monday Morning QBs everywhere.

ChrisK · Post by **ChrisK** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:17 am

I've got the games recorded on a DVR and caught this one while watching the Hibbing-Lourdes game.

At the beginning of the 3rd period Housley says "Decenzo went hard into the end boards right there and is looking a little gingerly right now."

Huh? He's looking like Ginger from Gilligan's Island?

gfhockey · Post by **gfhockey** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:16 pm

if housley knew anything he would know that TRF didnt get let out of school. They had to head back wedensday nite.thurs morning and go to school thursday. They dont get 3 days off school.

brandy38 · Post by **brandy38** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:59 pm

He calls the goalie's blocker a "stick glove." I bet that wore on Cates and Defiel this year.

PoniesDad45 · Post by **PoniesDad45** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:38 pm

Housley doesn't have a college education but I think he does OK still.

With that said, I think hockey coaches should be teachers at their schools. At least they would have proven that they know how to treat young people with respect and communicate with them properly.

A HS hockey coach should have a college degree IMO.

pioneers · Post by **pioneers** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:47 pm

ChrisK wrote:I've got the games recorded on a DVR and caught this one while watching the Hibbing-Lourdes game.

At the beginning of the 3rd period Housley says "Decenzo went hard into the end boards right there and is looking a little gingerly right now."

Huh? He's looking like Ginger from Gilligan's Island?

I caught that one too. Earlier he said a player had eyes behind his head.

scarlethockey33 · Post by **scarlethockey33** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:20 pm

called Zach Schroeder, Jordan Schroeder

after Hermantown goal

"Shot right where momma keeps the cookies"

wolfpack33 · Post by **wolfpack33** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:04 pm

may be nitpicking, but i'm annoyed by the fact that he calls the goalie's blocker the "stick glove." i know he knows it's called a blocker because on wednesday he went so far as to say the shot was intended for the "stick glove on the goalie's blocker side."

mj79 · Post by **mj79** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:08 pm

scarlethockey33 wrote:called Zach Schroeder, Jordan Schroeder

after Hermantown goal

"Shot right where momma keeps the cookies"

He keeps calling zach, Jordan. Get it right you twit. God I can't stand this guy

MNRinkRat · Post by **MNRinkRat** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:11 pm

It's Zac not Jordan, about five years late there Phil. Funny thing is the other guy does not correct him.

Weekend_Warrior · Post by **Weekend_Warrior** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:59 pm

brandy38 wrote:He calls the goalie's blocker a "stick glove." I bet that wore on Cates and Defiel this year.

Well, actually.. back in the day it may have been more commonly referred to as the "stick glove." A lot of old folks used to also call it a "waffle." It wasn't always called a "blocker."

hshockeyfan53 · Post by **hshockeyfan53** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:25 am

I'm so honored to be the author of this thread and I can't wait to make it again next year!